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 Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 11:20 pm
Dear CPM Readers, Welcome to your CP Magazine, everything and anything you could want in a magazine, and, much to our delight and yours, more! We've got Snicker Stories, Newest News, Keepin the Health, Flyin Fashion, Your Horoscope, Gaian Gossip, and more! Co-founder and editor, Garish, and I will do all we can to make your CPM experience the best experience possible. So welcome fellow Paradisers, to what will be a pleasant read for us all. If you would like to submit a Snicker Story or a Gaian Gossip story, or you have any questions, comments, or suggestions, feel free to PM Garish or myself, HufaMumpFairy. Your concerns will be answered in our "Dear Editor" section of our next issue. (Please refrain from posting in this thread.) And now, the moment you've all been waiting for.. the first edition of the Comfort Paradise Magazine -HufaMumpFairy 
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Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 11:23 pm
CP Magazine Staff
HufaMumpFairy-Editor
Garish-Editor
WatashiWakataze-Journalist
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Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 11:24 pm
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Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 11:25 pm
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Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 11:32 pm
~Columns~
Horoscopes
What's New in Paradise
Sports
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Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 11:34 pm
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Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 11:35 pm
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Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 11:38 pm
Issue 1
June 28, 2005
Hello again everyone. Sorry to say at the moment we can't open our Snicker Stories nor our Gaian Gossip, but they will be added as soon as possible! So why don't we start elsewhere?
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News:
Cubone or Dragon Helm?
New items have finally arrived in Gaia from the June Donation Letters. The new question brought up: Are these Bone Dragon Helms really Cubone skulls from Pokemon?
Cubone was amongst the beloved beasts from the Pokemon Anime and Trading card games, and is now runing wild through the streets of Gaia. While there are many who do not see the resemblance, the poor Cubones of the Pokemon world are wondering why there skull helms are gone, and have gone into hiding. And, while these helms are quite becoming on many avi's.. isn't it time we gave them back?
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Health:
Nature's Medicine
Ever hear the phrase: Laughter is the best medicine?
While that its true that laughter can make you feel better, its true that it can make you look better too. Did you know that when you laugh you lose calories? So instead of hittin the track, put on a good old fashioned 2 hour comedy show, and enjoy losing weight in the comfort of your recliner!
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Horoscopes:
Aries: Smile, the world is a fun place, enjoy the weather not matter what it may be, because its a miracle in its own special way.
Taurus: Confide in a close friend. You may be strong, but you can't carry the world on your back, dont' be afraid to share.
Gemini: Do something random.. break out in song and dance, eat something totally new, or say hi to a complete stranger.. you never know what may happen.
Cancer: Take a break.. you deserve it.
Leo: Finish a project you started, or accompish a goal, you have the strangth to do it.
Virgo: Don't let something you say get you into trouble, be open, but not too open, you don't want to hurt someone you care about.
Libra: Read a book or a magazine for a little bit, and take some alone time, be it 5 seconds or 5 hours, you miss yourself.
Scorpio: Go take a jog, or lose that extra energy, its a fun time for you, don't let that energy go to waste!
Capricorn: Tell someone you love them, be it your mom, brother, or significant other.. just saying it to someone you love will brighten your own day.
Aquiarius: Don't let your fears get the best of you, put your fears behind you and smile towards the future, what will be.. will be. Let it.
Pisces:Do something creative.. draw on the sidewalk, write a poem.. and remember everything that keeps you happy.
Sagittarius: Start a new project, now is a good time to le your creative spirit soar. Find your muse and go with it.
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Fashion:
Its sumer time for some of us and winter for others so here's my advice to you:
Summer Folks:
Try warm and/or flashy colors and comfortable clothes, its time to be noticed... you need to be comfortable with the heat! Don't go overboard on the accesories, they're too hot to carry and too hot to look at.
Winter Folks:
Try soft colors and soft clothes, they keep you warm.. and make it more fun for snuggling. You know you like the snuggling.
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Well everyone, I'm sorry to say but we've come to the end of our first issue. Thank you for your time, how to see you real soon. Please send your Snicker Stories and Gaian Gossip to Garish and myself. Until next time, Peace!
