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 Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 2:22 am
CHILDREN'S BOOKS THAT DIDN'T MAKE IT
1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers, and Scissors An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go To Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That's It! I'm Putting You Up For Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking, and Crying to Get Your Way
19. You Were an Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, but You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes the Hamster ... and Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man on the Moon is Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24. Where Would You Like to be Buried?
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
29.Are you a Folder or a Scruncher?
Okay so some of these are just cheesy or in bad taste but I stumbled across it and found it humorous...I'm strange and lame like that. ^_^ Anyway I was thinking it would be fun for people to make up there own bad children book ideas, see what we Deviant's can come up with.
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 6:50 am
I like them all but I have a few fav's
heart #3
heart #4
heart #16
...I'm strange...
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 10:17 am
Hehehe... I don't know why, but I couldn't stop laughing at #22. xd
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 1:38 pm
AndreasDarilk I like them all but I have a few fav's heart #3 heart #4 heart #16 ...I'm strange... It's alright strange one, I'm right there with you, great picks. :p (15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia This one actually seems like a real book to me, I mean I can just see it in a Veterinarian's waiting room.)
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 2:01 pm
Erioinx AndreasDarilk I like them all but I have a few fav's heart #3 heart #4 heart #16 ...I'm strange... It's alright strange one, I'm right there with you, great picks. :p (15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia This one actually seems like a real book to me, I mean I can just see it in a Veterinarian's waiting room.) #3, I would definatly read to my kids....
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 5:09 pm
AndreasDarilk Erioinx AndreasDarilk I like them all but I have a few fav's heart #3 heart #4 heart #16 ...I'm strange... It's alright strange one, I'm right there with you, great picks. :p (15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia This one actually seems like a real book to me, I mean I can just see it in a Veterinarian's waiting room.) #3, I would definatly read to my kids.... Cute!
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 5:18 pm
I thought #28 was funny rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 7:56 pm
*hifives NightmareRabbit* I totally agree about #22 I hit that and I couldn't help but laugh and I even thought I was prepared. xp
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 3:08 am
Erioinx AndreasDarilk Erioinx AndreasDarilk I like them all but I have a few fav's heart #3 heart #4 heart #16 ...I'm strange... It's alright strange one, I'm right there with you, great picks. :p (15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia This one actually seems like a real book to me, I mean I can just see it in a Veterinarian's waiting room.) #3, I would definatly read to my kids.... Cute! Cute....and true.... How ******** up is these kids?
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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:21 pm
hmm.... I like 2, 7, 10, 16, 18, 20, 25...I like a lot of them... I would so read them! #16 was the funniest rofl I don't really get #4...
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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:41 pm
#********, s**t, crap, damn....things of that nature...
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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 8:26 pm
oh! the only thing that came in my head was s**t...
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:17 am
animefreaknva oh! the only thing that came in my head was s**t... You poor innocent... Erioinx, the mad looking grin on your avi's face makes this thread much, much scarier... The pop up book and the microwave games are my favourites. Here's a couple for you. Actual book: How to talk to your kids about terrorism. How to talk to your terrorist kids about capitalism. How to talk to terrorists about your kids. How to know if your principle likes you.
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 3:36 am
Those are great....I love the way the principal one comes after all the terrroists ones...was that on purpose?
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 9:52 pm
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