OPENING CREDITS GUY: HAY WOULDN'T IT SUCK IF ZOMBIES WERE SMART
SMART ZOMBIE: YA LOL
ZOMBIE BAND: CAUSE THIS IS THRIIIILLER, THRILLER NITE
BLONDE ZOMBIE KILLER(BZK): MAN THE ZOMBIES ARE ACTING WIERD
JON LEGUIZAMO: Y CABRON EL DE LOS ZAPATAS TU CHINGA MADRE ESE
BZK: HAY I AM RETIRING YUO WILL BE HEAD ZOMBIE KILLA OK
JON LEGUIZAMO: PSSS CHINGA PANTALONES ESE
SMART ZOMBIE: HAY DUDES LETS EXPLODE ONTO THE CITY
ZOMBIES: YAAAAAY
BZK: WOO THE CITY I WILL GO GET MY CAR HAY WHERE IS MY CARE WTF PURPLE MIDGET DUDE
PURPLE MIDGET DUDE: I DUNNO HAY GO CHECK OUT THE HOOKER GETTING EATEN BY ZOMBIES
BZK: OH s**t BEST BUDDY FOREVER, WONDER TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE
BLONDE ZOMBIE KILLA BEST BUDDY FOREVER(BZKBBF): FORM OF SNIPER
BZK: FORM OF CONVICT
PURPLE MIDGET DUDE: SNIPE'D
BZK: ROFL ARRESTED
SMART ZOMBIE: IT IS A JOLLY GOOD DAY FOR A SWIM EH CHAPS?
ZOMBIES: METAL GEAR ZOMBIE 3: FLESH EATER
BIG CITY, USA: CRAP WE ARE BEING INVADED BY ZOMBIES
JON LEGUIZMAO: ROFL TANK HACK
DENNIS HOPPER: BZK I NEED THAT TANK BACK
BZK: UMMMM K
DENNIS HOPPER: O YA THESE 3 GUYS ARE GOING WITH YUO
FORGETTABLE GUY #1: YO
FORGETTABLE GUY #2: SUP
PILLSBURY, THE BADASS FILIPINO WITH A HEART OF GOLD: I LIKE TASTY MEAT
*OUT IN ZOMBIE COUNTRY*
SCORPION HEAD PRIEST ZOMBIE: RAAAAR
FORGETTABLE GUY #1: OWNED
HOOKER: HEADSHOT FIFTY POINTS WOO
BZK: OK YOU GUYS I KNO YUO WANT TO KILL ME BUT DONT OK PLZTHXBAI
PILLSBURY: ACCEPT THIS APOLOGY OF SPOUSAL ABUSE
FORGETTABLE GUY #2: PISTOL WHIPPE'D
BZK: JON LEGUIZAMO I CALL YOU OUT BEYOTCH
JON LEGUIZAMO: OK I WILL STEP OUT OF THE CAR ******** CARJACKED HOW STUPID AM I
BZK: VERY, OKBYE
JON LEGUIZAMO: s**t ZOMBIE'D
*MEANWHILE, BACK AT BIG CITY, USA*
ZOMBIE: VIVE LA REVOLUTION
SEX MACHINE FROM DUSK TILL DAWN: CAMEO APPEARANCE ROFL
DENNIS HOPPER: ******** THIS DEUCE BITCHES
SMART ZOMBIE: YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF SHUT THE ******** UP
SMART ZOMBIE: ULTIMATE GASOLINE ATTACK
ZOMBIE JON LEGUIZAMO: SUP
DENNIS HOPPER: A'SPLODED
BZK AND FRIENDS: HAY I HAVE THIS BADASS CAR NOW, I GUESS I'LL GO TO CANADA
CANADA: WORD UP
Fin.
