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 Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:59 pm
ok post your quotes here,
heres my fav:
"all i need now is a stik a banana and a nuclear monkey"
~Stephen Colbert~
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Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 7:54 am
"What you need to steal a bike is some scissors, a hammer, and liquid nitrogen. You put the liquid nitrogen over the lock. Then you chip the lock off with the hammer. And if anyone catches you, stab them with the scissors."- Stephen Colbert
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Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 9:39 am
"And by now, you will have definantly lost your erection."
~ Stephen. <333
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Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 10:39 am
"I can't prove it, but I can say it," - S
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Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 8:08 am
"Riding up to the internet, that's not a generation gap THAT'S A CANYON!!!!!" -said by my hero Jon Stewart heart
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 7:26 pm
" Tomorrow you're all gonna wake up in a brave new world, a world where the constitution is trampled by an army of terrorist clones created in a stem cell research lab run by homosexual doctors who sterilize their instruments on burning american flags"
" Why not are you afraid to be scared...." "well see you in a sec stephen" "BOO"
" stephen we can...we can see you're hiding under my desk" "OH AM I?" "yes.."
all great colbert moments
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 5:12 am
"Mm. My kidneys are failing."
- Jon <3
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:46 am
"He's on his ranch, waging a life or death struggle against........stumps, DAMN YOU STUMPS!!!!!!" -Jon Stewart
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 3:55 pm
"Apparently the cause of death was...consonant overload.....I completely ******** that joke up."- Jon ^_^
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Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 8:35 pm
Tonight's show was talking about the book that was written about pulling out of Iraq and resolving the conflict. I can't remember what it's called, but Samantha was making fun of it and said, "Suggestion 79 says to find a Jedi!" (Or something to that effect.)
It made me chuckle.
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:14 am
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 4:24 pm
"The truth is contagious and I haven't washed my hands in days!" -SC
"The Lauhr CERTIFIED civil war." -JS
"Sorry Cookie Monster, C is for Colbert!" -SC
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 9:11 pm
" the people have spoken, and aparently they're tired of freedom, dont get me wrong i'm not angry i'm just disappointed, i thought this country would last more than 230 years, that's it folks, america's over, at this point we might as well just give it back to the goddam indians, let's see how they deal with forein enemies bent on their destruction...he's your cake terrorists...there ya go, enjoy, mmm...tastes like surrender...jimmy might as well get those subtitles going, yeah there ya go...get used to these, at this point we might as well put a burka over meg while we're at it, you know what really gets me, is that the democrats didnt win this thing the republicans lost it, they ran away from the president....Hey the ship's in trouble quick let's drown the captain!....we were this close to jesus coming back, and you republicans who turned your back on the president are gonna wander in the desert for the next 2 years...literally, someone is gonna have to replace those troops in iraq, and dont think you're off the hook voters you're the ones who made this bed, now you're the ones who are gonna have to move over so a gay couple can sleep in it"
"A world where tax and spren democrats take all your hard earned money and use it to buy electric cars for national public radio and teach evolution to illegal immigrants...OH and everybody's high!! WOOO"
~Stephen Colbert
haha and yes i did watch the video while quoting that Midterm Midtacular ftw!
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:09 pm
Those are both great quotes. xd
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:20 pm
OH I GOT ANOTHER ONE!!!!!!!!!!
god stephen has way too many good ones
stephen explaining the wii threat down
"well guess what nerds, i gots me one!"
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