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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 7:12 am
(Hello everyone, sorry for the long absence. To celebrate my return, I thought I'd make a new comedy thread. smile )
Arriving at the corner store late at night, Andy prepared for another night working the graveyard shift. Squinting as the exceptionally bright flurescent lights assualted her eyes, she gazed around the store to see that, thankfully, it was going to be a slow night without any disruptions of any sort. smile
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 12:35 pm
Rupert was extremely hungry he had not eaten for some time. He looked in side noticing it was opneing and walked in. Reaching into his labcoat he emptied his pockets and found a few coins and a note. He continued to walk around pondering on what he was going to buy.
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 7:49 pm
Glancing around, Andy noticed the man in the lab coat. 'Ah,' she thought to herself, I love how the nighttime brings out all the oddballs of this city.' She opened a magazine and proceeded to read about the hero's and villians amusing antics.
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 8:14 pm
It was late. That was a fact. It was dark. That too was a fact. Keira was out of film. That was the thrid fact...What should have been a fact as well was that heels were not meant for running in. Kei had to figure that one out the hard way. Thankfully, she had plenty of experience with it and pulled off the dangerous shoes before walking into a small convinience store, blinking to get mascara out of her eyes. Undercover work sucked.
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 5:51 am
Rupert proceeded to pick up a couple of things. A block of cheese, Two loafs of bread, Milk, Cereal and a bottle of whiskey. He then walked around the shop a little more to see what else he could pick up.
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:32 am
Glancing at the girl with the raccoon eyes, Andy felt sympathetic towards the poor girl. She too hated when her mascera ran. She glanced briefly at the sign by the door, 'No shoes, no shirt, no service.' and debated with herself if it was worth the hassle of nagging the girl who'd just taken off those killer heels.
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:12 pm
Rupert had finally found all he wanted and walked up to the cashier desk and put his things down on the counter. "Good Evening."
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 6:41 am
With a sleepy expression, Andy put down her magazine. Starting to ring him up, she said, 'Hello. Are you a doctor or just a lab rat?'
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 7:41 am
Rupert ignored what was a feeble attempt of an insult. "I am a Doctor."
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:55 pm
Realizing that she was letting her tiredness show, Andy resolved to be a good little girl for the rest of the night. 'Sorry Doc.' she said, glancing under the counter, 'But I don't see many doctors here at 12:30 in the morning, especially since the hospitals across town.' Andy desperatly wished that she didn't have to work tonight, playing in the taverns was so much more fun. 'Now there's an idea,' she thought. "Say Doc, how would you like to make a few extra bucks?" she asked.
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 9:04 pm
After the few minutes she had gotten to rest, and she never really needed more than ten seconds, the heels came back on and Kei looked aorund, settling on chocolate milk and peacan pies while she tried to think of an excuse to get back into Wayne manor later on...It wasn't her fault that most of the great photo ops came out late at night, atleast, she hoped it wasn't...
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:11 am
(first REAL post in guild) Late that night Starfire awoke with hunger in her head, for she had ate nothing that afternoon. Not being able to sleep she slowly flew to the convienet market across town. As she stepped inside she could smell the hotdogs cooking. She glanced around to what little few people were there "Hi" she said cheerfully and waved. She got a few things: Orange juice for the morning, a soda for tonight, extra mustard 4laugh , and a hotdog. slowly she made her way to the counter.
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:32 am
Glancing at the window, Andy quickly did a double take. 'Wait a minute! Did that chick just FLY here? I REALLY need to lay off the double latte's!'
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:00 am
OliviaOblivia Glancing at the window, Andy quickly did a double take. 'Wait a minute! Did that chick just FLY here? I REALLY need to lay off the double latte's!' "What?" Rupert turned. "Anyway what did you want?"
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 12:38 pm
latte? that sounds nice i think i get one too *starfire quickly gets a latte and steps into the check out line*
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