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Huzzah Forces of Darkness! We have a fort!

I have designed it to be functional and look terrifyingly creepy at the same time, with all of our dungeons being below ground. Monsters being created, check! Elves being kidnapped and tortured, check! Throne room for me, check! And Utunmo far away from this fort, check.

Oh, and spare guest room for Melkor in case he decides to drop by....check.

Rejoice minions! We will spit in the faces of the Valar and laugh at them!

[In short, baddies come here. Goody-goods, if you wander in here, expect bad things to happen. No, Manwe will not save you.]

They'll go to the big fort first. Smaller, more remote forts are beneath their notice. At least for a few Ages.

*starry eyed* I did! Ooooh and they're lovely too! Who shall we get to be our first victim?

Nah, Feanorians are boring now.

I know! What about one of those random Fourth agers you seem to hate so much, Sauron?

Be relieved. I'm using it as an excuse NOT to drag you in here.

Speaking of which.... Run. Now.

I only dislike them because they keep mentioning a tiny creature who seems to have some great new-fangled power. rolleyes Why they keep sacrificing him to a volcano is beyond me.

But yes, bring in some Fourth Agers that we can skin alive. I have need of some laundry hampers and orc hide isn't flexible enough.

*chooses to ignore Makalaure's entrance and exit*

Well Lookie here, girls. A victim! I think he's the right size to make a purse out of, who wants one? *snatches up Frodo and puts him in his pocket*

Little did you know that I'm also very good at sewing!

I'm definitely up for a new purse. ^_^;;