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now i know all you twits are saying to yourselves
'there is a quiz?' and the answer is yes! there is a quiz now...
i have taken your ways to know you are obsessed with monty pyhon 'entires' so to speak and made them a quiz

here is how it goes:
go through the quiz and answer each question as yes or no
you may do the quiz in two ways:
1. you may answer all the questions in one post
2. answer each question in individual posts.
you gaians that are desperate for gold this is one way to get it!

1. you have done silly walks in public places
2.you have randomly begun long recitations of monty python
3.you have watched something that is even remotely related to monty pyhton including documentaries on pythons
4.I have sung "Oliver Cromwell" infront of a university class, to explain the events of the English civil war.
5.you have checked to see if johann gambleputty...of Ulm was a real composer
6. If you've ever tried to jump the English Channel... or eat a whole Abbey.
7. when you name your kids after each of the pythons
8. when you make your best friend clap two coconuts together while you pretain to ride a horse
9. when you push a cart in the streets asking for the dead
10. When you confuse a cat.
11. when you dress up like a scotsman on a horse and try to stop weddings by takeing the groom
12: when you create a real mouse orgain
13. When you blackmail people on national television.
14. When you successfully save a quarter annual earnings by using the monthly budget, rather than the yearl;y, to purchase the machine that goes PING!
15. when you, your friends, your famlly burst into a full musical about sperm
16. when you get a white rabbit and try to teach it to eat human flesh
17. when you call your friends kniggits (i hope thats how it's spelled)
18. When you chose to die at the hands of topless roller-derby gilrs. (...okay, that's good anytime)
19. When you follow the path of the Prophet... and his holy shoe.
20. when you nail yourself to a cross and sing *sings* always look on the bright side of life
21. When you attempt to save the guy on the cross by joining a crack suicide squad.
22. when you can say
Johann Gambolputty... de von
Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-
dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-
ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-
spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-
nurnburger-bratwustle-gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-
gumberaber-shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm

