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 Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:13 pm
How this will work, you will use the Random Game Name Generator and provide a description of the game name you get. Lets see what cool, funny, or random games we can come up with.
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:14 pm
Canadian Bow Hunter in Toyland
Rated: Teen
Content: Language, use of alcohol, toy violence, Choking hazard: small parts, not for children under three years.
Platform: Wii, DS, PC
Deep in the forest, there existed a land where children could live happily and have fun, bringing much joy to the land’s short noble king. But one day, tired of being toyed around, the peasants of the land rebelled. The children began disappearing from the streets, never to return to the outside world. You are Degoulas, a man of value, right, and thick accent. Finding the need to assist, you pick up your bow and gird your blade. Nothing will stand in your way to rescue the innocent children from the demented folk of the town, for you are strong, willful, and Canadian. Destroy the false king, save the children, and treat them to lowered drinking age luxury. Dangers await, defective products certain. Will you follow the dark road ahead?
Welcome to Toyland…
Coming March 12, 2007
(In all honesty, a game with the basic idea sounds pleasantly demented.)
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:46 pm
Shameful Sushi in the Sky
Rated: T for Teens
Content: Extreme Violence, Language
Platform: Wii
With a history of 666 years, the sushi masters of Pokehanta are famous for their Pika-Pika recipe. But wait! Someone stole this treasured heirloom from the Pokehantas! You are Smoke, the most talented apprentice of the legendary sushi maker Brocilist. Having been sent to retrieve the recipe despite your pleas, will you hold a grudge against your master and join the forces of evil, or will you save the secrets of the Pika-Pika sushi of Pokehanta? Whichever path it is that you choose, danger is sure to await you on your uncertain path.
Coming to your local GameStop in February 14, 2007.
-sounds so cheesy...-
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:47 pm
Tiger Woods: Blood Boy
Rated: Mature
Content: Blood and gore, language, and misuse of golf equipment.
Platform: Sony Playstation 3
In the near future, scientists attempted to use science to bring back famous historical figures. All went well according to plan. However, experiment 34557, the recreation of Tiger Woods, had shown abnormal behavior. Scientists tried to operate on the subject to see what went wrong, but all met their bloody fate at the end of a golf club. Tiger Woods escaped the lab into the local city, taking the lives of countless innocents, getting a hole in one on each street corner. You, a bounty hunter, have taken upon the duty to take down this monster, getting as low a score as possible. But in the many corners, wreckages, and structures in this now desolate city, will you find Tiger Woods… before he finds you?
Tiger Woods: Blood Boy
Coming October 23, 2007
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 9:07 pm
Savage Monster Truck Domination
Rating: T for Teen
Content: Violence, gore, and spare parts
Platform: GameCube, PlayStation 2
Description: Everything was peaceful in the town of Automoville; that is, until a ruthless tribe of monster trucks invaded. Their leader, Hydrolicus, has taken control and forced the town into a cruel tyranny. Your job is to stop the oppressing of your people, and defeat the dictator. Smash, crash, and shift gears to get to the top.
Dominate or be dominated.
July 8, 2007
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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 6:31 pm
Inept Beast of Death
Rating: T for Teens
Content: Blood, Scary Monsters that would give you Nightmares...
Platform: Wii
In a Peaceful town, there had been recent sightings of a beast. People who saw it shot a picture of it, then died. This Beast has been said to kill people just by making them see them. You are playing as Cho, who is trying to kill the monster without looking straight in the eye. If you look it straight in the eye...Guess what? GAME OVER.
This sounds stupid...=P
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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 7:11 pm
In Search of the Princess 25th Anniversary Edition
Rated: Teen
Content: Blood, language, repetitive fantasy violence and story line.
Platform: Gamecube, Wii, and DS
In this highly original game, you are the underdog hero who works his way from farm boy and finds out he is a destined warrior of light, courage and cool magic you can conjure at any given moment. With over ten difficult dungeons, twenty bosses, and unlockable secret items such as a large two ton hammer that can fit in your 3*3*5 magical leather farming pouch, cut through evil and many false princesses with your awesome sword and rescue the real one. Thus you will hit it off right away and live happily ever after until the sequel.
Special 25th Anniversary Edition includes harder dungeons basically the same as the originals but take longer.
Draw your sword… save the princess: In Search of the Princess 25th Anniversary Edition
Was coming September 14 2007
Now coming November 22 2007
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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:53 pm
Day of the Blood Restaurant
Rated: Mature
Content: Blood, Language
Platform: Wii
You are undercover agent Shesuko Kamisaku. On a dark cloudy day, you were driving to Osaka on business. However, in the middle of nowhere your car’s engine unexpectedly went out and you are forced to walk to the nearest small city. You look around for any garage station, but the whole place seemed desolate, but finally you come across a diner that seems to be open. You walk in and marvel at just how large the diner was with its beautiful fixtures and massive chandelier. It had two floors of dining and it even appeared to have a hotel service. But even though it seemed open and all the lights where on, there was no one in sight. You walk up the counter and ring the bell, but no one came. Giving up, you decide to leave, but find that the door won’t open. You then hear a frightening noise come toward you under the tables, causing you to stagger back and trip over what appeared to be a body! Seeing the situation called need to defend yourself, you pick up a strange blunt weapon next to the body ready for what came for you. This place was evil, you could feel it, for it called to you...
.... would you like a red mantle?
