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Eryphil

PostPosted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:15 pm


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Hello everyone and welcome to the thread hosted by the ZH! cool
Now you will be asking "ZH EMERGENCY TENT? ARE THEY GOING TO KEEL US?" No.. this is your one stop for all of your medical, gossip and icecream needs cool


Our newest tabloid stories will also appear here.. be prepared for some shocking news revealed! eek





Winners of the avi contest:

1 ) Shadow
2 ) DJ
3) Blake

INDEX:

1 ) First post - EXPLAIN THINGS

2 ) Medical Tent Info And Avi Contest! smile

3 ) Previous Tabloid Stories

4 ) Icecream Menu
PostPosted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:17 pm


Tabloid fun!!!!!!!!!


Disclaimer: All this is fake!



LOVE BUG AT LARGE!!
Monday Feb 5, 2007





Be worried now.

Late Sunday evening our sources spotted SORN GONE WILD!

What with his multiple towns raid in 1000.. which was amusing..

Sorn wanting babies?

It grew worse.

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PROOF OF THE LOVE BUG!

Please be wary of this LOVE virus that seems to have effected him. Our sources have found it to be highly contagious!

Be wary.

Very wary.





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STRAIGHT FROM THE ZURG HIVE PRESS! BREAKING NEWS!
Early this morning Dakota S was seen walking around towns in notging but

white, lacy panties and silk stalkings singing walking around in womens

underwear. She....ahem he was later arrested but Gaian Authorities for

prostitution. Thanks to the boys in blue gaia is once again safe from

the strange antics of this disturbed person.





As you enter the tent you see a friendly female Zurg wearing a nurses uniform and a Sasha wig greet you. She seems to be hiding something behind her back……


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"HELLO HELLO HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!! You seem like a fine specimen! But we just need to check you health… come this way!"

She ushers you to a far back corner and you make the mistake of asking about the Doctor….

"Did you say DOCTOR!" Her eyes become red, and you start to really become nervous…

"THERE IS NO NEED FOR A DOCTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!! I OUT RANK ALL DOCTORS!!!! THEY LACK MY FINESSE! MY SKILL! MY ABILITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


She quickly turns you over and proceeds to probe you…… you feel a quick discomfort and it’s over.

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"SEE! Now you need to …"
quick diagnosis….

"Now run along… I have more victums/patients to PROBE!"


The strange women begins singing "Yeah Toast" as you walk away….

You had an encountered Lintra, the Nutty Nurse of the Zurg Hive

Lintra
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Eryphil

PostPosted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:19 pm


Shh
PostPosted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:21 pm


[size=9][i]My name is Fingerling. It is a nickname, I don't remember where it came from, but for the purpose of this story that is what I would prefer to be called. This is the story of a curse. My life starting out as something normal, having a family, children. I had a life. But as everything begins normally, does not mean it must end that way. It all began with the blond. The Suicide Blond. She invited me into her home, we shared a cup of tea as we spoke. She told me she believed that every sole fragment of her life was governed by the number twenty-three. "My favorite color is Pink. Do you know what pink is? Red 27, white 65. 65 plus 27-- 92. Pink has four letters. 92 divided by four..." ...the answer was twenty three. The Suicide Blond pulled down posters, wallpaper. Mathematical equations you wouldn't believe littered the walls. Her name, her birth date, her age, her mother's and father's name. Every detail of her life...it was all equal to twenty three. I spoke some sense into her, leaving the apartment and believing she would not go through with her suicide attempt. As I walked down the street, she leaped from her window. Today just happened to be November twelfth. Eleven plus twelve. I thought about it as I laid in bed that night. The number haunted my thoughts, not leaving my mind with the sight of the blond. I was thirty two, that being twenty three in reverse. My wife's name, twenty three letters. I was born in the year 1976. One plus nine plus seven plus six...twenty three. Over the passing days, more realizations involving the number came to be. I was born on September fourteenth, my first son's name began with the twenty third letter of the alphabet. I lived at 1310 23rd avenue. The number had become a curse, and as days became months it drove my family to leave late one evening (11pm, 2300 on the twenty four hour clock). I was driven to madness, this curse, this number. It killed me.[/i] What if our lives are governed by this number? If everything we believe in, the world, time, our identities. All was equal to twenty three? Could it drive us to madness as well if we realize it? Or could this knowledge be used somehow?[/size]

Eryphil


Lintra
Crew
PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 2:51 pm


PRESENTING!
ZURGS OF OUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!
The Soap Opera that is the Nutty Nurse Clinic!