~HufaMumpFairy
(Garish may be adding onto this issue shortly, so the fun may not be over yet!)
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All article in this issue were written by HufaMumpFairy (unless stated otherwise) and were meant in good humour and shouldn't necessarily be taken serious)
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Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2005 6:48 pm
Horoscope ~ June 29, 2005
Aries March 21- April 19
Your impulse is to go for it, so why not? It'd be smart, though, to simultaneously put out some feelers and gather some intelligence. Oh, and to plan the crucial next steps after the initial excitement.
Taurus April 20 - May 20
Like the old song says, you'd better shop around. There are, indeed, many fish in the sea, so practice a policy of catch-and-release until you hook the exact right one (you'll know it when you see it).
Gemini May 21 - June 21
Is everyone really just going to sit there hoping someone else will take the lead? It appears so. While you might not especially relish it at the moment, this is the role you want long-term. Grab it while you can.
Cancer June 22-July 22
Your mind's lightning fast -- and so is your mouth. Live T.V. broadcasts deploy a three-second delay to avoid airing untoward remarks -- you should try the same thing.
Leo July 23-August 22
Someone helps you give an old point of view a good shove, and -- amazingly -- you don't feel sad at all as it falls by the wayside. Thank them for helping you make room for something shiny and new.
Virgo August 23-September 22
Be extra conscious of your interactions -- your enthusiasm can and should be contagious, but you need to make it clear why people should get on board. Otherwise they'll just think you're being nutty.
Libra September 23-October 22
Think about teaming up with the competition. Under the right set of circumstances, it can make a great deal of sense -- perhaps more sense than burning energy trying to best each other.
Scorpio October 23 - November 21
Someone's itching for a fight, and since you know you could win handily, it's a little bit tempting. Be warned, however: It could get uglier than you expect. Be diplomatic and conciliatory.
Sagittarius November 22-December 21
Look for a sweet little bit of romance in an unlikely spot. A flirtation with the most unlikely person brightens up both your days -- then you two each brighten up the days of other people, et cetera
Capricorn December 22-January 19
It's the old family and career tug-of-war, and you're stuck in the middle, being yanked wildly back and forth. How about letting go of the rope for just a moment or two so you can set your own priorities?
Aquarius January 20-February 18
Your mental fireworks are dazzling, and the patterns they create have more lasting meaning than other people's much more pedestrian displays. Prepare for a discovery that lights up the night.
Pisces February 19-March 20
You're doing the astrological equivalent of driving through a thick fog. So slow down, already! It doesn't matter how fast you get there, as long as you arrive in one piece.
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 6:06 pm
Flyin Fashion
Manicure/Pedicure
Wanna do something nice for someone you love, or need a lil time of R and R? Well this is perfect for men and women alike!
What You'll Need:
Nail Clipper (if you have one with the lil nail cleaner thingy on it.. GREAT)
Metal Nail File (if u don't have the cleaner thingy or you don't like it)
Nail File
Lotion (Hand or Body)
Bath Crystals/Oils/Soaps
Two Towels
Large/Medium sized bowl
Nail Polish (Clear or Colored)
Nail Buffer (Optional)
Now its time to get started!:
1. Remember those oils hidden deep beneath your bathroom sink? Time to pull them out! Put your crystals/oils/soap in the bowl, then fill it with warm water (enough that you can comfortably engulf your hand/foot in water) then place it on a hand towel.. or folded towel in a place that is comfortable to you. Put on some music or the tv, and let your hand/food/hands/feet soak. Once your good and relaxed, pat your hands dry.
2. Now rub on the lotion! Not too much though, expecially if you soaked with oil. Rub it in good, make sure you go between the fingers (or toes) Your hands and feet are connected with nerves that go to other major parts of your body, this is an easy way to relax your hold body and soften your skin! Use the flat of your thumb to push down you your cuticles (your cuticles are the skin along the bottm of your nail, push along your nail in a downward motion.
3. You may notice som dead skin or some skin that remained behind on the nail. Use your nail cleaner, or the top of the metal nail file and push off the dead skin. Make sure to keep your items clean, whether you dip it in rubbing alchohol or just wipe it off on a towel, you wanna get the gunk off so you dont put it on another nail.
