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Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:18 pm
You might be a bit too canadian if... red is me
You wonder why there isn't a 5 dollar coin, as you can only use more change.(sadly i just wondered to annoy jaded) You spend hours in the dark making scale models of the Avro Arrow and cursing the Diefenbaker government. You have memorized the Heritage Foundation's Heritage Moments, including your favourites, "Burnt Toast!", "You know I canna read a word...", "One day we have tar paper roof!" and "Kanata". You advocate the abolition of responsible government in favour of monarchist rule. You think there isn't enough Queen on our currency. Your graduation formal dress was made of flannel. You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing 'u's from labor, honor, and color. You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada. You make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day. You automatically read 'Z' as 'Zed' and don't give a damn that it doesn't rhyme with "now I know my abcs". You are moved to tears by those Bell Canada phone commercials they show around Remembrance Day, where the grandson calls his granddad from Dieppe. You understand the manipulative nature of the advertisement, but continue to be moved, nonetheless. You stay up until midnight (the end of some television station broadcasting hours) to hear the Canadian national anthem. You get up at 5:00 am (the beginning of broadcasting hours) to hear the Canadian national anthem. You spit angrily when Americans say "ruff" instead of the correct "roof". When abroad, you have a cold fear that somebody might mistake you for an American. You make a point of deliberately being kind to locals just to make it clear you are a Canadian.
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Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 9:50 am
omg the heritage commercials, I think I know them all by heart!
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Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:57 pm
HellMistress_Frizzy omg the heritage commercials, I think I know them all by heart! same
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Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 5:55 pm
definetly the same as you booth. lol patrick, patrick Oneil sir lol rofl
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 7:29 am
"i'm sure it means, the houses, the village"
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