i once talked to a fish
and he asked me
if i ever met a tree
that knew what it was like
to have a conversation
without remmebering what he was talking about
in the first place
but trailed off
onto a different subject
like a caterpillar would
on a sunny day
while eating an onion.
and then realizing
it was a potato all along
because that happens sometimes
since potatos and onions
are used in the same recipies
but onions wouldnt be good
with sweet potatos.
at least i dont think they would.
but ive never tried
but the point was
i was talking to a racoon
and he asked me if i could
burn him a new mix cd
cuz he was getting tired of the same old songs
like AS IF he was eating potatos and onions all the time
but onions would be good as shark repelant
especially when they ask you weird questions
like if i ever met a tree
that didnt know what he was talking about
but then i wondered
how the hell would a shark know a tree???
he never would have been able to go onto land
let alone get transportation to a tree
cuz sharks dont have legs
no matter how many potatos they eat
and i doubt trees speak shark language
it would be like if i went into a mexican store
and started speaking japanese
wouldnt that be crazy?
but thats not possible either
i dont speak japanese as well as racoons do
but, i digress.
well the moral of the story is...
always put your left shoe on first.
because majority rules.
i want pizza.
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