4. With the same tool, clean the underside of your nail. Once clean, yoiu'll notice that the skin isn't alwasy rounded and may seem jagged or ackward, push the skin with the tool you cleaned with. If it doesn't move dont' force it.
5. You may notice that while your nails are wet, the top of the white is different from the bottom, that usually signifies dead ends. Just like your hair, your nails can get dead ends. Cut them off! (your nails not your hair crying ) Trim and shape your nails. Use your nail file to even out. If you feel your nails are the same length, and decently shaped, fix mishaps with your file, then continue to the next step.
6. This step is optional. If you're lucky enough to own a nail buffer, go ahead and buff your nails. If you don't know how to butt, its easy. hold the buffer handle (duh) and go across the nail horizontally, and quicly. If your not comfortable with this.. or you're still confused.. ask someone else.. or skip it!
7. Now guys this step may not be for you. Put on even coats of nail polish. Guys, I would suggest a clear coat, it strengthens the nail.. but if you feel its too girly then you don't have to.
And there you go, a nice manicure and about half an hour or so to yourself, or a half hour or so of pampering your loved one! Enjoy!
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 11:27 pm
Horoscope ~ June 30, 2005  March 21- April 19 Your mind's on your money and your money's on your mind. Be sure, however, you consider what's happening now financially within the broader spectrum of your values. What will make you really happy in the long run?  April 20 - May 20 The stars have an incredibly productive day lined up for you. Afterward, indulge in some fun out on the town -- you deserve it, and it'd be a pity to deprive the world of your fabulous presence.  May 21 - June 21 It's an ideal time to settle down and focus. Astonish those who think you're a bit flighty by presenting a full-fledged, well-thought-out plan -- and having the gumption to follow through on it.  June 22-July 22 Others are strangely receptive to even your nuttiest ideas, so take those concepts out, crack 'em open and feed them to the willing crowd. Your fun new project will be under way before they know it.  July 23-August 22 How you come out of this looking should be the least of your worries. Trust that if you do the right thing, your honor will get noticed in the end. Now hop to it.  August 23-September 22 Do a little more research -- into your own soul. It's an excellent time to look deep within and determine where your heart lies. There have been some significant changes there recently.  September 23-October 22 Think about teaming up with the competition. Under the right set of circumstances, it can make a great deal of sense -- perhaps more sense than burning energy trying to best each other.  October 23 - November 21 You're grabbing on to something (or someone), but you of all people should know that this is when things get squirmy and weird. Loosen that grip before it's too late.  November 22-December 21 Some are scrutinizing the bark on the trees, while others analyze the ecosystem of the forest. You need to be an expert on both macro and micro levels now, so expand your perspective accordingly.  December 22-January 19 It's the old family and career tug-of-war, and you're stuck in the middle, being yanked wildly back and forth. How about letting go of the rope for just a moment or two so you can set your own priorities?  January 20-February 18 Suddenly you're walking around with a goofy smile, distracted by distinctly unbusiness like thoughts and maybe even humming to yourself. Who knew you could be such a daydream believer? Good for you -- dream on.  February 19-March 20 Your intuition's right on the money, so put your money where your mouth is. Ask for that raise, take that risk, make that investment, say hi to that stranger. It's highly unlikely you'll regret it.
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 2:41 pm
Snicker Stories
Here's an embarassing story submitted one of your fellow gaians!
I was in science class, in fifth or sixth grade, and the teacher was grading papers and having us do silent reading. Well I was having a bit of trouble keeping the silence, since my intestines were playing a cruel trick. Unfortunately, my pencil rolled off the table, so I leaned over to pick it up.. and then the joke was on me. My gas had passed gonk If that wasn't enough, one of the other kids in the class had to announce what had happened by yelling "(my name) is baking brownies!" If that wasn't enough to embarass me for ever, wait til you hear what happened next block. As I said before, i was in fifth or sixth grade, so my next class was spelling/reading. We were having our spelling pre-test (you know those tests where they'd make u spell words you've never heard of? then they use it in a sentence so you know what the word means?) Well our teacher was reading down the list of words and one of our words happened to be combustible. And the sentence that put the whole class in stitches? Lets put it this way:
~Gas is Combustible
blaugh blaugh blaugh Thanks for your entry! Can't wait to hear more from our other listeners, and don't worry, your secrets safe with us! blaugh
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 10:17 am
Keepin the Health
We all know that a huge part of staying healthy is staying relaxed, and while we all feel stressed out, our partners/significant others/friends/family have stress of their own. What better way to relieve that stress then to spend some quality time sharing a nice massage? Here's a massaging process that you and your partner can share.
