Welcome to Gaia! ::

Morning along the structures of the New Barton Highway, a galaxy cruiser marked with various S.P.D. logos on it is seen driving 60 miles per hour. A young looking man, Rion, wearing a peculiar orange police uniform is driving the cruiser.

Suddenly the dispatcher on his dashboard began to ring.

Deka Ninja, Orion Zero: *picks his dispattcher thing* “Yo, this is Detective Orion, what is now Dog Face? What? All right Dog Face, I'm on it!” *hangs up dispatcher thing and turns on the sirens and the radio. The Pink Panther Theme plays* “AH! Not this crap!” *changes the Station and the theme song to Tokusou Sentai Deka Ranger plays.* “Ah. now this is music!”

"One! Emergency
Two! Dekranger!
Three! Action!
Four! Perfect!
Five! Get on~!"

Later

Rion: “BDPY Mansion... this must be it.” *gets out of the car, hears screaming and sighs.* “Only one thing to do!” *pulls out his S.P. License* “Emergency, DekaRanger! S.W.A.T. Mode!” *in a flash of light Rion Zero morphs into the Detective of Justice, S.P.D. Orange* “Hiya!” *does a flip into the air breaking into the Mansion via window and draws out his guns out.* “Freeze!”

Several screams were heard all around the Detective, cautiously he turned his head around; the mansion was a bit dark, despite the windows he observed. He pressed a button on the side of his helmet to turn on infrared sensors; there were eight other heat signatures around him. And one of them was on the move! Quickly this person moved from person to person. Detective Orion was about to call this person out, but in a blur the officer was conked out from behind into unconsciousness.

Moments later, the officer slowly opened his eyes in a daze, starring at an elegant looking glass chandelier with candles. It was if he had stepped into a fairy tale.

Rion: “Nonsense!” *He slowly tried to get up. A girl wearing a peculiar Sailor fuku quickly came to his aid.*

Sailor Gaia, Chiba Harmony: “Don’t get up so fast mister!” *she cried as she helped him off his back,* “you’ve had a nasty fall…”

Rion: … “Thank you miss,” *He grabbed his head, which was starting to throb in pain. He snapped awake and made grabbing motions around his head. His helmet wasn’t on, he looked at the girl* “Where’s my helmet?”

Chaos Mage, Noir Clef: “Hmph, we had to check your pulse one way or another you know, le kumi.”

The Detective turned his to face a guy with a feminine physique wearing some kind of mystic armor while wielding a staff. The detective just stared, the mage took offense.

Noir: “Who are you staring at fool, le kumi? Now get up and do your job, le kumi!” *The mage took his staff and swung it. In an instant, the detective was magically straightened up against his will to stand up* “You’re the Detective the great Doggie Kruger sent aren’t you, le kumi? Chop-Chop, le kumi!”

Rion gritted his teeth and got in Noir’s face.

Rion: “Stop telling me what to do!”

Noir: “Be gone knave, le kumi!”

With a magical blast, Rion was sent flying backwards and landing on top of an antique dining table. Rion struggled to get up and Noir advanced to finish the Detective off. But another mage grabbed hold of Noir.

Magi Knight, Drew Taylor: “Hold on my friend.” *he spoke with an Arabic accent* “If you kill him, then you’ll probably never see your Spooky again.”

Noir: *The mage suddenly got all teary and emotional* “No! Not that!” *He turned to the detective* “I’m sorry; I’m just a bit anxious, le kumi.”

Rion: “I’m all right…” *he replied sarcastically* “Now will you all tell me where my helmet is? And what the bloody hell is going on?”

Noir: *flicking his hair and gestured at a fox-like creature standing on two legs, wearing some kind of Mickey Mouse get up* “Our friend, Banji, here took your helmet to where we keep our hats at, le kumi.”

Magic Knight, Hana Kimori: “Would you like us to start from the very beginning?”

Rion: “Hmmm, okay then….” *turning towards Hana* “Yes, that would be helpful.” *The Detective looked around the room and saw a round looking table, like the kind you find at Chinese restaurants, with a dining set, a turn table with some food trays sitting on top* “It looks like it is time for tea,” *with a gesture* “Please, all of you, have a seat.”

He said with a gesture towards the table. Although some were kind of reluctant, Noir in particular, they all followed the detective’s gesture and they each took a seat. The Detective now had a better look at each of the people before. Most of them looked like magicians of some kind, and of course there’s that Banji character and one guy looked more like a Ninja.

Rion: “Now, if you will please, introduce yourselves one at a time, also state your profession,” *he turned to his left to Harmony,* “You may start off.”

Harmony: “I am Chiba Harmony, Sailor Senshi of the Planet Gaia, Sailor Gaia.”

Drew: “I am Drew Taylor, Magician Knight of Magitopia.”

Sand Ninja, Sabaku Suna: “I am Sabaku Suna, Sand Ninja of the Hidden Village of the Wind. You may not know, but where I come from, Ninjutsu is a form of a Magic.”

Hana: “I am Kimori Hana, I’m a Magician Knight as well, but I’m from Cephiro.” *looking to her left is Banji,* Um Banji can’t speak, but he knows sign language, can I translate for him?

