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 Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:54 am
The winners for the month of January are as follows.Lucky Dice Game!This months high roll is 10 Enritha: 1000 goldAnimefreaknva: 300 gold Paid!Draw a Number Game!High lot this month is 945. DutchKillz: 1000 gold Paid!Low lot this month is 243. Kagenoku: 500 gold Paid!Collectable Envelope Bonus Draw!Moleje And the winner is..... *insert drum roll here*1 Enritha 2 DutchKillz 3 Kagenoku 4 NightmareRabbit 5 Animefreaknva 6 David Wright heart Congratulation David Wright you are the winner of the Collectable Envelope Bonus Draw! for January 2k7...!!! Everyone please feel free to post a pat on the back to our winners. domokun Winners feel free to gloat or dance yourself a victory dance. mrgreen List of players who have received their winnings:David Wright: received his collectable letter from Dec 2k6.
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:48 pm
David wright
Well ... I AM king.
Moleje
Oh, very nice. King, eh! I expect you've got a palace and fine
clothes and courtiers and plenty of food. And how d'you get that?
By exploiting the workers! By hanging on to outdated imperialist
dogma which perpetuates the social and economic differences in our
society! If there's EVER going to be any progress ...
David wright
How d'you do, good lady ... I am David wright, King of the Gaians...
can you tell me who lives in that castle?
Moleje
King of the WHO?
David wright
The Gaiains.
Moleje
Who are the Gaians?
David wright
All of us are ... we are all Gaians.
... and I am your king ....
Moleje
Ooooh! I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were
an autonomous collective ...
You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship,
A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes ...
LDF
There you are, bringing class into it again ...
Moleje
That's what it's all about ... If only -
David wright
Please, please good people. I am in haste. What knight lives in
that castle?
LDF
No one live there.
David wright
Well, who is your lord?
LDF
We don't have a lord.
David wright
What?
Moleje
I told you, We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune, we take
it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.
David wright
Yes.
Moleje
... But all the decision of that officer ...
David wright
Yes, I see.
Moleje
... must be approved at a bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority
in the case of purely internal affairs.
David wright
Be quiet!
Moleje
... but a two-thirds majority ...
David wright
Be quiet! I order you to shut up.
LDF
Order, eh -- who does he think he is?
David wright
I am your king!
LDF
Well, I didn't vote for you.
David wright
You don't vote for kings.
LDF
Well, how did you become king, then?
David wright
The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite,
held Excalibur aloft from the bosom of the water to signify by
Divine Providence ... that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur ...
That is why I am your king!
Moleje
Look, strange women lying on their backs in ponds handing out
swords ... that's no basis for a system of government. Supreme
executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from
some farcical aquatic ceremony.
David wright
Be quiet!
Moleje
You can't expect to wield supreme executive power
just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
David wright
Shut up!
Moleje
I mean, if I went around saying I was an Emperor because some
moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, people would
put me away!
David wright
(Grabbing him by the collar)
Shut up, will you. Shut up!
Moleje
Ah! NOW ... we see the violence inherent in the system.
David wright
Shut up!
PEOPLE (i.e. other Gaians) are appearing and watching.
Moleje
(calling)
Come and see the violence inherent in the system.
Help, help, I'm being repressed!
David wright
(aware that people are now coming out and watching)
Bloody peasant!
(pushes Moleje over into mud and prepares to ride off)
Moleje
(in the background as we PULL OUT)
did you see him repressing me, then? That's what I've
been on about ...
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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:02 pm
Wow I don't know if that was gloating, or and attempt of self indulgence for the ego gone wrong...either way it was a hoot. Yay Monty Python and the Holy Grail. *pernounces Grail like Sean Connery*
I'll take S-words for 500. *chuckles*
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Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 11:57 am
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