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It seems like there is a lot of reason to be down during the holidays tragic happenings, holiday blues, *smirks* someone in town bought 3000 dollars worth of presents for his family and then left it in the car while getting groceries to have the presents filched whilst he was away, oh yeah and his car windows were busted up good too.

For me I always tend to have some illness befall me and thusly I am bed ridden all Christmas usually all throughout the holidays with some ghastly high fever. I did manage a stomach virus this year, a gift from my stepson that I'm sure he contracted from attending school. That happens a lot to me too catching what he catches and all.

I'm going to go and commit a joyous plenty of horrendous bodily functions now so see yah some time next year. *I wuv the spew fairy*

I personaly do not like the fact that store put up christmas 3 months early and list sale after sale only to jack up the price at the last minute.
I also don't like it that kids have grown up with the idea it's all about the gifts. I'm mean I not religous, but what ever happened to really want world peace?

Every time I read this I loose all the holiday chear I might have had saved up from years of mind control.

Better go watch me up some Christmas Specials.

Keep the hold on my mind in the hands of somebody who's at least going to be using it.

They keep telling me how I won't use it, so I might as well not let it go to waste.

*smirks* Just kidding. twisted

I'm like one in four people in the world that actually know there are more than just one verse to jingle bells.

Buahahaha feel the terror as I share it for all to see!

Dashing through the snow
On a one-horse open sleigh,
Over the fields we go,
Laughing all the way;
Bells on bob-tail ring,
making spirits bright,
What fun it is to ride and sing
A sleighing song tonight

Jingle bells, jingle bells,
jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh

A day or two ago,
I thought I'd take a ride,
And soon Miss Fanny Bright
Was seated by my side;
The horse was lean and lank;
Misfortune seemed his lot;
He got into a drifted bank,
And we, we got up sot.

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle all the way!
What fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh.

A day or two ago,
the story I must tell
I went out on the snow
And on my back I fell;
A gent was riding by
In a one-horse open sleigh,
He laughed as there
I sprawling lie,
But quickly drove away.

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle all the way!
What fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh.

Now the ground is white
Go it while you're young,
Take the girls tonight
And sing this sleighing song;
Just get a bob-tailed bay
two-forty as his speed
Hitch him to an open sleigh
And crack! you'll take the lead.

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle all the way!
What fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh.

Don't forget about all of the rewrites that little kids do...

Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg.
The batmobile lost a wheel
And Joker takes ballet!