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 Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:25 pm
 Support Dethklok! Wear these plastic time travel bags and travel through time at the speed of ordinary time! Comes in three different sizes; small, medium, or damn you have a big head. Cost: $9999999 We've only got 100000000000000000000 left so start buying! Contact number: 1-800-Brutal You think it's a hoax? Ask our customers! "My God, it seems I have traveled through time itself!"-William Murderface
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:16 pm
-buys one-
OMG it works!!!!!! :O
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 5:04 pm
*places order for one in size damn, you have a big head*
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 6:59 pm
Tolds yous it woulds be a totally goods merch idea.
Speakings of Detklok supports, I wanteds tos mention dat Toki and I ares in sort of a race when it comes to gettings our guitars ands I don'ts wants to admits it, but Toki's winning me overs about 10ks. Dis is dildos!! I'MS deh fastest guitarist, so derefore I shoulds be winning. I woulds reallys cares less sense I haves likes a billions in real lifes, but whoever loses dis race gets a severes haircut. Likes, cut off. All of it. Blame dat dildos idea on Nathans... stare
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 7:27 pm
Taller Than A Tree Tolds yous it woulds be a totally goods merch idea. Speakings of Detklok supports, I wanteds tos mention dat Toki and I ares in sort of a race when it comes to gettings our guitars ands I don'ts wants to admits it, but Toki's winning me overs about 10ks. Dis is dildos!! I'MS deh fastest guitarist, so derefore I shoulds be winning. I woulds reallys cares less sense I haves likes a billions in real lifes, but whoever loses dis race gets a severes haircut. Likes, cut off. All of it. Blame dat dildos idea on Nathans... stare
Please, for the love of Odin, don't cut your hair!! gonk
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:08 pm
Taller Than A Tree Tolds yous it woulds be a totally goods merch idea. Speakings of Detklok supports, I wanteds tos mention dat Toki and I ares in sort of a race when it comes to gettings our guitars ands I don'ts wants to admits it, but Toki's winning me overs about 10ks. Dis is dildos!! I'MS deh fastest guitarist, so derefore I shoulds be winning. I woulds reallys cares less sense I haves likes a billions in real lifes, but whoever loses dis race gets a severes haircut. Likes, cut off. All of it. Blame dat dildos idea on Nathans... stare Well now Skwisggar, with a high level income we should be able to get a guitar with some support from me and your fans.
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:19 pm
Raven The Hippie Taller Than A Tree Tolds yous it woulds be a totally goods merch idea. Speakings of Detklok supports, I wanteds tos mention dat Toki and I ares in sort of a race when it comes to gettings our guitars ands I don'ts wants to admits it, but Toki's winning me overs about 10ks. Dis is dildos!! I'MS deh fastest guitarist, so derefore I shoulds be winning. I woulds reallys cares less sense I haves likes a billions in real lifes, but whoever loses dis race gets a severes haircut. Likes, cut off. All of it. Blame dat dildos idea on Nathans... stare
Please, for the love of Odin, don't cut your hair!! gonk Ahg...Skwisgaar with short hair, or Toki with short hair? Who should I support??? gonk But good-golly-gosh! That reminds me!! I found a picture that suits it well, most likely inspired Nathan in the first place: 
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:31 pm
ZeeCrazayHobo Raven The Hippie Taller Than A Tree Tolds yous it woulds be a totally goods merch idea. Speakings of Detklok supports, I wanteds tos mention dat Toki and I ares in sort of a race when it comes to gettings our guitars ands I don'ts wants to admits it, but Toki's winning me overs about 10ks. Dis is dildos!! I'MS deh fastest guitarist, so derefore I shoulds be winning. I woulds reallys cares less sense I haves likes a billions in real lifes, but whoever loses dis race gets a severes haircut. Likes, cut off. All of it. Blame dat dildos idea on Nathans... stare
Please, for the love of Odin, don't cut your hair!! gonk Ahg...Skwisgaar with short hair, or Toki with short hair? Who should I support??? gonk But good-golly-gosh! That reminds me!! I found a picture that suits it well, most likely inspired Nathan in the first place: I feel that short hair is the only way to go. I cannot stand long hair, plus I have to look professional.
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 5:09 am
ZeeCrazayHobo Raven The Hippie Taller Than A Tree Tolds yous it woulds be a totally goods merch idea. Speakings of Detklok supports, I wanteds tos mention dat Toki and I ares in sort of a race when it comes to gettings our guitars ands I don'ts wants to admits it, but Toki's winning me overs about 10ks. Dis is dildos!! I'MS deh fastest guitarist, so derefore I shoulds be winning. I woulds reallys cares less sense I haves likes a billions in real lifes, but whoever loses dis race gets a severes haircut. Likes, cut off. All of it. Blame dat dildos idea on Nathans... stare
Please, for the love of Odin, don't cut your hair!! gonk Ahg...Skwisgaar with short hair, or Toki with short hair? Who should I support??? gonk But good-golly-gosh! That reminds me!! I found a picture that suits it well, most likely inspired Nathan in the first place:
I crack up whenever I see that picture! XD
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:42 am
didja know if u rub ur eyes hard u can see spots???
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:01 pm
Don't blame me for that idea. Short hair is lame and not metal.
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 11:19 am
NathanExplosion Don't blame me for that idea. Short hair is lame and not metal. Yeah, dat's bullshit! I's never agrees to cutting my hair or anytings! Naten's right-it's nots medal. But whatevers dat was abouts it dosen't matters because Skwisgaar's account got messed ups. Someone hacksed him or sometings.
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:48 pm
mad We'll hack THEM
INTO TINY BITS.
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:40 am
NathanExplosion mad We'll hack THEM
INTO TINY BITS.
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:02 pm
Yous is all crazys with the shorts hair talk.
Short hair is total dildos.
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