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 Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 12:40 pm
Speculation is advised for this thread may contain verbal profanity and Mature situations. =D
This thread is made for your entertainment, made by members for members Thank you.
This is a product of My Boredom, and Delight so No Rude Comments!
No Seriously, simply entertainment I hope I get more replies of what you all come with your self! x3
F.A.Q.
1. OMG this is so funny! May I post it somewhere?
=If its done by you then yes you may, not by you, please ask poster.
2. OMGZ this is so wrong I'm reporting it!
=Sure report, its not violating anything or anyone =D
3. OMGZ LOLZ why a F.A.Q.?
=Because some of you are faggots and can't take a joke per-say harmless humor so enjoy or get out. =D
I simply don't want to see provoking posts like :"OMG this is stupid."
Why if you think so, the Thread Door is that way, and so I just want my buddies and members to crack me up as well as I will crack up to replies. xD Humor! Good for the Soul.
Okay Have fun! Next post is done by me and to be continued xDxD
Important: You must keep your funnyness PG-13. :O Censor your words if you want or do a strike through. I'm quite sure anyone who doesn't like profanity uses filters anyways. But yeah keep content PG-13.
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 12:41 pm
Part One:
By Me! Seri =D
Yes, as the thread says make a dialogue parody , heres mine:
Yusuke, Kuwabara, Kurama and Hiei were all in Kurama's room. Yusuke, Kuwabara and Kurama were helping Yusuke on his Tests he needed to get back into school [/Lets pretend]. Hiei was there why? Well because I say so.....Now on to the things Kurama & Hiei would never say or do:
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Kurama: Welcome I'm glad you made it! =D
Kuwa: Oh like no problem man! [/is finally better at something homework and Yusuke sucks at it xD]
Yusuke: Well what can I say I really need to set out my life. =_=;
Hiei: I don't even know why I'm here, feh, worthless.
They are all in Kurama's room Kuwa went down to the kitchen to get some snacks
Kurama: So, Yusuke how are things with Keiko?
Yusuke: Horrible! She won't let me touch her!!!
Kurama: O,O;;;
Hiei: =_=;;;
Kurama: Well...on important matters I wanted to make a confession....
Hiei starts to get annoyed and little did we know he spots Kurama's computer and starts messing with it.
Yusuke: Yeah man? Whats up? You like Keiko or something?
Kurama: No I uh,.....I have an obsession to porn! gonk
Yusuke: mrgreen Well now finally showing your colors eh?
Kurama: No I mean it gawd dammit!! Damn Mother thinks I'm all "Well behaved" and--
Kuwa walks in
Kuwa: OMG you guys! I found some pop tarts!! [/munches]
Kurama: Its always "Oh Shuuchi is so good" and "Shuuchi my perfect boy" its like damn woman don't you think I have urges of my own? gonk I'm f*ckin horny every other night gawd!
Yusuke: Buwahaha!!! [/is cracking up]
Hiei: Hn, what on earth is a Faan-Fiction? >,> [/found his way to the internet]
Kuwa: O,O;;; Um, Okay Kurama maybe your just stressed.
Kurama: Why don't you shut the F*ck up!!??
Hiei: Oh hey I just got a Myspace! =D Fo'Shizzle! as to what my comments say.
Kuwa: What they hell you got a Myspace too? I bet I have more friends than you do!
Hiei: [/Looks at screen] Well actually I have 1,200 friends as if now apparently they think I'm "Smexy".
Kuwa: Say what? scream
Yusuke: Hey cool! Add me Hiei!
Kurama: Ugh!!! gonk
Yusuke: Buwahhaa this is totally good material for my guild!
Kuwa: Omg Yusuke why do you have silver curly hair? Whats going on here?
Hiei: Oh wow, my comment cherry has just been popped =D!!
Yusuke transform into SeriphimMagician
Kurama: WTF?! Are you doing in my room?
Kuwa: O,O
Seri: I needed a dialogue to put in my guild for my things Kurama and Hiei would never do hope you don't mind D=
Kurama: What the f*ck?
Hiei: *_*;;;; What the hell? [/gets off the computer]
LETS TIE HER UP IN THE FOREST AND LEAVE HER THERE!!!!
grabs seri and brings her to the forest while Kuwa is left in the room.
Kuwa: Hahaha! I'm gonna delete all his friends from his friendslist that little punk!! Buwahaha!!
Meanwhile Yusuke was left in his underwear because apparently Seri was posing as him, and where was he? He was in Kurama's closet the whole time
Yusuke: I'm gonna get them bastards!! I've been moaning and yelling for crying out loud! gonk
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The End! =D
Your turn!
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 12:49 pm
Part two:
Myspace gets Kuwa down, Kurama addicted to porn, Yusuke is just pissed. D= Hiei is stressed xD
Kuwa: I can't read your gosh darn profile everything is black! gonk
Hiei: Well of course you D*ck head you can't read for Sh*t! Highlight the F'n text!
Kurama: Why isn't anyone paying attention to me? I'm addicted to porn! gonk
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Hiei: Kurama why don't you just STFU! And just screw yourself, thats what I do. rolleyes
Kurama: gonk
Kuwa: emo Yukina...... crying
Yusuke: What the hell is wrong with you a** Holes? Didn't you hear me screaming in the closet? I was tied up by some freak who calls her self SeriphimMagician >,>;;; She even put on my clothes! gonk
Hiei: Will you STFU? That scene already passed we tied her up. I have to deal with this Myspace Ego maniac [/referring to Kuwa] a porn addict, and now your sh*t, you know what? Screw this! I'm off to buy some Flammin Hot cheetoes and get High.
