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 Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 4:16 pm
I am 78% Retarded
1. [x] I have walked into a glass/screen door/pole/wall.
2. [x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.
3. [x] I have choked on my own spit.
4. [] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
5. [ ] hehe I type only with my pointer fingers.
6. [x] I have accidently caught something on fire.
7. [ ] I've told a dumb blonde joke when I'm blonde.
8. [x] I have attempted to sip out of a straw and completely missed
9. [x] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird.
10. [x] I've caught myself drooling.
11. [x] Tripped over my own feet, not the laces, the feet.
12. [x] If someone says the word "fart," I can't help but laugh.
13. [x] Waved at someone who was waving at someone else, but I thought they were waving at me
14. [x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking and zone out.
15. [x] I can't stop laughing at the same joke even if it was told a really long time ago
16. [x] I have tried to lick my elbow
17. [x] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
18. [] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
19. [x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
20. [x] I use my fingers to do simple math.
21. [x] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.
22. [x] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less.
23. [x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important
24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.
25. [x]I've removed my pants when I was with friends.
26. [] I've ran around naked when I was with friends.
27. [x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
28. [x] I accidently break a lot of things.
29. [] My friends know not to use big words on me.
30. [x] I put my head to the side when I'm confused.
31. [x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
32. [x] I've fallen out of my chair before.
33. [x] When I'm lying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
TOTAL: 26 xDDD!!
Tally up your number of x's. MULTIPLY THAT NUMBER BY 3 TO GET YOUR PERCENTAGE. Repost this as"I am .... % retarded
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 3:50 pm
I am 78% Retarded
1. [x] I have walked into a glass/screen door/pole/wall.
2. [x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.
3. [x] I have choked on my own spit.
4. [x] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
5. [ ] hehe I type only with my pointer fingers.
6. [ ] I have accidently caught something on fire.
7. [ ] I've told a dumb blonde joke when I'm blonde.
8. [x] I have attempted to sip out of a straw and completely missed
9. [x] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird.
10. [x] I've caught myself drooling.
11. [x] Tripped over my own feet, not the laces, the feet.
12. [x] If someone says the word "fart," I can't help but laugh.
13. [x] Waved at someone who was waving at someone else, but I thought they were waving at me
14. [x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking and zone out.
15. [x] I can't stop laughing at the same joke even if it was told a really long time ago
16. [ ] I have tried to lick my elbow
17. [x] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
18. [ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
19. [x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
20. [x] I use my fingers to do simple math.
21. [x] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.
22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less.
23. [x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important
24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.
25. [x]I've removed my pants when I was with friends.
26. [x] I've ran around naked when I was with friends.
27. [x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
28. [x] I accidently break a lot of things.
29. [] My friends know not to use big words on me.
30. [x] I put my head to the side when I'm confused.
31. [x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
32. [x] I've fallen out of my chair before.
33. [x] When I'm lying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
TOTAL: 26
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[The_Amazing_Chocolatier] Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:27 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:52 pm
We didn't have ALL the same ones...
And yet we're the same anyways.
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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 9:41 am
im ` retarded
1. [x] I have walked into a glass/screen door/pole/wall.
2. [x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.
3. [x] I have choked on my own spit.
4. [] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
5. [ ] hehe I type only with my pointer fingers.
6. [x] I have accidently caught something on fire.
7. [ ] I've told a dumb blonde joke when I'm blonde.
8. [x] I have attempted to sip out of a straw and completely missed
9. [x] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird.
10. [x] I've caught myself drooling.
11. [x] Tripped over my own feet, not the laces, the feet.
12. [] If someone says the word "fart," I can't help but laugh.
13. [x] Waved at someone who was waving at someone else, but I thought they were waving at me
14. [x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking and zone out.
15. [x] I can't stop laughing at the same joke even if it was told a really long time ago
16. [x] I have tried to lick my elbow
17. [] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
18. [] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
19. [] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
20. [] I use my fingers to do simple math.
21. [] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.
22. [x] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less.
23. [] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important
24. [x ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.
25. [x]I've removed my pants when I was with friends.
26. [] I've ran around naked when I was with friends.
27. [x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
28. [] I accidently break a lot of things.
29. [] My friends know not to use big words on me.
30. [x] I put my head to the side when I'm confused.
31. [x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
32. [x] I've fallen out of my chair before.
33. [x] When I'm lying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
total: 19
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 5:54 pm
I am 66% Retarded whee
1. [x] I have walked into a glass/screen door/pole/wall.
2. [x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.
3. [x] I have choked on my own spit.
4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
5. [ ] hehe I type only with my pointer fingers.
6. [x] I have accidently caught something on fire.
7. [ ] I've told a dumb blonde joke when I'm blonde.
8. [x] I have attempted to sip out of a straw and completely missed
9. [x] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird.
10. [x] I've caught myself drooling.
