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I have decided that this post is where my various characters will live until they find a story. I will use this thing as a template for who and what my character is:



Hehe, not only will I have a person, I will have names for other characters in the stories, and will be able to work from there. For places, I will use this template:



If I think of more stuff, it probably won't end up here, but I'll WANT it to! Hehe.

Okay! i am doing this for the Big-Arse World Project. My topic is the government, so, here goes!

The planet is divided by hemispheres: North-Eastern, North-Western, South-Eastern, and South-Western, as measured from the Equator and the Prime Meridian. In each quarter of the planet, there are four countries, which gives this planet 16 countries, in total. In each country, there are four provinces[]starting to see a pattern?[]. And each province is divided into four sector, which are each divided into four cities, which are divided into four sections. Each of of the four sections votes for a Section Head. The four Section Heads get together to vote for the City Head. The four City Heads vote for the Province Head. The four Province Heads vote for the Country Head. The four Country Heads vote for the Planet Head. The four Planet Heads work together with all the other Heads to determine what's wrong, what's right, and what needs more observation, depending on how much influence something will have, each Council of Heads votes for what needs to be done. The people of this planet realize that everything they do will influence every other part of the planet, and they plan things accordingly. the people govern themselves, because they are aware of how their behoviors will affect the entire planet. eh...that's all i got, for now.

no suburbs. the people all have a section, city, provinces, Et cetera, et cetera. boundaries are well-done, so noone's ever confused, and they vote wherever they live

Feel free to send me the NC-17 fic by email! IS it rated for *cough* stuff *cough* or violence?

Disclaimer: I do not own the characters contained within this story. This story is mine, all mine, and you cannot have it, or steal it, and if you plagarize it, I will FONG you!!

Warnings: There is shonen-ai and shojo-ai in this story. If don't know what those are, then you're kinda screwed. Also, this is a vidfic, this is a parodyfic, this is bizarre, so get over it!

A/N: If you don't know the characters or Mother Goose stories referenced here, then you're really screwed over. Oops!



The Little Pink Relena[Relena, in a pink version of Little Red Riding Hood's outfit, is skipping through the woods, carrying a basket.] is going for a visit to the Old Une in the Shoe[Une, with her gray hair in buns, is inside of a black army boot, her head and shoulders the only visible parts of her body.], but she doesn't know that the Big Bad Dorothy[Relena is skipping through the forest. The camera pans left to Dorothy, who is wearing a pair of furry gray ears with a matching bandau, skirt, and clawed gloves. She swipes playfully at the camera, "Rawr."] is coming after her.

Meanwhile the Three Solemn Ones[Heero, Wufei, and Trowa, in that order, are standing in front of a rural cottage, shirtless and wearing coveralls. : biggrin rool:: Yummy.] are spring cleaning. [Heero is in the foreground, on hands and knees, scrubbing a fireplace. Wufei is in the background, standing on a cozy-looking chair, cleaning the window next to it. Trowa is in the middle of the room, cleaning cobwebs off of a chandelier with a broom.

Duo Duo Deathscythe Eater[Duo is sitting on a model of the Earth, wearing a flowing Scream-style robe against a starry backdrop, holding a miniature model of Deathscythe up, as though prepared to eat it. He gives the camrea an anguished look, and a white screen with black letters appears, reading, "I dun wanna eat Deathscythe!!"]

"Alright, fine! Gimme a minute!" Author stalks off, grumbling something about writing her own fic.

Duo Duo Leo Eater[Duo, in same setting, happily grabbing and munching the multitude of fleeing Leos at his feet.] and Prince Quatre[Quatre, dressed up as Prince Charming, with a rose-covered castle as a backdrop, is admiring himself. He exist to stage left.] are trying to drag Little Miss Sally away from her pally. [Sally, decked out as Little Miss Muppet, is dissecting an overlarge spider underneath a tree on a hill, in a grassy field. The camera pans left, and Duo and Quatre, in their aforementioned costumes, sneak up behind her, then each grabs one of her arms, and they drag her, kicking and screaming, in the direction they came from, away from the spider. There is no audio for this entire thing.]

What happened to the Little Pink Relena? [Relena and Dorothy are lying in the middle of the forest, Relena's cloak just barely preserving their modesty as their obviously bare legs entwine. Relena is playing with Dorothy's ears.]

Oh, and the Old Une in the Shoe? [Une, with her loose, now-brown hair, is sitting on a log in front of the shoe, making out with Hilde. The camera view expands to the left, where Treize and Milliardo, in their normal outfits are making out.]

Where the hell did THOSE two come from?!

whee "I love them, and couldn't bear to leave them out!!" squeals the author.

Well, let's go back to the Three Solemn Ones. [The Gundam Guys and Sally are having a party. "Just Communication" blasts. Heero is drunkenly playing with Duo's hair, Quatre is sitting in Trowa's lap, in the cozy chair, while Trowa speculatively eyes the sword, and Wufei and Sally are almost in the very clean fireplace, snogging. Everyone is in varying stages of undress, except for Quatre, who is buck-naked.]

eek WHUMP!!!!

The author grins, "I guess the narrator could handle it, so this is me saying this is the end of Faerie Tail."

This is the end of Faerie Tail.

*whine* it's a vidfic!! i said that at the top! the point of it is to describe the imagery like a video thing!! gonk gonk gonk

biggrin well, now you have!