5 times in a role without messing up
23. If you wander your neighbourhood, askign for livers.
24.when you research to see if they use holy hand grenades in the army
25. When you lecture about 19th entury eco-social standards... in a teddy and stockings.
26.when you ask to have plastic surgery on your plastic nose
27. When at a consessions stand you ask for an Albatross.
28.when you want to buy fish just to slap people with it
29. When in social history class you have soooooo many references to The Holy Grail
30. When you climb a sidewalk.
31. When a friend ask if his bird is dead you just say it's sleeping
32. when you contemplated creating a chain of barber shops on mount everest
33. When you learn French JUST so you can demonstrate a way to make a sheep fly.
34. When one of your chief weapons is a nice red uniform
35. When you give the rack.... a turn
36. When you go camel spotting
37. when you impersonate napoleon impersonating the R-101 disaster
38. When you get squatters not paying you rent for use of insides
39. you always had a strong suspicion of those nasty keep left sighns
40. you know HOW NOT TO BE SEEN
41. When you know the difference between naughty bits and slighty to the left of the naughty bits
42 When you have a tape recorder up your nose
43. when you want to coordinate explosions to classical music
44. When you start fish-slapping in public.
45. When you're not afraid to sing every sperm is sacred in public
46. when you have a tape recorder up your brothers nose
47. when you steal things from the poor and give to the rich
48. when you go and get a fish license for your pet halbuit name Eric
49. when you have to remind people you're not yet dead
50. When you start singing "Eric the half a bee song" in public and everyone stares at you like you're insane.
51. When you have "The Money Programme" memorized word for word and start reciting it at random times of the day.
52. when you have an innate fear of all grannies no matter how innocently they knit
53. when you own the computer game, Monty Python's Complete Waste of Time (Guilty)
54. When you have BEATEN Monty Python's Complete Waste of Time
55. When you own a copy of the Monty Python Quest for the Holy Grail computer game (guilty)
56. When you recognize at least 25% of the scetches that the refrences on the "registration" for the Monty Python Quest for the Holy Grail computer game
57. When you almost beat the Monty Python Quest for the Holy Grail computer game and then lost all your data and had to restart and now you can't get that far because you don't remember how you got the "Holy Underwear" (AKA the Bodice of a Virgin) (guilty)
58. You have actually beaten the Monty Python Quest for the Holy Grail computer game
59. You own a copy of PYTHONS autobiography of tthe PYTHONS (guilty)
60. You own the Monty Python's Flying Circus Board Game. (guilty)
61. You are good at the above mentioned game. (guilty)
62. You have played the above mentioned game more than twice. (guilty)
63. You took the above mentioned game to a church game night, and got away with it. (Guilty)
64. You know what the Knights who say Ni became when Arthur came back with the shrubery they sent him to get. (guilty)
65. When playing Clue you have, on multiple occassions, suggested "The Knights who say Ni, In the Forest, With a Herring." (guilty)
66. Someone actually took you seriously when you suggested it, I am not joking. (guilty)
67. you have fifteen or more of theese jokes in one post. (Guilty)
68. You own a copy of Time Bandits.
69. You know that John Cleese played Nearly Headless Nick in The Harry Potter Movies.
70. You can picture Nearly Headless Nick going "HELLLOOO POLLY!!!" *wham wham wham* "WAKEE WAKEE!!!" *wham wham wham* "THIS IS YOUR FIVE-O-CLOCK WAKE UP!!!"
71. You know that John Cleese played Caterwaul in the movie American Tale II: Fiveil Goes West.
72.You can picture Caterwaul going "HELLLOOO POLLY!!!" *wham wham wham* "WAKEE WAKEE!!!" *wham wham wham* "THIS IS YOUR FIVE-O-CLOCK WAKE UP!!!"
73. That's the only reason you can tollerate that movie.
74. You have more than twenty of these jokes on one post.
75.you have seen silverado and knew it was John cleese who was sheriff
76. you thought he was the funniest part of the whole movie
77. to this day the lines
'today my jurisdiction ends here....pick up my hat'
and
'whats all this then?'
make you laugh histerically
78. You know that Grahm Chapman gave up drinking for Monty Python and the Holy Grail and was shaking so much, he couldn't cross the bridge of death and they used a stunt double, that's why they panned so far out when Arthur Crossed.
79. When you are found to be not gill-cup
80. When everyone you know knows your obbsessed with the Pythons.
81. When you search out every monty python sketch on youtube
82. When you get depressed when you can't watch Monty Python's Flying Circus on a weekly basis.
83. when you feel sorry for those guilty of 79
84. When you know that Monty Python's Flying Circus was not going to be the original name.
85.When you know that originally it was going to be It's...
86. When you know that Monty Python's Flying Circus was formed when John Cleese and Grahm Chapman called up the cast of the show Do Not Adjust Your Set and asked them if they wanted to do a show with them.
87. You truly believe that the Spirit of the Beatles was passed on to the Pythons.
88. When you know that Graham was also a doctor.
89. When you know that the "chain mail" that they wore for Monty Python and The Holy Grail was really wool.
90. When you know that some of them changed hotels during the making of The Holy Grail so they could actually have hot water for showers.
91. When you get better from being turned into a newt
92. When you Bully Crippled Pigeons.
93. If you have ever injected yourself with Unsalted Margerine.
94. When you know that Grahm Chapman was Gay.
95. When you morn the Death of Eric Idle on April 1, 3039
96. When you know the parrot sketch was opriginaly based on a car
97. You have the name Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter
-crasscrenbon-friedigger-dangle-dongle-burstein-von Knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander
-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-
kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-
nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mit-zweimache-aucher-
hundsfut-gumberaber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm memorised.
98. You get your name changed to the aforementioned (and become a composer)
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100. when you are guilty of all of the above


CONGRADULATIONS! YOU FINISHED IT!

1. Y
2. Y
3. Y
4. N
5. Y
6. N
7. Y
8. Y
9. Y
10. Y
11. N
12: N
13. N.
14. N
15. Y
16. Y
17. Y
18. Y
19. N
20. Y
21. Y
22. Y
23. N
24. Y
25. N
26. Y
27. Y
28. Y
29. Y
30. Y
31. Y
32. N
33. Y
34. Y
35. Y
36. Y
37. Y
38. Y
39. Y, but I now rule over them
40. N, *BANG*
41. Y and the right
42 N
43. Y
44. Y
45. Y
46. N, but if I had one Y
47. N
48. Y
49. Y
50. N
51. Y, and it doesn't help when you do have money
52. Y
53. N
54. N
55. N
56. N
57. N
58. N
59. N
60. N
61. N
62. N
63. N
64. Y
65. Y
66. Y
67. Y
68. N
69. Y
70. Y
71. Y
72. Y
73. Y
74. Y
75. N
76. N
77. N
78. Y
79. Y, But I am a smuggler!
80. Y
81. Y
82. Y
83. Y
84. Y
85. Y
86. Y
87. Y
88. N
89. N
90. N
91. Y
92. N
93. N
94. N
95. N
96. Y
97. Y
98. N
99. Y
100. N

most o them r y

1. you have done silly walks in public places

Many occasions.

3.you have watched something that is even remotely related to monty pyhton including documentaries on pythons
Yes

5.you have checked to see if johann gambleputty...of Ulm was a real composer

Yup

7. when you name your kids after each of the pythons
Do snakes count?

9. when you push a cart in the streets asking for the dead
Nope