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this one isnt really funny, but it shows how dedicated me and my friends are to avatar. during the season finale, it was pouring buckets of rain, and it was windy, and at 7:59, my friends satellite went out. so we started to panic, and my friend called her mom, and we ran through the pouring rain in our pajamas, just to see the season finale at my friends house.

YES!!*cheers* ok gimme a sec to make one up...OK!! GOT 2!!!

First one:
ALIVE, HE WAS OZAI’S DISGRACE
DEAD, HE WAS OZAI’S DISEASE

Azula, dead. Killed by the avatar whom was avenging his friends and family. Zuko was Ozai’s last true heir. He wouldn’t accept it. Ozai remarried, now with a 3-year-old son and a 16-year-old daughter whom are loyal to the fire nation. Ozai sent his daughter, Zitakayama, to murder Zuko. She succeeded.
At first, Ozai felt relief. The exile would finally be erased from his memory. No. Soon Ozai felt odd discomforts, having the sense that something foul was in the air. He knew it was the exile.
Soon after Zuko’s death, a plague spread throughout the Fire Nation territory, killing all who supported the war.
On night, Ozai lie awake in bed with his newly wed wife sleeping silently next to him. He couldn’t sleep, he could barely stand to see his wife (Ziyatukila) sleep fearing she won’t wake up.
Suddenly, they jumped up hearing the screams belonging to their children. “ZITAKAYAMA!” “ KAROKUNAVU!” They ran into the room. They paused in shock to see... Zitakayama, holding the three year old boy. She was on her knees and crying. “Oh god.” Ziyatukila gasped, covering her mouth and beginning to cry. She looked up at Ozai and whispered “it’s him...the plague... I saw him...he’s inside our walls...”.
Ozai’s eyes began to water but he held back his tears. Zitakayama lowered Karokunavu’s body as Ozai walked toward her.
Ozai kneeled and held his stepson’s body. “No...”Ozai whispered unknowing to gold orbs looked down on him the same way he use to towards the beholder of the eye’s. They looked down on him in hatred, he didn’t feel any sorrow on his death. Even if he was, only three. “ my son... my only son...” Ozai looked up and raged in anguish.
“ What are we going to do Ozai?” Ziyatukila asked, “What can we do?” “Your son-““HE’S NOT MY SON!!!” Ozai raged, “HE WAS NEVER MY SON!!! I NEVER HAD A SON BEFORE KAROKUNAVU!!!”. There was a moment of silence”...the traitor,” said the wife “is killing those who support the war. Stop the war. “ “ No.” Ozai said coldly looking at his son’s now pale and cold body. “We will not surrender.” ”Ozai, if we don’t we’ll die!” “THEN WE WILL DIE FIGHTING!!!” Ozai raged.....
to be continued and #2 sad this one doesn't have a title)
A girl stands in the forest. It was winter, it was midnight. White crystals fall through the gray veil of mist as the cool breeze gently caresses her body. She began to move in a swift motion, similar to an ancient dance. During this ritual, colorful flames and white lightning soars from the tips of her toes and palms as well as her finger tips. Suddenly a hand grabs her arm twisting it painfully then drops the teen. She looks up and sees the solute of her brother, his blood red eyes looking down on her. “Get up,” He said coldly then turned away “ father wants us.” . The girl scowled then rose to her feet.
They entered the main quarters of their palace and saw their father standing in front of the large fire place. He herd his children’s footsteps and turned to face them. “What is it father?”
the girl asked “ Zita, Kysho , the Fire Lord wants us.”
“ Why?” Zita asked “I don’t know” lied the father “get those snowflakes out of your hair Zita.” He scold “ My apologies” she said while the snow melted.
They kneel in front of the Lord Ozai. “ ...I am growing impatient with my daughter, so I come to you. I want Kysho to hunt down the avatar, and Zita will capture a fugitive. I want them both brought to me dead or alive. However, Kysho, if you are to kill the avatar, kill him in the avatar state.” “Avatar state, my lord?” Ozai nodded “ The avatar’s most powerful state, and most vulnerable. His eyes and tattoos glow and he obtains incredible power. Be cautious.” Kysho nodded “ Thank you my lord.” “ Zita,” Ozai said “ the fugitive is believed to be in Bagh Sing
Seh. He is tall, has black hair and gold eyes. He is a little older than yourself but I’m sure you can handle him. He also has a large fire scar covering his right eye and ear. Do what you wish with him, but I highly prefer you to bring him to me dead.” Zita nodded “ Thank you my lord”

i have an iHome, and so i usually wake up to avatar episodes on my dads iPod.

i had tivo in the house i was in so i watched it 3 times in one night! i even recorded it if i misseed any thing