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 Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 2:54 pm
So this is basicly the Musical form of Monty Python and the holy grail (for those of you who don't know). It was written and created and all that junk by Eric Idle (Sir Robin). It's freakin awsome. So ya. I've decided, since im bored, to have like an on going post the lyrics thing, so if you know it join in, if not, im srry, im bored!
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:02 pm
Brave Sir Robin:
Minstrel: Bavely Bold Sir Robin Rode forth From Camolat he was not at all afraid to die Oh Brave Sir Robin, he was not at all afraid to be killed in nastey ways, Brave brave brave Sir Robin! He was not in the least bit scared to mashed into a pulp, or to eyes gouched out, and elbows broken! To have his knee caps spilt and his body burned away, and his libms all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin! His head smashed in and his heart cut out, and his liver removed and his bowels unpluged, and his knostrels raped and his bottom burned up and his p***s split and his-
Robin: Thats, thats enough music for now lads.
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:10 pm
Henry: Where are you? Where are you, where are you my hearts desires? WHERE ARE YOU? WHERE ARE? Only you can quentch the fire!
King:-Stop it! Stop it enough with all this sining! (at Lancelot) Who are you?
Henry: Im your Son!
King: NOT you!
Henry: oh.
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:22 pm
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:43 pm
1st: spamalot is awesome. its everything wonderful about broadway plus monty python. wonderful combination if you ask me. 2nd: The Entire SPAMALOT show on youtube yeah i found this on youtube and thought that i would put the link here. its for a playlist thats the entire SPAMALOT show 3rd: the following song is one of my favs from the Spamalot soundtrackHe Is Not Dead Yet: MONKS:
Sacrosanctus Domine
Pecavi ignoviunt
Iuesus Christus Domine
Pax vobiscum venerunt
ROBIN:
Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!
LANCE:
Here's one.
DAD:
I'm not dead!
ROBIN:
Here, he says he's not dead!
LANCE:
Yes, he is.
DAD:
I feel happy. I feel happy.
DAD:
I am not dead yet
I can dance and I can sing
I am not dead yet
I can do the highland fling
I am not dead yet
No need to go to bed
No need to call the doctor
'Cos I'm not yet dead
MINSTRELS:
He is not yet dead
That's what the geezer said
Oh, he's not yet dead
That man is off his head
He is not yet dead
Put him back in bed
Keep him off the cart because he's not yet dead
MINSTRELS:
Well now he's dad
You whacked him on the head
Sure now he's dead
It makes me just see red
You are such a brute
To murder that old coot
You homicidal b*****d, now he's really dead
Who is the knave who put him in his grave
And who needs to manage his anger?
LANCE:
My name is Lancelot
I'm big and strong and hot
Occasionally I do
Some things that I should not
ROBIN:
I want to be a knight
But I don't like to fight
I'm rather scared I may
Just simply run away
LANCE:
I'll be right with you
Robin through and through and through
So stick with me and I'll show you what to do
ROBIN:
We'll remain good chums
You can teach me how to dance
BOTH:
We're going to enlist
ROBIN:
I'm Robin
LANCE:
And I'm Lance
CHORUS:
Oh we're off to war
Because we're not yet dead
We will all enlist
As the Knights that Arthur led
DAD:
I am coming too
My name will be Sir Fred
I'll be your musician
Cos I'm not yet dead
CHORUS:
Oh we're not dead yet
To Camelot we go
To enlist instead
To try and earn some dough
And so although
We should have stayed in bed
We're going off to war
Because we're not yet dead
LANCE:
To kill
I will
It gives me such a thrill
ROBIN:
To sing
And dance
And keep an eye on Lance
ALL:
We're going off to war
We'll have girlfriends by the score
DAD:
We'll be shot by Michael Moore
ALL:
Because we're not yet dead
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:49 pm
Run Away!!!!:
FRENCH GUARD
Fetchez la vache!
ARTHUR
Run away!
ROBIN
Run away!
LANCELOT
Run away?
BEDAVERE
Run away!
KNIGHTS
Run away!
Run away! Run Away!
ARTHUR
Run away from the stench and the trenchies!
KNIGHTS
Run away! Run Away!
BEDAVERE
From these horrible, nasty old Frenchies!
ROBIN
These frogs and their terrible prattle, are fighting a battle with cattle!
LANCELOT
We're all full of fear so let's get out of here!
KNIGHTS
Run away, run away, run away!
FRENCH GUARDS
You English all are buggerfolk
Your mothers all are ruggerfolk
Your army is a bloody joke
You couldn't beat an artichoke
If battle you choose to renew
We'll taunt you 'til you all turn blue
We turn our asses as you part
In your direction we all fart!
*French National Anthem plays*
FRENCH GUARD
Fetchez can-can dancers!
ALL KNIGHTS *To the tune of a can-can*
Run away! Run away! Run away! Run-run-run-run-run-run away! Run away! Run away! Run away, run away!
Ruuuuun a-waaaaay!
Run away! Run away!
ARTHUR
It seems like a helpful solution
KNIGHTS
Run away! Run away!
ARTHUR
To avoid this French revolution!
We're stuck in a nasty position
Why don't you take a short intermission?
Have a drink and a pee, we'll be back for Act Threeeeeeeee...
PATSY
Two, sir!
ARTHUR
Twooooooooo....
KNIGHTS
Run away run away run awaaaaaaaaay!
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:35 pm
Sweetensss!!!!!!
more peole who know about Spamalot!
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Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 1:04 pm
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Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 7:22 pm
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Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 8:32 pm
I get to go see it soon but not untl june now that i think about it crying so far away
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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:56 am
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:35 am
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 7:10 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 6:44 pm
 14/50k >> Saw it, was awsome
And you changed you name <<
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