Day of the Blood Restaurant
Coming September 29, 2007
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 3:37 pm
The Castle of Love Rebellion
Rated: Adults Only
Content: Language, Adult Contents { rolleyes }
Platform: Wii
Love and war. For anyone who's stuck in their little fantasy world full of happily-ever-after, these two words do not fit together; but you will change your mind.
You have two characters to choose from: Rosa (female) and Kain (male).
Depending on who you choose, your path would greatly differ, but fate has intertwined your lives.
If you choose Rosa, you will be a menial servant who has caught the eye of Kain, the king of Britchaen. Using any tactics you want, even if it's underhanded, your aim is to become queen and replace Kain's position with your underground lover, Xerith. {so cheesy... -____-"}
But will things work out exactly as you planned, or will your closest person end up being the one to attack you?
If you choose Kain, you will be the king of Britchaen who's greatly infatuated with the menial servant Rosa. You aim to court Rosa and make her your queen, even if it's against the wishes of the royal kingdom.
But is your heart truly for Rosa only, or will another replace her in a matter of days...or hours? {XD}
And if not, can you and Rosa live happily-ever-after for all eternity? Or will betrayal push you to the edge?
However you choose to live your life, you'll learn that in the castle within the kingdom of Britchaen, true love will only bring about hatred and despair, or does it?
Therefore, can you stop yourself from being hurt with the power that you hold in Britchaen?
It all depends on you...
Coming to your local gaming store in 12/23/07.
-i don't like this game very much...-
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:28 pm
Metal Catapult: The Next Generation
Rated: Teen
Content: Language, violence, gore
Platforms: Wii, DS, PC, Xbox 360, Playstation 3
Choose from a variety of characters, each with special Catapult-Launching abilities. The soldiers from the future, a time of steel and things not made from wood, have come back to aid your castle against the new, stronger army. Choose your path. Will you be good and slay the evil beasts? Or will you grow evil and launch your own men into the battlefield for your own amusement? (Either way you get to kill things.)
Watch out for flying peasants.
Coming Winter of 08.
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 11:13 pm
Fabulous Skydiving Inferno
Rating: Mature
Content: Violence, Blood, Suggestive Themes
Platform: Wii
I game that comes once in a lifetime (about twice a year or so). You volunteer against your will to participate in the “Fabulous Skydiving Inferno”... event. Your objective: you will be doused with gasoline, set ablaze and pushed out of the plane thousands of feet above the ground. You must fall through the rings which eject water that float in the air for no apparent reason and keep the flames from incinerating your body! You will either end your life in a midair fiery death, or die from impact with the ground. Either way you die.
Take the dive this summer.
My my, I don’t like this game in the slightest.
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 11:07 pm
Pro Disco Gold
Rated: M for Mature { xd }
Content: Extreme Violence, Language, Adult Contents, Suggestive Themes, Loud Music, Bright Disco Lights, Fast Moving Scenes, Disturbing Disco Moves, Ugly Clothing
Platform: Wii
Dance Dance Revolution?
Pft!
That's soooooooooo out.
Haven't you heard?
Disco's comin' back to the scene.
And it's coming right at'cha. wink
Get drunk, dance ya butts off, smoke some pot, pick up chicks/hotties, and get a discount depending on your dancing skills at the Lovu<3MOTEL.
And then get smacked by the other early next morning. And then repeat the entire process until you get bored of this game. use your imagination...
Coming to your local GameStop in January 1, 2008.
-XDDD I must've been sniffing dry-erase white board markers while typing this up.-
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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 5:33 pm
Twin Desert Conundrum
Rating: Teen
Content: Fantasy Violence, Blood, Use of Alcohol
Platform: Wii
Akiyama Seiji, a lone mercenary who has traveled the great desert regions of Khormaru within the Koto County. Upon the death of his Chuburu do to a diseased water source, Seiji was left stranded in the nearest town where he butted heads with the fighter Ksu and the female thief Aeri.
Through malicious gossip from a shady group of individuals, the three have been labeled as dangerous sand pirates. But without an actual dune ship or even so much as a crew except themselves the three are left in dangers path when they are stalked by a bounty hunter and others who lust for the price on their heads. And so upon meeting of the heavy set mechanic Naoki and the small girl who rides his shoulders Tsumi a dune ship is procured and the group travels the sands away from the town that wishes to claim their lives.
But news travels fast and soon they are recognized as a threat to everyone within the county. Eventually the five man crew learns of the people who brought this infamous title on their shoulders and soon the new full fledged sand pirates are on a quest to find an old scroll remnant of a past forest civilization while fighting off pirates, crossing swords with the bounty hunter Ookami Kai Kai, racing against the entire government group responsible for their pirate status, The Metropolis, and facing many other enemies that stand in their path.
As your allies grow in numbers and your powers strengthen, you travel the deserts in search of another land within this desert, a twin desert, a world of magic and awe inspiring creatures to find the lost arts of an ancient civilization whose story revolves around Seiji’s very blood.
Solve the paradox of the forest…
Twin Desert Conundrum
Coming Soon
I got… carried away.
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 5:41 pm
I hope I did this right...hmm.
Mysterious Mind Control Dungeon
Rating: E for everyone
System: A metal helmet.
Just watch the swirls as we contol you life....muhahahaha!
Comming Out: It already came out, and you already wearing it.
Warning:All mind control is not liable by the company. mrgreen
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