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 Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 11:35 pm
You make a wish, then the next person grants it but give a nasty side-effect
I.E.: I wish for a Wii
Next person could say: Granted. But the police come and drag you away for stealing. I wish...
It'll be funny rofl
I wish for a new comp
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 7:30 am
But then your parents would find all the porn you have on your current one though. domokun
I wish for a million dollars. xd
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Vilith Stend Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 9:37 am
"Heres your million dollars Mr Rushing, sorry we had to amputate both legs. ....and an arm. ...and 2 fingers on your other hand. ...and you lost one eye. ...and 1 and a half ears. ...and sorry but your hair wont grow back. ...oh and sorry about all your teeth. ...and half your non important internal organs. ...and a lung. ...the damage caused by the accident well...we had to burn the part of your brain to stop hemmoraging er, and; well lobotomized you.
...Oh and sorry about your testicles, their gone." emo
I wish I had the entire first run of Captain America comics.
3nodding
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 11:04 am
Here you go sir, and your wheelchair, I'm certain you will need it for getting around.
I wish for snow crying
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Vilith Stend Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 5:32 pm
Mike Awesome "Heres your million dollars Mr Rushing, sorry we had to amputate both legs. ....and an arm. ...and 2 fingers on your other hand. ...and you lost one eye. ...and 1 and a half ears. ...and sorry but your hair wont grow back. ...oh and sorry about all your teeth. ...and half your non important internal organs. ...and a lung. ...the damage caused by the accident well...we had to burn the part of your brain to stop hemmoraging er, and; well lobotomized you.
...Oh and sorry about your testicles, their gone." emo
I wish I had the entire first run of Captain America comics.
3nodding After all that it could be monopoly money and I wouldn't know the difference. neutral Drop the comics and put your hands in the hair scumb bag! Damn sci-fi, Treky junkies, and comic jukies are the sadiest.......SIR I SAID DROP THEM NOW!!!!! I'll put a bullet in you pal......he's making a run for it!!! BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM.........I told you sir......threat nutralized and damn good thing those comics were in bags cause that shot gun really did its job.
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 6:03 pm
dude, you didnt make a freakin wish stare
i wish i had 300 prisma colors heart
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Vilith Stend Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 7:05 pm
erstatz_vampire dude, you didnt make a freakin wish stare i wish i had 300 prisma colors heart Sorry couldn't think of one. xp
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 9:23 pm
Glassram Here you go sir, and your wheelchair, I'm certain you will need it for getting around. I wish for snow crying
Snow Angel #1- I'm tired of all these special requests. mad
Snow Angel #2- Yeah, he thinks snow is so swell. twisted
*Blizzard ravishes Glass' country side, 52' of snow in 1 hour reported. Everyone is trapped inside icy tombs and freezing. On the Upside, no nasty smell from decay, ice preserves the dead.*
gonk I wish I had Superhuman Strength and toughness.
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Vilith Stend Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 6:26 pm
erstatz_vampire dude, you didnt make a freakin wish stare i wish i had 300 prisma colors heart Yes mam I'll be doing the surgery to remove the colors from your daughter's nose. I wish I had the halo on gaia.
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Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 6:58 pm
"Sorry sir we've never had a Halo slip down and strangle anyone like this before." confused
I already made a wish....
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Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 6:59 pm
Laughs or....
"Heres one Gaia Halo sir...
...and one very real life ticket straight to hell" twisted
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Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 7:34 pm
Mike Awesome Laughs or.... "Heres one Gaia Halo sir...
...and one very real life ticket straight to hell" twisted b*****d.
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Vilith Stend Vice Captain
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Vilith Stend Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 7:40 pm
Mike Awesome Glassram Here you go sir, and your wheelchair, I'm certain you will need it for getting around. I wish for snow crying
Snow Angel #1- I'm tired of all these special requests. mad
Snow Angel #2- Yeah, he thinks snow is so swell. twisted
*Blizzard ravishes Glass' country side, 52' of snow in 1 hour reported. Everyone is trapped inside icy tombs and freezing. On the Upside, no nasty smell from decay, ice preserves the dead.*
gonk I wish I had Superhuman Strength and toughness. "Look at Mike Awesome being beat at the hands of that monster the Big Show".........."WAIT LOOK AT HIS EYES, he's had ENOUGH of it DAMMIT!!!" Does the Hulk Hogan Hulk out and the starts beating the Big show senseless with punches to the head.* "OHHH.......I think this one IS OVER!!!!!" *Picks up the big show and body slams him and them finishes him off with the big leg.*
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 3:53 pm
...damnit, you need to start making wishes....im gonna do glasses too
"sir, due to the intensive steriods, im afraid your nolonger a male....or a feal for that matter twisted "
oh, and i wish i lived back in colorado with the people i actually like.
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:22 pm
"I'm terribly sorry, your being barred from entering the city on counts of witchcraft, please leave the premises"
I wish my house was bigger
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