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[MY]SP00NS[T00]BiiG Vice Captain
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 Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:29 pm
Alrighty. Shimi needed to do this. It's basically gonna be gory little one-shots. :'D Shavo is a white bunny, Daron is a pink squirrel, Serj is a dark green bear, and John is a purple porcupine. :'D Bear with me.
And, I'll need ideas. PM me or w'tevah.
I might add some guild members. XD Broaden the possibilities.
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Starring: Daron and Serj!
Such a bright and wonderful day in Hollywood! Daron the squirrel went skipping down the street as cheerfully as his probation officer would allow(without it seeming too forced), bong in hand.
But the happy day would end quickly.
He tripped over an outstretched foot, lodging the bong under his eye. Daron gritted his teeth and screamed through them in frustration/pain.
The little squirrel has extreme anger issues; it's why he's on the pot.
However, he wasn't high at the moment, and he popped his eye out from it's socket with the bong. Anger rising, he threw it at a building.
This just isn't his day.
Shards of glass ricocheted from the brick, bounding straight through his skull, leaving him dead on the side walk.
And it just-so happened that his band buddy Serj Tankian was walking down the street with a newly bought nose-whistle. He peered closer at the pink mass of blood and glass, then screamed in realization. He pointed frantically at his friend, running around in circles, but alas, Daron was dead, and no one else cared.
And rush-hour started.
A truck going by super fast drove by, spinning him around in place. Disoreinted, Serj's head hit the pavement.
And a mo-ped ran right over his curly head, splattering his brains over the ashphalt.
Adding insult to injury, a bird took a s**t on him.
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Starring: Shavo and John!
This was peacful bliss to a Mr. John Dolmayan, sitting in his room, a certain annoying white bunny nowhere to be found, as he read his comics. But all good things must come to an end, and this time, a bit sooner than expected.
Shavo bounded right into John's room without knocking, prancing about. John gritted his teeth, but tried to finish the comic anyway.
And Shavo would just not be havin' that!
He started to sing, and he plucked the comic from his friend's paws. John narrowed his eyes in anger, and began to yell. Shavo flinched, as John pulled him by his ear, slamming him into his neat-o little office thing. He hit the floor with a whine, and John set a chair up against the door knob so Shavo wouldn't be able to get out.
Too bad he didn't have any intentions of escaping, there were many things he could ******** with right here. He took as many papers as he could, and plopped infront of the pper shredder, dropping them in with no remorse.
But one of the packets was heavily stapled and without thinking, he bent over to fish it out and stop it from jamming. His beard got caught in the shredder, and made a WHIRRRRing noise. It started to smoke. Shavo tried to pull his beard out, but it was too stuck. With a click, the mechanism began to pull him in. Shavo started to scream, but John didn't really care, and the screaming didn't last long, anyway; soon he was lying in bloody strips among the shredded paper.
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:48 pm
XDDD I lol'd soooo hard! Can I illustrate the tale? O:
Ideas exclaim
Shavo's beard in a paper shredder.
Daron tripping on his feet, holding a lit joint, having it put out in his eye.
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Cynical Rainbows Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:53 pm
omg cuddles...
Get on YIM and we can illustrate with Doodle! whee
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:56 pm
CuddlesRevenge XDDD I lol'd soooo hard! Can I illustrate the tale? O: Ideas exclaim Shavo's beard in a paper shredder. Daron tripping on his feet, holding a lit joint, having it put out in his eye.
And of course you can draw it. :'D
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[MY]SP00NS[T00]BiiG Vice Captain
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[MY]SP00NS[T00]BiiG Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:47 pm
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Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 6:43 pm
rofl rofl rofl Holy crap. You just made my entire day.
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[MY]SP00NS[T00]BiiG Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 12:27 pm
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