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HERE Are the RULes
ANY thing goes.
yall can battle ill be the judge if u u cant take your moma jokes we aint
your moma.

yall can cheat by getting jokes from your mamas website.

you cant say the joke more than 1nce.

3 rounds

1st round all i wana here how ugly and scary your mooms r...

2 nd round is about how poor and fat she is.

3rd round is how smelly and old she is.
i hope u guys have fun plz dont take these jokes personally.

Yo moma so poor, the burglars break in and leave money

your moma so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone
your moma so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch
your moma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license
your moma so old her birth certificate says expired
your moma so old she waited tables at the last supper
your moma so ugly she walks into a strip joint and they pay her to keep her clothes on
your moma so ugly last time she heard a whistle is when she got hit by a train
when your moma was born the doctor slapped her parents
your moma smells so bad speed stick slowed down and stopped
Your moma's glasses are so thick when she looks on a map she sees people waving
your moma so dumb she failed a survey
your moma so dumb she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
Your moma so ugly she uses a line of make-up called Why Bother
your moma so fat it took someone 6 months to download a picture of her
your moma so fat her shadow weighs 500 pounds
Your moma so fat she puts mayonase on her asprin
Your moma so fat her blood type is
Your moma so fat her belly button doesnt have lint it has sweaters
Your moma so fat when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone
Your moma so fat when she goes into a resturant she looks at the menu and says OK
Your moma so fat she has to iron her clothes on the driveway
Your moma so fat she has to put make-up on with a paint roller
Your moma so fat you have to take a train and two buses to get on her good side
Your moma so fat she sat on a quater and a buger popped out of george washington's nose
Your moma so fat the national weather service gives a name to each one of her farts
your moma so ugly they are going to move halloween to her birthday
Your moma so ugly she makes onions cry
your moma so ugly she went to the beauty parlor and it took 4 hours for an estimate
your moma so ugly when she goes to the beach cats try to put sand on her
Your moma so old when she was in school they didnt have history
your moma so old when I told her to act her own age she died

oh...ok...

Yo Wife so fat she fell off a boat and the Captain yelled, "Land Ahoy!!!"

Hey I am not good at those jokes.

nice i like thet

my first try blaugh its so funny watching Yo mama rofl