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 Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:52 am
1. at the consession stand ask for lasanga and when they tell you they dont have any cry like andy milanokis (make a long and annoying whinning sound)
2. when your walking to the consession stand or to where ever pretend you have a pet duck and yell at people for stepping on him and killing him, after they kill him cry like andy milanokis until everyone is staring at you, after this laugh hysterically and walk away like nothing happened.
3. wear a cape and run around screaming "i'm batman!!!!" or what ever super hero you want.
4. after you buy your popcorn drop a piece every two steps, keep doing this untill someone asks what you are doing, reply back "i need to leave a trail cuz i'll get lost" then walk away continuing to drop popcorn pieces.
5. in the theater throw popcorn in the air and yell "it's snowing!!!"
6. try to start a leap frog game in the middle of the isle-see how many people you can get to play.
7. sit in an empty row if you can and when people go to sit in your row make up imaginary friends for every seat. and yell "NO! you cant sit there!!! (what ever name you pick) is sitting there!!!"
8. right when the movie starts scream and run out
9. during the movie make accessive noise and be VERY annoying-your goal is to get someone to swear at you, once you've done this yell out "HEY! no PROFANITY!!!!!"
10. during the movie run around asking people for sips of their soda-before they answer take a HUGE sip and start coughing and spit it out ALL over them.
11. during a scary part of a movie, scream and throw your popcorn behind and in front of you. when people yell at you say "OH! im sorry i just got SO scared i couldnt control my arm movements"
12. during the movie yell out "hey! can you pause it i hafta pee!!!"
13. during the movie yell out "aww this movie sucks!!" and throw your popcorn and candy ect... at the screen.
14. during the movie pretend you have a shoulder angel and devil and talk to them. example: look at one shoulder and laugh hysterically then look at the other shoulder and scream "SHUT-UP!!!!" continue this until people start giving you weird looks.
15. after the movie is done stand up and start clapping and screaming and yell out "BRAVO!! BRAVO!!"
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:53 pm
Man, I wrote a report on annoying people in the movie theater. Seriously, I did. I still have the outline on disk. Wanna see =D? Quote: How to Annoy People at the Movies
A.K.A: How to Get Banned from the Theatre I. Short intro about how this might get someone banned from the movie theater. II. Talking __A. Throw popcorn in air: “It’s snowing!” __B. In the middle of the movie: “Does anyone know where I can get some food?” __C. During a kissing scene: “Get away from her, she’s mine!” III. Noises __A. Make a farting sound whenever someone on screen sits down. __B. Bring an air horn and use it during a sports movie, shouting “Go team!” __C. Have someone call your cell phone and just let it ring. IV. Outside Props __A. Smuggle in a can of silly string and shoot it at the screen. __B. Squirt people with a water gun. __C. Speak into a box of nerds as if it were a cell phone. V. Actions __A. Move to different seats all throughout the movie. __B. Pretend you get sick and “vomit” into the lap of the person sitting next to you. __C. Sit in the aisle and trip people who come in late. VI. Conclusion about deserving to get kicked out if they do this stuff. Yeah, we were supposed to give a speech on how to do something. We could decide what, so I decided to go funny instead of helpful. This was the result.
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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:40 am
lol its fun ^^
i never had imagine to do all of this....
but yeah it could be fun ^^ and i can't beleive someone make report on it!
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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:45 am
Those are hilarious ..... but I wouldn't have the guts to try any of them !
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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 10:20 am
cherrish_girl lol its fun ^^ i never had imagine to do all of this.... but yeah it could be fun ^^ and i can't beleive someone make report on it! Yeah. My report went well, too. I got a few points off because it wasn't helpful, but I still got a good grade on it xD... And a tub full of laughs, which made it all worthwhile.
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:34 am
some of those are hilarious!!
i did a few of them before..im sure that people were pissed
i hate it though when people kick the back of your chair :X
i think its awesome that u got to do a report on it spirit
ive never got to do anything fun like that
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 10:08 am
[kookies] some of those are hilarious!!
i did a few of them before..im sure that people were pissed
i hate it though when people kick the back of your chair :X
i think its awesome that u got to do a report on it spirit
ive never got to do anything fun like that lol... It's simple. You just gotta broaden your view of what the subject of the report has to be. I was supposed to do a "How to" report, so I took a broader approach than was given and decided to help people get banned from the theater instead of anything constructive xD...
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Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 8:10 pm
Merry ChristmasThats Pretty Funny, and I agree Kookie the worst thing is when they kick the back of your chair, and when they stand up in front of you like you can see through them, idiots. Merry Christmas
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:15 am
Refuse_Thy_Name Merry ChristmasThats Pretty Funny, and I agree Kookie the worst thing is when they kick the back of your chair, and when they stand up in front of you like you can see through them, idiots. Merry Christmas i hear that
then i do my best to let them know im pissed :X
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:36 am
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:49 am
Merry Christmas
lol exactly  Happy Holidays
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 2:02 pm
I've done a couple of those things... and actually had a friend's mother have people call her throughout the movie. Finally, she goes to answer the phone, looks at all of the people sitting around her staring, and says loudly, "It's okay - I'm a doctor!"
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:26 am
Merry Christmas
lol
rofl Happy Holidays
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:38 am
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 2:16 am
im to embarrised to do those funny things cool
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