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X_X I can't believe it, guys, but I'm going as far as basing a System fanfic off a manga. Like always, this may get dirty as I write it, and if you don't like it, the last punctuation mark you read is this question mark at the end, ya hear?

An old mysterious book, The Universe of the Four Gods, had been translated into English from Japanese (which was translated from ancient Chinese) and shipped to America in a Ziploc bag, and flown all the way to Washington, DC, where it would be studied by the scholarly in the Smithsonian and by the government. Somehow, a dumbass dropped it as he was on the bus to DC from some shoddy part of Baltimore, outside of the big city, where drug dealers could pick it up and use it to smoke some J's, and that's almost exactly what happened. A stoner picked up the book, undamaged by water, thanks to the Ziploc bag, opened it up, and attempted to find some Mary Jane, but no sir, E. Bob. He ain't gettin' high tonight. He picked up the book, and put it in his backpack, and his mom called his cellphone, ragging on him to get home, or she'll count to three and have him wait 'til his father got home to do... something. He had forgotten about the book for a week until...

"Hey Megan," whispered the stoner-rific dude named Danny, "I found this weird-a** book in a Ziploc. You want it?" Megan, who was quite fond of books of weird-a** sorts, replied with, "Iunno. Sure."
She was kind of eating lunch in the lunch room at school. Ms. Berry, the reverse-racist vice-principal, was squinting her eyes hard, giving the dirtiest of looks to the table of which they were sitting at. Danny took the book, and he was reading it aloud, maybe struggling on a few bits of Engrish that he didn't realize that was there, and basically told the story of a girl who became the new priestess of Byakko, a cat-like god.
"This sounds cool. I'll take it home and read it."

Since the author of this finely crafted story doesn't know what period Megan has English, the author has decided to place her English class after lunch.

2.B.A Master! Pokemon Mast[urbation]er! continued!

Update. mad

XD 愚かの抱擁である。
Daron は本当に得る棒の短い端を... 私は彼がこの言語を話す男性より大きいことをことを確かめる。