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 Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 10:53 pm
 "this is the best idea you've had yet!" Harley Quinn said to her crime partner Pois'n Ivy. It was a snowy December day in Gotham city and the winds were mild. Busy Gothamite Shoppers were husstling here and there purchasing last minuet gifts, and posting holiday packages. "I just love Christmas Trees," Harley sighed touching the delicate branches of a stately spruce, "Especialy the ones you make Red, I would have neve'a thought of tak'n over Gotham by sell'n killer christmas trees." Harley said looking up at Ivy the way a little sister looks up to her big sister impressed with whatever it is they have done.
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 4:26 pm
"I'd really hate to toot my own horn, but this really is one of my best plans ever. And only my homemade Christmas trees are the good ones, not the ones that people cruely cut down for there own personal decorating needs!" Ivy said, trying to keep happy while thinking about the horrible deaths of those poor trees.
"Well, what do you say we got Christmas shopping!" Ivy said, "and I know just the person who will treat us to the shop-a-thon," she said with a big grin.
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 4:53 pm
"but who's gonna keep an eye on all these pretty little trees?" Harley asked petting a the branch of a little pine.
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:41 pm
"Oh Harley, I'm surprised! You don't think I would give my precious babies a means for defending themselves? Trust me, they can hold there own. Now, let's go persuade a certain billionaire playboy bachelor, Mr. Bruce Wayne, to let us "borrow" his credit cards," Ivy smiled.
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:24 pm
"Wwweee!" Harley cried feeling now so much more full of the christmas spirit.
"ya, lets deck his halls!!" she wickedly smiled snatching up a few of her clowning items.
"Where shall we find him?" she asked sweetly rubbing her hands together in anticipation of there frolic.
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:35 pm
"He's giving the opening speech tonight at the annual Christmas tree lighting in Gotham's Botanical Garden tonight. Of course, I've already replaced the poor, defenseless tree they were going to use with my specially made Christmas trees. We'll be there to greet the him and the horrified citizens of Gotham in person tonight, and then, WE'RE GOIN' SHOPPING!" Ivy exclaimed.
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 2:01 am
"YEs!!" she cried with spirited joy, "Its a happy christmas for Harl, and REd after all....Oh I think I'll just die of laughta when i see the looks of them dumb gothamites running around screaming like chickens with a new hair cut,"
harley squawked with laughter trying to imitate what she coudl imagine.
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 7:16 am
"Ooh, look at the time. We have about 30 minutes to get there before the big event," Ivy said with an evil smile. "Let's not disappoint the good people of Gotham!" and with that she hopped up into her pink convertible with the license plate Rosebud and took off with Harley for Gotham's Botanical Garden.
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 9:15 pm
The mood inside Gotham's Botanical Gardens seemed very festive with mistletoe, and red bowers sprinkled about, topping it off was a rather large Gawdy Christmas tree and unbeknownest to the good people of Gotham, a very vicious hybread of you know who's.
"cough, cough," Harley stepped up to the grand piano in the center of the botanical garden. "I'd like to dedicate this next number to our number one benifactor an all around good guy Bruce Wayne." Harley smiled and smoothed out her shimering red dress, and took a seat at the piano bench while the spot light fell on the blushing Billionair Bruce Wayne.
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 6:07 am
"Oh, dear God," Ivy said rolling her eyes as Harley began to do her musical number for Bruce Wayne. Instead of pulling her off the stage, she decided this was a good distraction as she set up her mutant Christmas Trees all around the garden while Harley "serenaded" the audience.
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Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 12:11 am
"On tha' twelth day of CHristmas my true love gave ta me!!!" Harley sang with gusto, as she played the spritely tune, and blew kisses to the crowed inbetween.
"An A pinguin in a pine tree!!" Harley belowed not able to resist her inside joke for Aswald.
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Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 9:49 am
And with Harley's song at an end, Ivy had set up all of her Christmas Tree's and cued them to attack. Within all the commotion and the people screaming in panic, Ivy snuck up behind the billionaire playboy himself, Bruce Wayne, and kissed him with some of her hypnotic lipstick, able to control any man with her special pheromones. "Oh Brucie, Gotham's two most dangerous femme fatales are here to invite you to our Christmas party on the town. I hope you brought your wallet," Ivy said with a grinned as she beckoned for Harley and under her control, Bruce followed the two into a limo. "So Harl, where do you want to go first?"
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Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 10:45 am
Harley had been so delighted watching the panic and pandemonium of the good people against Ivy's trees, and then the thrill of getting to look through Gothams most wealthiest's wallet, it was just to much.
"Oh I want to go anywhere and everywhere!" she cried feeling enraptured.
"but no matter what, I wan't to go and buy pianos!!" she smiled with a satifyed sigh.
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 8:56 am
In a horrible impersonation of a snotty, rich, upper-class citizen, Ivy remarked, "Oh Harley, I've always wanted to shop until I dropped at Bergduff's and Stacy's!" The deadly vixen began to laugh as she instructed the driver where to go. "Oh and Brucie, thanks for making this the best Christmas ever!"
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 12:53 pm
"Well Red, so long as we can go to the candy store too...hey do ya think bruce here is rich enough to buy me an ice skate'n rink?"
Harley smiled her eyes full of wonderous dreams.
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