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| Dwarvish Beer |
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| Scumble on the rocks |
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| Milk & cookies |
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| Just pass the peanut bowl |
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 Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 2:06 pm
*You enter a dim lit room filled with cheap furniture. The air smells of old beer, sawdust and… bananas?
The bartender wiping a glass with a dirty old towel looks at you expectantly.*
Hello friend, welcome to the most well-known and disreputable tavern in Ankh-Morpork. This is the place to hangout and chat about all the things discworldian (or not, suit yourself).
To make sure we all enjoy our time here (and I don't have to clean up the corpses) please follow these simple rules:
- No cybering, (the bartender will point you to the Seamstresses' Guild’s location)
- No flaming, (dragons should stay outside)
- Please keep cursing to a minimum (a free voodoo doll with every 5th mug)
- We do not take responsibility for any objects, money or limbs lost while your stay here
- Once you buy and consume a beverage you can't return it (at least not to us, the toilets are at the back)
That's all for now. Find yourself a table get something to drink. And have fun. biggrin
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 4:41 pm
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 9:07 pm
Angua and Susan are busy over at Biers. Sorry.
I'll have a Screaming Orgasm. (Heh, heh.)
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 11:26 pm
Looks like the Librarian got the last bowl. Why don't you smile nicely and ask him to share? I'll help you pick up your teeth when I have the time. mrgreen
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 11:38 pm
[Library Magi] I'll have a Screaming Orgasm. (Heh, heh.) Are there rats in it? I don't think we have something without rats on tap. sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 12:31 am
No, I believie its simply very sticky.
Umm, do you serve Big, Pink, and Wobbly - ies?
((I'm guessing you've read Thud!))
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Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 1:36 am
Don't know, it's possible. Once you pour the drinks into those dirty mugs they all taste the same. But hey, it all lands in the back alley after a few hours anyway. mrgreen
Anyone played the Discworld game? I just found a video from it and put it in my multimedia if someone is interested.
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Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 3:52 am
I'll have a beer trust me after a hard days watchmanship theres nothing quite like relaxing and watching other people get hurt for once!
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 3:17 pm
Silmone Don't know, it's possible. Once you pour the drinks into those dirty mugs they all taste the same. But hey, it all lands in the back alley after a few hours anyway. mrgreen Anyone played the Discworld game? I just found a video from it and put it in my multimedia if someone is interested. funny. these mugs taste like something by themselves. Try licking the botoms. Anyway, the librairain broke the invader machine. anyone gonna fix it?
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 9:46 am
NicelyNicely funny. these mugs taste like something by themselves. Try licking the botoms. Anyway, the librairain broke the invader machine. anyone gonna fix it? Not this month. The "Voluntary Donations From People We Find Lying On The Ground" fund jar is empty. We really should invest in something modern like a karaoke machine. They are quite popular among the dwarves and the weekly income increases by 15 % thanks to the tomato stand at the entrance… I think we could earn additional 5% if we scratch them off the walls and resale'em to Mr. Dibbler as Ketchup.
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 11:35 am
Silmone NicelyNicely funny. these mugs taste like something by themselves. Try licking the botoms. Anyway, the librairain broke the invader machine. anyone gonna fix it? Not this month. The "Voluntary Donations From People We Find Lying On The Ground" fund jar is empty. We really should invest in something modern like a karaoke machine. They are quite popular among the dwarves and the weekly income increases by 15 % thanks to the tomato stand at the entrance… I think we could earn additional 5% if we scratch them off the walls and resale'em to Mr. Dibbler as Ketchup. thats a good idea. but we might need to first invest in some helmets. oh dear... DUCK! a few incoming (badly aimed) stools.
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:26 pm
NicelyNicely thats a good idea. but we might need to first invest in some helmets. oh dear... DUCK! a few incoming (badly aimed) stools. See?! See?! No manners at all. scream *Grabs what's left of the stool and throws it back.* As for the helmets I don't think one more hit in the head would make a big difference for most of the clientele here. They'd just throw them at other people. talk2hand
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:42 pm
yes, but then we could use those as wall scrapers and sell those to dibbler as ketchup bottles/bowls. maybe.
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:40 am
Which Ankh-Morpork guild should you join? A fun quiz I found and wanted to share, post your results. I'll just go and fetch myself a couple of daggers and a big mirror. 4laugh My results  If you want danger, intrigue and personal challenges, join the Assassins' Guild! You need to be cunning, athletic, open-minded, creative and above all well-spoken. We take only Ankh-Morpork's finest citizens! Remember our motto: Non Mortifi Sine Lucre. If you've got the skills, we've got just the job for you. No two assignments the same; high level of respect afforded to all of our employees! See Lord Downey (Head of Guild) today!
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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 5:41 pm
Shall we have a Hogswatch party? And by that I mean get roaring drunk and sing songs about the Rosy Red c**k* meeting the Dawn of the Day. In roleplay. Fun eh?
*Sometimes a chicken is just a bird
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