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 Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 2:37 pm
WARNINGIncreased exposure to this journal may cause lack of understanding of the world around you, leading to DEATH!
Rictus warns you.
D: <
About Saria;
I'm Saria. I like the Wii. Wii. TEHEHEHE. -twitch- I'm not all that bad, just a little crazy. Sort of kind of ... A little bit more? Alright, so I'm really, reallyyy crazy. But then again, so are my friends. And no, when you met me, those papers I made you sign prohibits you from suing me if anything happens to you or your family. Or that old lady.
You. Saw. Nothing.
Enjoy my little one's journal's...
... Maybe.
And if you want to comment....
-HOMG NO WAY GASP-
... PM me. ;D
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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 2:45 pm
1/8/06
Oh, Oh, I'm so scared.
I saw this frightful bug in my room, well, it's technically a castle, but that's beside the point! Then I found out it was fake! A horrible prank made by my house mate, Rictus! I'm quite happy he doesn't know how to read or write yet, since he's only a child, but I fear he's developing into a rather... how shall I say it, secluded and dark child! He sits in his room days on end, facing the corner, talking about how the world is going to end! He is quite scary! Garh! Plus, he got Rice all over the floor while eating his meal! How annoying!
And then there is that frightful lady Saria who I'm with most of the time. I swear, I could have sworn I saw her out in the cow fields at night, Chopping off their legs! She was even laughing and chanting, "Cutting off the legs~ Cutting off the Legs~ Cows can't run if I cut off their legs!" I swear, that lady is twisted! I think she shoots rabbits for fun, too! I'm quite afraid of her! I refuse to call her my mother, relative, owner, or for her name to be associated with me! I will not have my reputation tarnished by her insolent manner!
Someone save me? gonk
~ Ikana
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Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 12:51 pm
1/9/06
Yes, yes it's me again. I guess that woman isn't all that bad. Maybe. I'll have to work on that cow problem. Her excessive chanting about the Wii has really gotten me down. I'm SICK and TIRED of it!! Don't tell her I wrote that, because someone did say that to her, and she stabbed him with a pencil! Eeeep! I asked her about it, and all she said was, "Stupid Sony fanboys! Using our air and making fun of our 'Kiddy' games. I'LL SHOW YOU KIDDY!" She then proceeded to get up onto the table, and shouted something about Kirby being "For the win". Rictus clapped, he thought it was rather amusing. It was, but it's one of those, "... :gonk" amusings. Oh, you know the ones!
Rictus is still up to his scary pranks. This time, I found a COCKROACH - and it wasn't fake this time! UGGHH! I nearly upchucked everything I ate in the past week! It wasn't funny, and he was almost to tears when I saw him laughing away like there was no tomorrow.
I'm scared for the future. gonk
~Ikana
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:03 pm
2/4/06
I'm quite happy, I have the house to myself while Rictus and that woman left to go throw rocks into people's houses while they're watching the Superbowl. They kept on saying how the Packers should sky dive down and crush the Bears and the Colts! That's rather mean, to say the least!! gonk
I hate American Football, I'd much rather something more... how can I put this... where the fans aren't drunkards? Hmnn? Would that be too much to ask for?
~Ikana
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:17 pm
Jp update
40 sentences = 20 JP
date: march 21st, 2007
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