On previous episodes............

BERSERKER RAGE!
The Evil Pepper in an effort to assimilate to the Clinic gave Alien Invader Shadow a "happy shot" which made him go berserk!
Lintra and her staff strived to cure the poor Security Staff member only to have Kenshin Love release Shadow..... with the help of Master Paint Diaster, Xenophonah, and Hattori Hanzo, they were able to cure their unstable friend of his rage......

A NUTTY NURSE SHOCKER!

Hattori Hanzo and Kenshin Love are former lovers, spurn apart by Hanzo's former nomadic mercenary ways.... For some unknown reason he's stayed at the Clinic longer then normal... COULD HE HAVE A MYSTERIOUS LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!


RED ALERT!
Secret Agent Bloody Angel comes to the Nutty Nurse clinic to investigate who's been messing with Dark energy and the G-Virus. Along the way she falls in love with her prime suspect, the mad scientist Red333! What has he been up to in his lab..... could he be working with dark energy?! And what does Zerro have to do with Red333?


MUTANTS!?

Grug06 and Nativealbinoshaman have a mutant watermeat baby!!!

FURRY FRENZY!

Kirby_Chan was seeing doing experiments on the nutty nurse pets : Master Paint Disaster and ForSaken Wolf!

And......

Just what is in the Morgue burgers Emidusk has been cooking.....

Pepper doesn't always see eye to eye with inanimate objects and this usually leads to missing doors in the NNC....

Why does kirby170 insist on cleaning up after MPD?

THESE ARE JUST SOME OF THE STORIES OF....

ZURGS OF OUR LIVES!


STAFF:
HEAD NURSE (head Doc): Lintra
Assistant Nurse: Kenshin
Assistant Doctor to the Head Nurse: Thilath
EVIL nurse: Kit Kat
Experimental Surgery: Grug06
Energy specialist:Evil Pepper
Robotics/Part replacements:Solarn
Security/ Muscle: Alien Invader Shadow
Receptionist/daycare:Xenophonah
Bodyguard: Hanzo (He's in the morgue)
Office Pets: Forsaken Wolf
Chef: Emidusk
Nutty Nurse Kitty: Master Paint Disaster
VET: [Kirby_chan]
MPDs Liter box cleaner:kirb170
Lab Experiment: Red333
Resident Artist :Fuhnetik

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:26 pm


The happy shot was such a drag stare

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Lintra
Crew
PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:28 pm


Alien Invader Shadow
The happy shot was such a drag stare
I'm the one that ended up battered and bruise crying
PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:29 pm


Lintra
Alien Invader Shadow
The happy shot was such a drag stare
I'm the one that ended up battered and bruise crying


No comment. . . . . .

VHS Glitch


Duskah

PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:29 pm


Shhh, nothing funny's in the burgers, I promise... ninja ;
PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:30 pm


Alien Invader Shadow
The happy shot was such a drag stare


*Walks seductively up to Shadow. "Excuse me Officer, I think you need to cuff and punish me. I've been a really naughty boy!"

Kyle_Anderson


Lintra
Crew
PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:30 pm


emidusk
Shhh, nothing funny's in the burgers, I promise... ninja ;
WHAT ABOUT THE FINGER FRIES!
PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:32 pm


Forest_Guardian_Kyrai
Alien Invader Shadow
The happy shot was such a drag stare


*Walks seductively up to Shadow. "Excuse me Officer, I think you need to cuff and punish me. I've been a really naughty boy!"
*GRABS AND PROBES BRUTALLY!!!!!!! * evil

Lintra
Crew

VHS Glitch

PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:32 pm


Forest_Guardian_Kyrai
Alien Invader Shadow
The happy shot was such a drag stare


*Walks seductively up to Shadow. "Excuse me Officer, I think you need to cuff and punish me. I've been a really naughty boy!"



-wookie noises in the background- eek ...R...i...g...h...t... I'm going to pretend that I didn't see you. eek
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