11. [x] Tripped over my own feet, not the laces, the feet.
12. [x] If someone says the word "fart," I can't help but laugh.
13. [x] Waved at someone who was waving at someone else, but I thought they were waving at me
14. [x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking and zone out.
15. [x] I can't stop laughing at the same joke even if it was told a really long time ago
16. [x] I have tried to lick my elbow
17. [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
18. [ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
19. [x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
20. [ ] I use my fingers to do simple math.
21. [x] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.
22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less.
23. [x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important
24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.
25. [x]I've removed my pants when I was with friends.
26. [ ] I've ran around naked when I was with friends.
27. [x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
28. [x] I accidently break a lot of things.
29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me.
30. [x] I put my head to the side when I'm confused.
31. [x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
32. [x] I've fallen out of my chair before.
33. [ ] When I'm lying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 3:15 pm
I am 66% Retarded
1. [x] I have walked into a glass/screen door/pole/wall.
2. [x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.
3. [x] I have choked on my own spit.
4. [] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
5. [ ] hehe I type only with my pointer fingers.
6. [x] I have accidently caught something on fire.
7. [ ] I've told a dumb blonde joke when I'm blonde.
8. [x] I have attempted to sip out of a straw and completely missed
9. [x] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird.
10. [x] I've caught myself drooling.
11. [x] Tripped over my own feet, not the laces, the feet.
12. [ ] If someone says the word "fart," I can't help but laugh.
13. [x] Waved at someone who was waving at someone else, but I thought they were waving at me
14. [x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking and zone out.
15. [x] I can't stop laughing at the same joke even if it was told a really long time ago
16. [x] I have tried to lick my elbow
17. [x] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
18. [x] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
19. [ ] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
20. [x] I use my fingers to do simple math.
21. [ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.
22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less.
23. [x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important
24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.
25. [x]I've removed my pants when I was with friends.
26. [ ] I've ran around naked when I was with friends.
27. [x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
28. [x] I accidently break a lot of things.
29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me.
30. [x] I put my head to the side when I'm confused.
31. [x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
32. [x] I've fallen out of my chair before.
33. [ ] When I'm lying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
Total: 22
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:37 pm
I am 84% Retarded
wow....
1. [x] I have walked into a glass/screen door/pole/wall.
2. [x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.
3. [x] I have choked on my own spit.
4. [x] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
5. [ ] hehe I type only with my pointer fingers.
6. [x] I have accidently caught something on fire.
7. [ ] I've told a dumb blonde joke when I'm blonde.
8. [x] I have attempted to sip out of a straw and completely missed
9. [x] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird.
10. [x] I've caught myself drooling.
11. [x] Tripped over my own feet, not the laces, the feet.
12. [x] If someone says the word "fart," I can't help but laugh.
13. [x] Waved at someone who was waving at someone else, but I thought they were waving at me
14. [x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking and zone out.
15. [x] I can't stop laughing at the same joke even if it was told a really long time ago
16. [x] I have tried to lick my elbow
17. [x] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
18. [] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
19. [x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
20. [x] I use my fingers to do simple math.
21. [x] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.
22. [x] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less.
23. [x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important
24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.
25. [x]I've removed my pants when I was with friends.
26. [] I've ran around naked when I was with friends.
27. [x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
28. [x] I accidently break a lot of things.
29. [XXXX] My friends know not to use big words on me.
30. [x] I put my head to the side when I'm confused.
31. [x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
32. [x] I've fallen out of my chair before.
33. [x] When I'm lying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
TOTAL: 28 ...I think....
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 8:47 am
I am 81% Retarded
1. [x] I have walked into a glass/screen door/pole/wall.
2. [x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.
3. [x] I have choked on my own spit.
4. [x] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
5. [ ] hehe I type only with my pointer fingers.
6. [x] I have accidently caught something on fire.
7. [ ] I've told a dumb blonde joke when I'm blonde.
8. [x] I have attempted to sip out of a straw and completely missed
9. [x] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird.
10. [x] I've caught myself drooling.
11. [x] Tripped over my own feet, not the laces, the feet.
12. [x] If someone says the word "fart," I can't help but laugh.
13. [x] Waved at someone who was waving at someone else, but I thought they were waving at me
14. [x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking and zone out.
15. [x] I can't stop laughing at the same joke even if it was told a really long time ago
16. [x] I have tried to lick my elbow
17. [x] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
18. [] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
19. [x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
20. [x] I use my fingers to do simple math.
21. [ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.
22. [x] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less.
23. [x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important
24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.
25. [x]I've removed my pants when I was with friends.
26. [ ] I've ran around naked when I was with friends.
27. [x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
28. [x] I accidently break a lot of things.
29. [x] My friends know not to use big words on me.
30. [x] I put my head to the side when I'm confused.
31. [x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
32. [x] I've fallen out of my chair before.
33. [x] When I'm lying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
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