Kurama: crying I need a girlfreind! I'm lonely!
Kuwa: @_@;;;;;;;;;;;;
Yusuke: .....Hey Hiei can I join you?
Hiei: Sure why the hell not? Maybe if we get stoned enough we can lay eachother, and solve our virgin selves. Hell I don't care anymore I just don't want this crap anymore, lets leave the porn addict and the myspace freak here.
Yusuke: =D
~The End Okay now I am REALLY done your turn!! xD
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 12:51 pm
rofl priceless! now I must think of something as well.
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 12:57 pm
Yes please do I love all of my members and wanted to celebrate by putting and reading such funnyness! =D
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 1:09 pm
I’m spiraling down… *starts laughing uncontrollably on the floor, rolling around and smacking into her computer desk* That was funny. Poor Kurama, addicted to porn. That's great! rofl rofl rofl …into loneliness. Save me please…
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 1:11 pm
4laugh Thank you for the compliment of my defiled brain!
I can't wait to hear somemore of what others think of. wink
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 1:16 pm
Mmm...I wonder what will come to me in my lack of sleep. Most things unthinkable come up in my mind when I'm trying to sleep. >,<
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:19 am
I been restricted so I won't get to see my lovely replies or what peple come up with. gonk
Love you all long time gonk heart
I'll come back in two days.
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:27 pm
It's a quiet day, considering the fact Koenma hasn't found a suitable mission for Yusuke to tackle yet...which means Botan is bored.
Botan: These random tickets for a spa just popped into my hand! LET'S GO! *starry-eyed smile*
Hiei: ...WTF is a spa?!
Kurama: *gushing* It's the best place EVER! You deprived child! We must fill in your life's destiny immediately! *drags Hiei off*
Botan: Kurama! Shouldn't we go get Yusuke and Kuwabara?
Kurama: Those undignifed, artless primitives would not understand the beauty that is the spa. Leave them, my young Padawan.
Hiei: *suddenly twitching* STAR WARS! My savior!
Kurama: Oh, is that where all my Star Wars collection went? Figures.
The group arrive at the spa without too much trouble...aside from Hiei randomly going into spasms and shouting "STAR WARS!"
Botan: *singing* I want a manicure! Paint my nails PINK!
Kurama: I think I'll go with...red. Or green. Or blue. Or black. Or the PRETTY RAINBOW! I HEART SPAS!
Hiei: ME WANTS DRAGONS.
Kurama: *nodding approvingly* Good, you're learning the forgotten art of the SPA.
Hiei: Me learns quickly. *grinning proudly*
Botan: WHEE! Look at my NAILS! WORSHIP THEM.
Kurama: My nails ish prettier!
Hiei: My nails PWN YOU ALL. burning_eyes
Botan: *shrinking back* You're right, Hiei!
Kurama: Hiei! Don't raise your body temperature like that! You'll destroy the nails, which is the official sign that you have learned the way of the SPA.
...to be continued...
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Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 3:15 pm
blaugh rofl rofl rofl
Hiei's Nails! rofl exclaim
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Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 7:05 pm
...continuing on...
Yusuke: Hey, I wonder where Kurama and Hiei are.
Kuwabara: Kurama's probably planting roses or something girly, and shrimp-boy's probably trying to get a facial.
Yusuke: Don't be stupid, Kuwabara. Hiei'd burn the entire thing up before he'd even set a foot inside a spa.
The irony...it burns.
Keiko: *suddenly pops out of nowhere* They went with Botan to a spa!
Kuwabara: *proudly* See? Told ya so, Urameshi!
Yusuke: ...Darn. LET US GO TO THE SPA! COME, FELLOW JEDI KNIGHT! WE MUST RESCUE THEM FROM THE CLUTCHES OF DARTH BOTAN!
Somewhere in a galaxy far, far away...
Yoda: Use our terms you must stop!
Back to Tokyo.
Random passersby: Man, is EVERYONE obsessed with Star Wars today?
...to be continued...
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Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 8:38 pm
I can see Hiei as Darth xDxDxD
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:01 pm
...continuing on...
Keiko, Yusuke, and Kuwabara set off in a desperate attempt to rescue their fellow Jedi Knights Kurama and Hiei from Darth Botan. However, they are unaware that Kurama and Hiei have forsaken the Jedi ways for the way of the spa...
Hiei: Lookit me pretty nails!
Kurama: Alright. Initiation is over. Come on--on to the facials!
Botan: Wait for meeeeee!
Facial with cucumber slices and papaya. Yay.
Hiei: ...Why can't I see anything with my Jagan except for cucumber?
Kurama: Relax. Cucumber is good for that ugly eye of yours.
Hiei: Hm. My eye is ugly. WHAT WAS I THINKING?! SHIGURE HAS NO FASHION SENSE!
Botan: I have a pretty pink scarf you can use. 3nodding
Hiei: *beams* Why, thank you so much!
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:14 pm
lol. Hiei at the spa. That would be so funny!
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