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 Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:59 am
My friend Darkzumi told me a funny story that happened in the D&D game he runs with some friends from work. The party had come to a fortress of the head villain and a moat surrounded it. The party's barbarian jumped the moat and tried to grab the wall and climb it but failed. He fell in the moat and was attacked by two fish monsters, Aboleths. They mind controlled him and had him eat the slime around them! (It makes you breathe water and be unable to breathe air) Then the party's paladin fell in the water and got mind controlled too, and also had to eat slime! smile
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:21 am
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 10:25 pm
yeah, but did he mention that the barbarian kept getting free from the mind control, but failed his will save 4 times and kept getting taken over by them? And that's just the beginning. Last session he critted a halfling with a flaming zombie
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Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:05 pm
wow, sounds like an interesting campaign
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Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 7:30 pm
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Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:55 pm
i think someone's using weighted d20's.........
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Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 9:57 pm
Last game Siren Dragon said something about her pixie being only about 2 foot something tall and I said her character was eight apples tall! Then I hid behind something to avoid her wrath!!! For those of you wondering the "eight apples tall" thing is a lame joke based off the smurfs... mrgreen
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 12:34 pm
darkzumi Last game Siren Dragon said something about her pixie being only about 2 foot something tall and I said her character was eight apples tall! Then I hid behind something to avoid her wrath!!! For those of you wondering the "eight apples tall" thing is a lame joke based off the smurfs... mrgreen *attacks darkzumi* You only think I'm that short, but as you can't see me, you have no idea how tall or short I am, and actually, being short helps me beat up on things and avoid taking much damage at the same time. And I can't really take offense at being told I'm 8 apples tall cause I've never heard that joke before
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Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:46 pm
Last game the ranger tripped the paladin and stood on top of him to fight. He rolled a 20 to trip him, rolled another 20 to stop him from getting out from him. We were all joking around that he must have his d20 weighted.
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 1:34 pm
The game before last the new DM we came to a town called Clam.. All the people were named something-clam, like bearded-clam, baked-clam, et cetera. I said we should put the town to the sword and burn it down and my friend Karl said if we did that we'd be having a clam bake! smile
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 2:01 pm
A town named CLAM?!?! If I was playing D&D and I came to a town named Clam I would destroy the town! I like the clam bake thing, that's hilarious!!!
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 1:03 pm
Ok get this.... I was that barbarian that was swimming with the fishes.
That was seriously the worst rolling in my life.
Jump check! natural 20! I could clear a 40 foot gap with that.
Climb check! Natural 1! I don't think I could hold to the grass to keeping from falling off the earth. So what happened: I jumped too well and collided with the wall.
Those fishes pissed me off though! THEY MADE ME HEAL THEM WITH A CURE POTION!!! jerkfaces....
No one mentioned it but I actually with adventuring as an 8 ft tall fish beast After I ate that gooey crap... It was interesting to have to hold my breath outside of the water.
I have officially Retired Chunk Norris (The "Graceful" barbarian). He just lost the will to going after he was forced to mutalate his family jewels to keep the story going. That and to stop vampiric dyrads from opening up a Costco, Family sized can o' Whoppass on the party.
So now I have a dwarven wereboar... Can you imagine an even stouter shorter and uglier dwarf then usual? THAT'S ME!!! The 3 ft meat shield that rolls around in mud.
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 1:15 pm
Yeah, it's pretty messed up. Almost everyone in the campaign made new characters, so it should be interesting. We're going down into undermountain this tuesday
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 6:09 pm
I can't wait to go into Undermountain. smile Yeah the unbeatable Dryad Vampires pissed me off!!! He didn't just use the Vampire template, he added both stat blocks together! They had all their stats at like 25+... Dryads only have like 3 hit dice and the DCs for their abilities are only 14 or 15, the ones we fought had DCs of like 27! So he basically made us fight 9 undefeatable monsters. No offense to him, but he was the worst DM I ever gamed with. scream
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 9:14 pm
darkzumi I can't wait to go into Undermountain. smile Yeah the unbeatable Dryad Vampires pissed me off!!! He didn't just use the Vampire template, he added both stat blocks together! They had all their stats at like 25+... Dryads only have like 3 hit dice and the DCs for their abilities are only 14 or 15, the ones we fought had DCs of like 27! So he basically made us fight 9 undefeatable monsters. No offense to him, but he was the worst DM I ever gamed with. scream Yeah, I'd have to agree with you on that one. I still can't believe he got through my spell resistance and managed to avoid my attacks. By 1 both times no less. I knew there was something up with that. Oh well, we got lots of xp for it, and we got to see chunk chop off his family jewels. although that was more morbid than interesting...
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