Once, in a far off valley, lived a man, his wife, and their three kids.
The man was named Danny-Stu, and his wife Mary-Sue.
Their kids were Robert, who was 16, Mary, who was 12, and little Chuck, who was 8.
They lived in a very good house they built themselves, and so they had a huge TV, computer, every game console ever made, and many other things that use electricity.
Even though they had all this, they were still very rich.
But the kids were far from spoiled- they helped out in any way, and never talked back to their parents.
They had a cow named Bessie, and a flock of chickens, a dog named Spot, and a cat named Oreo.
They were vegetarians, and never cruel to animals.
They had never once in their life so much as stepped on a bug.
The kids were at the top of their grade, and had each skipped grade 1 since they learned how to read and write and do math at a young age.
Danny-Stu had a very well-paying job as a doctor and was a very respected man.
He had every type of patient, including royalty from far-off countries.
They never ran into a problem, nosiree.
They were all very happy and never had a reason to be sad.
…Now that's what I call scary.
Carla and
Bill.