Sit cross legged facing one another, have your partner rest their hands faced palms up on their legs. Place your hands above theirs, close enough to feel the warmth of their hands, without touching their hands. Both you and your partner close your eyes and meditate for a moment. Now start massaging up your partners arm, only one and make your way behind him or her,keeping your eyes closed. Massage the top of the head. Your partner should keep their eyes shut as well and concentrate on where your hands are and how to help you relax their muscles. Move your hands to the back of their neck. Massage gently, look for knots just below the skull and along the spine. Try to work out these knots. Move along the shoulders, most people have very tense and sensitive muscles along their shoulders, work on these knots. Now, make your way down the spine. Don't be afraid to stop and work on knots that you find. Work your way back up the back on the outter edges (be careful of ticklish spots) Try using different techniques *Ones you've learned before or try looking some up online, One good technique is using the palm of your hand and 'paw' up your partners back [such as a cat pawing a soft cushion]* Once you've finished working on your partners back, then work down their other arm. Return to your starting position. Meditate for another moment.. and then switch roles.
Its a wonderful way to spend sometime with someone special, and to help you both relax!
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Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2005 2:03 pm
Newest News
Is there a solution to Gaian pollution?
Gone fishing lately? While the fish are beautiful, their home is a bit polluted. It is quite often that you'll catch a tire, a shoe, or even a tin can rather than a fish. The water is clear and blue and beautiful, yet its full of these nasty items. Can our beautiful fish really be the colors they are due to this contamination? Is our clear blue water really a fraud due to this pollution? The insanity must stop! Lets clean our gaia and make it beautiful again!
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Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2005 1:17 pm
Horoscope ~ July 04, 2005 March 21- April 19 You can set the standard today by taking the initiative and following through with your plans. Love is in the stars. A creative venture will pay off if you take control and put your heart and soul into every detail. April 20 - May 20 Kindness, compassion and patience will all be required today. You will have a problem with someone who is not being honest with you. Don't be afraid to oppose anyone making life difficult for you. You have to find a way to eliminate the stress in your life. May 21 - June 21 Travel will be of interest to you today. Going back to your roots will lead to a chance meeting with someone you still think about. Romance is looking good. June 22-July 22 Dealing with government agencies or institutions will leave you feeling as though you are being taken advantage of today. Don't speed if you are behind the wheel or become angry if a superior in your life gives you a hard time. July 23-August 22 Put your efforts into activities that will help others. Volunteer your services or contribute to an organization you believe in. Romance is predominant and should not be ignored. Take a trip or visit with someone you deal with professionally. August 23-September 22 Your emotions will be difficult to control. Don't do or say something you will regret later. Focus on sorting out your finances. An investment will pay off. September 23-October 22 Take time to get to know better someone you have recently met. A creative project will get a boost that will inspire you to move forward. Love is in the picture and socializing will promote romance. October 23 - November 21 Swiftly take care of any financial problem you face. A chance to do something totally different will give you professional direction. Money can be made if you are willing to make few changes. Think big and go after your dreams. November 22-December 21 You may need some help getting things finished. Rely on someone you feel comfortable with. A love relationship can take a positive twist today. Don't gamble unless you can afford to lose. December 22-January 19 It's the old family and career tug-of-war, and you're stuck in the middle, being yanked wildly back and forth. How about letting go of the rope for just a moment or two so you can set your own priorities? January 20-February 18 Expect the unexpected with regard to the way you earn your living. It looks positive as long as you are receptive to the ideas suggested. Whatever efforts you put into what you do will be appreciated and rewarded. February 19-March 20 Be careful how you handle people today. Emotional upset will lead to a sudden change of heart. Stick to what you know you can do and don't put pressure on anyone else to follow suit.
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