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 Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 3:10 pm
Right. I think that everyone should have a stockpile of qoutes, kind of like Batman's utility belt.
Post movie qoutes, qoutes form friends, funny qoutes, depressing qoutes, qoutes form songs and qoutes form books.
If it stuck with you, we want to hear it!
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 3:12 pm
I'll start us of:
Truth, justice, honor...none of that's worth s**t. What matters is people, and people aren't honest or just or honorable. They're petty and they're angry and they're afraid, and all anyone really wants, deep down, is to be wanted. And what's truth to that? -M. Clark
I think the person that invented the universe, really messed up good by not making it possible for us to learn things by eating them. Like if, all it took for us to learn advanced math was for us to eat a calculus textbook. Or to learn French, we just ate a Frenchman. Or if we wanted to understand dolphins, we'd eat a dolphin. I think life would be a lot more streamlined if that was the way things happened. -Mike T.V.
The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other b*****d die for his. -George S. Patton
Alright, have fun, go crazy!
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 4:34 pm
It's not living alone if you keep a rifle under the bed.
- Chuck Palahniuk
Adventure is just bad planning.
- Roald Amundsen
Basic research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing.
- Wernher von Braun
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:11 pm
"Life is full of misery , lonliness, and suffering and its all over
much to soon."
- Woody Allen.
"I have not failed. I have just found 10,000 ways that won't
work."
- Thomas Alva Edison.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,
and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein.
"Do, or do not. There is no try."
- Yoda
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:18 pm
"Who are you to judge how I live? I'm not perfect, and I don't live to be. But before you start pointing fingers, Make sure your hands are clean." Bob Marley
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 8:28 pm
((These are good.))
“Fortune knows we scorn her most, when most she offers blows.” William Shakespeare
When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger have handled this?" -Brady's First Law of Problem Solving
If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it. -Leo C. Rosten
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 8:11 pm
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no", I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland but it was getting pretty late.
Real love is dangerous. It can get you from the inside and hold on tight, and if you don't let go fast enough, you might be willing to do anything for it's sake.
heart Never leave the one you love for the one the one you like, because the one you like will leave you, for the one they love heart
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 8:17 pm
Can I quote banter?
"You hang on to your pain like it means something. Like it's worth something. Well, let me tell you, it's not worth s**t. Let it go! Infinite possibilities, and all he can do is whine."
"Well, what am I supposed to do?"
"What do you think? You can do anything, you lucky b*****d -- you're alive! What's a little pain compared to that?"
"It can't be that simple."
"What if it is?"
-- Six Feet Under
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 12:55 pm
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
Mark Twain
Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
Mark Twain
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
Mark Twain
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Groucho Marx
I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.
Groucho Marx
She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Groucho Marx
If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
Albert Einstein
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Albert Einstein
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:22 pm
"Red 'lectroids from the 8th dimention!!!!"
Buckaroo Bonzaii
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Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 3:24 am
"All your base are belong to us."
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Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 8:46 am
"I'm pretty sure a rat just bit my knee."
"That's nice Homestar, sweetie. Say hi to that bee for me!"
"Hi bee...."
-Homestar Runner
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Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:24 am
He who fights against monsters should see to it that he does not become a monster in the process. And when you stare persistently into an abyss, the abyss also stares into you. - Friedrich Nietzsche
Nihilism is best done by professionals. - Iggy Pop
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Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 3:05 pm
"If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one."
~ Mother Teresa
"Despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart."
~ Anne Frank
"Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done."
~ Amelia Earhart
"You're never trapped until you stop trying."
~ Cheetara
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 2:43 am
No idea who said any of these, but I like them anyway...
"To love and be loved is the greates happiness of existance."
"Love doesn't make the world go round, but it's what makes the ride worthwhile."
"A life without love isn't a life worth living."
"Too many people believe the worst of love."
"Sometimes standing still can be the best move you'll ever make."
"It's only in the mysterious equation of love that any logical reasons can be found."
"One joy scatters a thousand griefs."
"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called 'The Present'."
"Things I've learnt lately... Books are like friends who share a little bit of themselves with you, change is inevitable, chocolate chip cookies taste better as dough, and you should never wait to tell someone why you love them."
"Dance as if no one is watching you, love as though you've never been hurt before, sing as though no one can hear you and live as though heaven is on earth."
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