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 Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 8:28 pm
DETHKLOK CONCERT
"PAIN WAIVER" Standard Issue As revised by Charles Foster Ofdensen I, _________________________, do hereby waive all "life rights" including but not exclusive to the rights to breathe, see, move, et cetera upon the signing of this document. Furthermore, I waive all rights of Legal Defense or Prosecution should I be burned, lacerated, eaten alive, poisoned, de-boned, crushed, or hammer-smashed. I understand that there is in no way any financial compensation should I be completely killed, though I will be thanked for dying should this be a filmed event going straight to the DVD marketplace, but NOT if this is a filmed IMAX event (as credit space is limited). Finally, I understand that should anything happen to me during this concert that causes mental or physical alarm to any of the members of DETHKLOK I will be held accountable legally and financially whether or not I am living or dead. Finally, thank you for coming to see DETHKLOK live. We understand you have many METAL concert choices out there and they will all be crushed by DETHKLOK. _________________________ Printed Name _________________________ Signature _________________________ Date _________________________ Social Security # _________________________ Bank Account, Credit card and PIN Number
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:51 pm
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Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 6:46 pm
I tinks whoevers says no to signing dis aren't a trues fan.
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Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 7:05 pm
Not A Bumblebee I tinks whoevers says no to signing dis aren't a trues fan.
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Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 1:01 pm
DETHKLOK CONCERT
"PAIN WAIVER"
Standard Issue
As revised by Charles Foster Ofdensen
I, Madeleine Delaney, do hereby waive all "life rights" including but not exclusive to the rights to breathe, see, move, et cetera upon the signing of this document.
Furthermore, I waive all rights of Legal Defense or Prosecution should I be burned, lacerated, eaten alive, poisoned, de-boned, crushed, or hammer-smashed.
I understand that there is in no way any financial compensation should I be completely killed, though I will be thanked for dying should this be a filmed event going straight to the DVD marketplace, but NOT if this is a filmed IMAX event (as credit space is limited).
Finally, I understand that should anything happen to me during this concert that causes mental or physical alarm to any of the members of DETHKLOK I will be held accountable legally and financially whether or not I am living or dead.
Finally, thank you for coming to see DETHKLOK live. We understand you have many METAL concert choices out there and they will all be crushed by DETHKLOK.
Madeleine Delaney
Printed Name
Madeleine Delaney
Signature
11 7
Date
000-00-0001
Social Security #
Im to poor to have a bank account.. ect..
Bank Account, Credit card and PIN Number
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 9:20 am
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 1:51 pm
I'll sign!! Wowee, a chance to see Dethklok live! Who would pass on that? (even though you're probably going to die >.>')
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 4:08 pm
ZeeCrazayHobo I'll sign!! Wowee, a chance to see Dethklok live! Who would pass on that? (even though you're probably going to die >.>') Watch out for missiles, Dethklok is on high alert.
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 4:05 pm
I get to live with one of the members secretly... So no worries here. biggrin
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:08 pm
Vicarious Filii Dei I get to live with one of the members secretly... So no worries here. biggrin
Well, if you get to live with Toki, I want Pickles. >.>
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:00 pm
Raven The Hippie Vicarious Filii Dei I get to live with one of the members secretly... So no worries here. biggrin
Well, if you get to live with Toki, I want Pickles. >.>Well, if you two get to live with Toki and Pickles, I want to live ******** am caught between Skwisgaar and Charles. o_o;
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Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 6:19 am
ZeeCrazayHobo Raven The Hippie Vicarious Filii Dei I get to live with one of the members secretly... So no worries here. biggrin
Well, if you get to live with Toki, I want Pickles. >.>Well, if you two get to live with Toki and Pickles, I want to live ******** am caught between Skwisgaar and Charles. o_o;
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Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 5:56 pm
Raven The Hippie ZeeCrazayHobo Raven The Hippie Vicarious Filii Dei I get to live with one of the members secretly... So no worries here. biggrin
Well, if you get to live with Toki, I want Pickles. >.>Well, if you two get to live with Toki and Pickles, I want to live ******** am caught between Skwisgaar and Charles. o_o; Hm... True. *hugs Ofdensen doll* whee
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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:34 pm
-sighs-
hell yes, now i'll probly get my left eye poped out, right toe cut off, and intestines blown up into the air.
That's more than metal.....that's death metal -eye twitches-
yaaaaaaah i cant say whats metal and whats not metal.......
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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 3:26 pm
Raven The Hippie ZeeCrazayHobo Raven The Hippie Vicarious Filii Dei I get to live with one of the members secretly... So no worries here. biggrin
Well, if you get to live with Toki, I want Pickles. >.>Well, if you two get to live with Toki and Pickles, I want to live ******** am caught between Skwisgaar and Charles. o_o; Well now, I had a party phase in my life also, 1984, probably the greatest year of my life.
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