(MCRmy)
The MCR commandments:
1. Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2. Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3. Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you
4. Thou shall be a demolition lover
5. Thou shall unleash the bats
6. Thou shall protect thy lover from everything (even vampires)
7. Thou shall respect the lord, Gerard.
8. Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance
9. Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10. Thou shall rock hard.
11. Thou shall dye thy hair blonde and wear thine clothes too tight.
12. Thou shall never been seen without thine eyeliner.
13. Thou shall not feed Mikey W*y.
14.Thou shall bow down to thee 'Fro.
15.Thou shall never reveal the actual pronunciation of One Mr. Frank Anthony's last name.
16.Thou shall never type the W word
17. If thou est ever in the situation of dire need of a vanity check, USE THE SALTWATER
18.Thall shall be consumed by TBP and all of it's maddening confusing secret glory
19. Thou shalt not make a TBP thread that has already been created
20.Thou shall know that thou est not as cool as Bob Bryar
21.Thou shall not make rumors about knowing someone, who knows someone, who is their friend, who told you what TBP is.
22. Thou shall not steal Gerard's driver's license, or luggage, or sidekick, or locks of hair; you may of course feel free to steal his make-up and pants. ( maybe not his pants …unless they happen to fall off because of that damn womens cut.)
23. Thou shalt not pick up Gerard's old cigarette butts and sell them on Ebay.
24. Knowest that the only individuals allowed to stealeth Gerard(eth)'s shirts be his bandmates.
25. GERARD SHALL NOT WEARETH WOMEN'S CUT
26. Thou shalt never, under any circumstances, try to over throw the fro's rule of earth or else the fro will eat you alive and steal your pets.
27. Thou shall not trust Ray with Runts candy.
28. Thou shall not trust Craig Aaronson (sp?) with the words "********" and/or "amazing".
29. Thou shall never wash clothes and/or buy duplicates or set foot within 10 meters of a dry cleaners.
30. Thou shall thrive on Starbucks.
thou must drinkith the daily dose of coffee.
Thou shall drinketh thine coffee or die of caffeineation deprivation.
31. Thou shall feel the need scratch all random itches obnoxiously.
32. Thou shall use, worship, and wish for white in MAC cosmetics.
33. thou shall not beat our boys at award shows.
34. Thou shall add random s**t to perfectly good songs when they are performed live.
35. Thou BETTER improve thy karate, Mr. W*y (it's not that impressive.)
36. Thou shall "think happy thoughts" (preferably while wearing green tights)
37. Thou shall party by surfing the internet.
38. Thou shall not watch the "Honey..." video merely for Gerard's obscene tongue gestures.
39. Thou shall forget the word "sincerely" and replace it with "XOXO"
40. Thou shall try to make the lyrics match the whsipers in 'Vampires..'
41. Thou shall not chaffe, for thou shall not have feelings
42. Thou shall not question Gerards brown shoes. Not matter how out of place they may appear.
43. If thine is ever a Helena dancer, thou shall not molest the Gerard
44. Thou shall mourn the death of the Pansy. RIP.
45. Thou shall wear shiny unicorn pins
46. Thou shall alw**s wonder whose cup that was in LOTMS and why it was present.
47. Thou shall speak of Iron Maiden at all given opportunities
48. Thou shall acknowledge Morrissey as the lyrical god that he is.
49.Thou shall know which bands "own Jersey".... Misfits Thou shall know what a band that mixes Morrissey and The Misfits sounds like and thou shall know them well.
50. Thou shall "have an open mind, My Friend"
51.Thou shall alw**s and forever love our boys (but not in a creepy fangirl w** where you make their old garbage into jewelry and shrines)
52. Thou shall never let them take thee alive.
53. Thou shall alw**s carry hand sanitizer.