Rion: You may.

Banji: 「アイ アム ばんじ、アス ユ－ カン シ－、アイム ノ フマン。バット アイ デュ ハブ ア ロット オヴ マジカル トレイツ、アイ サーブ マイ ミストレース、木森さま。」

Hana: “I am Banji, as you can see, I’m no human. But I do have a lot of magical traits, I serve my mistress, Kimori-sama.”

Earth Shaman, Golon Platablade: “I am Golon Platablade, the Shaman Bender of the Earth.”

Noir: “Hmph, I am Noir Clef, this mansion is my home thank you very much, le kumi. I am the Magician who controls absolute Chaos, so don’t mess with me, le kumi.”

And lastly

Artisan Mage, Kaino Nami: “I am Kaino Nami, Artisan Magician from the Land of Deviantopia.”

Rion: Thank you all, and so I don’t seem rude, I am Orion Zero, as you know already I’m a Deka Ranger on Planet Gaia’s S.P.D. Division, the galaxies’ last defense against evil-doers like Agent Abrella. *The detective stood up and started to remove all but one dish on the turn table.* “Now that I know each and everyone of you by name, can you please tell me everything of this gathering and why I’m here?”

As soon as the detective said that, they all started to talk at once while Banji rapidly did his weird form of sign language, but it was just too noisy to the point the detective lost his temper and pulled a huge machine gun out of Zero-Space and fired several rounds of bullets into the air to get their attention.

Rion: “ONE AT A TIME PLEASE!”

Noir: *slamming the table* YOU BETTER NOT PUT A HOLE IN MY ROOF, LA GUMI!”

Rion: “Hmph!” *puts his D-Revolver away* “We’ll do this one at a time. With this turn table, I’ll give it a spin; whoever it lands on must tell me their side of the story while the rest of you remain silent.”

Rion took the turn table and spun it hard as if it were the wheel on Wheel of Fortune. The Table spun at great momentum as Rion closed his eyes and focused hard. Noir became a little antsy, hoping that one dish doesn’t fall off and breaks. He gripped his staff at ready and muttered to himself.

Noir: “If only I had Spooky…”

Rion’s ears perked and heard what Noir said but made nothing of it as he zeroed in. He could hear the inner thoughts of the eight mages before him. The table then slowed to a stop, Rion opened his eyes looked at where the dish stopped at. It was in front of….

Rion: “Noir Ciel Taureau Clef de Chaos, Le Magicien de Sept Étoiles des le Treiziéme Génération de If, you’re first.”

Noir: *confused and shocked* “Le Kumi? How’d you know of that name, le kumi?” *clears his voice and stands* “Well, today is the marking of the 100th annual Magical Jamboree, a small convention that a small select of magicians across time and space gather, le kumi. My family has founded this convention and ran it for 100 years, le kumi. Today, the event is hosted by Kimori-channi here, le kumi.”

Noir looked at the detective and was appalled, seeing the detective reading a manga.

Rion: “There was once a city without any people in it, ♥.”

Noir: “ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO MEH, LA GUMI!!!” *he shouted whacking the detective silly with his staff.*

Rion: *rubbing his head* “I’m listening, skip the introduction and to the part your con was happening.”

Noir: “FINE, LA GUMI! Anyways…”

Flashback

“The Convention was going according to plan as I was performing each of my marvelous magic spells, le kumi. As you know, Chaos is the matrix of all elements in the Mamoru l’universe, I did a set of seven, welcoming guests to my lovely estate, le kumi. ‘The Power of the Sun, representing the element of light, heed my cry… domenica, dimanche, domingo, Linggo, Chu Nhat, Nichi Youbi, xīng qī rì, Sonntag, Sunday!!! Lu Kupi♥~!’
I welcomed Kimori-channi, since she was this year’s host, she had to arrive first to set up, le kumi. With her came Banji, an apprentice she picked up, so I performed another welcome spell, ‘The Power of the Moon, representing the element of darkness, heed my cry… lunedì, lundi, lunes, Lunes, Thu Hai, Getsu Youbi, xīng qī yī, Montag, Monday!!! Lu Kupi♥~!’”

End Flashback

Noir: “That was then the lights went out making my mansion completely dark even though the sun was shining horridly outside… and when they came on…” *Noir gestured towards Hana*

Hana: *she turned to the detective,* “My turn?”

Rion: I guess.

Hana: *nods and clears her voice,* “As Noir said, as she… I mean he performed that welcome spell, the lights went off. When they came back on, my beloved flower staff was missing along with Banji’s locket.”

Rion blinked as he heard that.

Rion: “And then?”

Hana: “Well… since Noir is heliophobic, although he does spells of the sun, I had to look outside of the mansion, but I couldn’t find my Flower Staff, without it I can not do much magic. Despite all that, I didn’t want to disappoint the 100th celebration so I had Noir help me decorate the place. Almost an hour later, that was when Drew Taylor came in.”

Rion: “Looks like it is your turn, Monsieur Helios Sun Angeles son of Sungel, Ozu Hikaru and Reimon Marika.”

