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 Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 6:18 pm
I know that people have some funny Christian or at least clean jokes.
some don't have to be like "A guy went to church and read his Bible so much that he was realy saved." it doesn't have to be that clean. because that's not that funny. but if you have some good ones, here's the place to post them.
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 6:28 pm
President Bush was walking down the street when he saw Moses walking in his direction. George W. Bush stopped Moses and said,"Hi. I realy would live to talk to you! " but then Moses started running away.
The next day the same thing happened. This happened for three days untill George said,"Why do you keep running away from me? All I want to do is talk." and Moses said,"The last time I talked to a bush, I was stranded in the dessert for forty years."
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:56 am
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ?
A. German Shepherds.
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson He brought the house down.
Q What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden ?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan . The banks were always overflowing.
Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
Q. Which Bible character had no parents ?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.
Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark ?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. (Groan...)
PS...
Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee?
Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . . . "He-brews"
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 11:25 pm
I liked all the jokes. 3nodding
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 6:02 pm
Those were really good! Where'd you hear those at?
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Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 2:01 pm
angelofragnarok Those were really good! Where'd you hear those at? I got mine from a magazine. beardeddragon6 got it in an email. I got it too.
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 4:27 pm
A man, his wife and mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land.
While they were there the mother-in-law passed away.
The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only $150.00?"
The man replied, "A man died here 2000 years ago, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance!!!"
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Did you know that there have always been PA-Systems? It says so in the Bible, right in genesis.
"And then God took a rib from Adam and made Women"
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