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Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 10:37 pm
In the dead of night, Psiko emerges from the elevator to his lab, grunting as he hefts a large, apolstered monstrosity on his back. Slowly he inches his way across the room before quickly moving out of the way, one of the floorboards getting a hairline crack as the metal-tipped legs crash down with more force then the mass of a couch could possibly cause.
Scampering back to his lab, he leaves it where it lay against the wall. As the sun comes up the guild members find it, older members sighing in nostalgia at the four-seater furniture, the leather still worn from a thousand asses. But while it bears the same apolstry, the cushions have been re-stuffed with a forming foam, making it irrisistabally comfortable.
But... who will sit first?
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Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 10:51 pm
A shadow slinks out of the darkness... slipping through the darkness un-noticed like an un-noticable slippy thing. o_o;; It moves left, then right, then it flings it's self into the air. The shadow spreads it's arms wide to land in the couch, with a rather fluffy belly flop. The ninja hare lays there on her tummy, her tail twitches a bit, then her foot, and then rolls over. Drool trickles down the side of her mouth... asleep.
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Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 10:59 pm
Slowly, like a snake consuming its prey, the ninja is consumed within the cushions.
Falling down, through the darkness, she is gently laid down upon a grassy hill.
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Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 11:09 pm
The ninja hare lays there on the grassy field, her nose twitches in sync with her foot, and suddenly her eyes flutter open.
Celery? ... No. *nose twitch* Carrots? Cabbage? ... OMGWTFBQQ CLOVERS!
She perches on her haunches and peers about, she sights the clover patch and immediately flings herself at it.
DIN'AH! scream
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Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 11:11 pm
In a strange turn of events the clovers dissolve her into little bits and eat her through little clovery mouthes.
Reforming in the Miasma, she is left in a white room with no visable windows or doors, the only contrast a small black circle in the center of the room.
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Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 11:18 pm
She blinks, slightly annoyed.
... someone must be an idiot for leaving a rabbit hole... for ME! THE NINJA HARE!
She jumps into a corner of the room, crouches and defies all gravity by literally hesitating upside down before jumping towards the black hole in the middle of the room.
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Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 11:23 pm
With a crash, she slams face-first into the "hole", finding it to be nothing more then a black circle.
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Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 11:29 pm
She twitches on the floor, she flops over and curls into a little ball and paws at her nose.
... gonk
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 11:04 pm
After witnessing the previous scenes from her hiding spot, Skrae walks up to the evil furnishing and pokes it warily. After it does nothing, she scrambles up onto it and curls into a peaceful little ball and nods off.
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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:44 pm
With a deep, rumbling laugh, the couch consumes her, dropping her into the white room as well.
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:53 am
She rolls over and stares at the white ceiling. The ninja hare just lay there and watched as a sleeping body was dropped in from above. Like a cartoon shown, it was too late before she completely realized where the body was going to land.
*THUD* EEK! X_X
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:44 am
Skrae awoke with a start. "Ono bunny are you all right?" Skrae rapidly removed herself from on top of the poor hare at once..... " Psiko, get in here and help her!!!!" As she waits for his evilness to approach, she wanders about the room, searching for a way out.
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 8:22 pm
The ominous circle burbles lightly.
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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:25 pm
The ninja hare pries herself from the ground and glares at the circle.
How rude, at least cover your mouth. *throws a carrot surkin at it*
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:31 am
Bunny Rabbit The ninja hare pries herself from the ground and glares at the circle.
How rude, at least cover your mouth. *throws a carrot surkin at it* Carrot falls through, thudding on the sides and tumbling down the hole.
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