Drew: *confused* “……” *clears his voice,* “I was one of the first guests to arrive at the Magic Jamboree….”

Flashback

“Noir performed a welcoming spell, ‘The Power of the Volcano, representing the element of fire, heed my cry… martedì, mardi, martes, Martés, Thu Ba, Ka Youbi, xīng qī èr, Dienstag, Tuesday!!! Lu Kupi♥~!’ Banji mimicked Noir’s every move and used some kind of sign language that I’ve never seen before. And that was when another black out occurred. It seemed like nothing happened, but when the lights came on, my lamp that held my genie, Smoky Jr., in it disappeared.”

End Flashback

Drew: “Just like what Miss Hana did; I went back outside to check if I had dropped it by mistake. But there was no trace that I had dropped it. … That cat of a genie is going to kill me when he has a chance… yepp…”

Rion: “Hmmm, you have connections to the Magiranger don’t you?”

Drew: “…… That’s a random question, yes I do. My father was MagiShine and my mother was… well… a Dekaranger like yourself!”

Rion: “I’ve met her; she’s a nice lady who still knows how to kick butt…”

Noir: “YOU TWO CAN GET ACQUAINTED LATER, LA GUMI! BACK TO THE INVESTIGATION, LA GUMI!”

Rion: “Ahem… is that all to your story?”

Drew: “Well, I didn’t want to be all frantic so I decided that I might’ve left my lamp at home, even though I never leave without it otherwise I can’t do much magic. So I shrugged it off and went to help Miss Hana with the decorations… that was when Sabaku-kun arrived.”

Rion: *looks at Suna* “Your turn, Ninja of the Sandy Wind, Nephew to the Kazekage, Gaara of the Sand?”

Suna: *growls* “You stop that right now!” *clears throat* “It’s real creepy!”

Noir: “Creepy indeed, how does he know of all this, le kumi?”

Rion: “As a wise time witch said, ‘who would ever give their name and birthday to a complete stranger!?’ and there’s ‘With the knowledge of a person’s name, one can lay hold of a piece of the person’s soul. With the knowledge of a birthdate, one is able to lay hold of the plot of the life path from birth to now and from now onward.’”

All of the victims were in shock. Noir’s mouth hanging out.

Noir: “You know about the Time Witch, la crepe!? Yuuko-sama, la crepe!?”

Rion: “Yeah!” *pulls a manga out of Zero-Space.* “These CLAMP people know how to make a good book.”

All but Rion does an anime-like fall out of their seats.

Nami: “You do realize that Yuuko does exist, right?”

Rion: “Oh really?”

Suna and Noir: “GET ON WITH THE INVESTIGATION!!!”

Rion: “Then continue what you were saying Suna…”

Suna: *clears throat once more.* “Where were we? As yes I arrived at this Mansion sometime after Drew did.”

Flashback

“‘The Power of the Ocean, representing the element of water, heed my cry… mercoledì, mercredi, miércoles, Miyérkolés, Thu Tu, Sui Youbi, xīng qī sān, Mittwoch, Wednesday!!! Lu Kupi♥~!’ Noir-dono chanted out loud as he and Banji welcomed me… Noir-dono looked at me and asked ‘Eh? You’re new… and your clothes look funny, le kumi.’

“I replied, ‘I was sent here by…’”

End Flashback

Rion: “Master Aoyama Mokoto?”

Suna: “QUIT IT!!!” *digs into his sleeves and throws out several shuriken at Rion.*

Rion ducks down under the table and passed threw underneathe, passing the legs of the mages and emerges on Banji’s side of the table and aims his D-Revolver at the back of Suna’s head.

Rion: “You have the right to remain silent!”

While Rion did that, Noir loomed over from behind aiming his staff at Rion’s neck.

Noir: “NO! You have the right to remain silent, le Jack!”

Harmony: “Please stop fighting!”

Rion: “Go ahead, Noir Ciel Taureau Clef de Chaos, Le Magicien de Sept Étoiles des le Treiziéme Génération de If.” *Noir pressed on* “And then you’ll never see Spooky.”

Noir: “Ugh!” *swiftly sulks into a corner* “Anything but that, le kumi~!” *makes a face* “Someone make him stop doing that, le kumi~!” *wibbles* “He's picking on me, le kumi~!”

Hana: *nervous* “Can you two please, sit down and get on with it? All these people are waiting!”

Noir: “Le gasp~! Who put that camera there, le cookie!?” *puts make-up on*

Rion: “On with the investigation…”

Noir: “Forget it! I’m on TV, hear me rawr!” *meows*

Everybody: “…………………………………..”

Noir: “Nevermind!” *uses Staff to seal the fourth wall*

Rion: “… right… Suna?”

Suna: “As I was saying before I was interrupted.”

Flashback

“I replied, ‘I was sent here by my Master, Aoyama Motoko.’ Noir-dono got all excited.

‘EHHHHH!?’ Noir cried all excitedly, ‘Oh, okay, le kumi. Is she still writing those crappy romance novels about her and that weakling of a man Keitaro and the death of that no fair wife of his, le kumi?’

I just stared and nodded in embarrassment. I was about to enter the mansion and that’s when another black out occurred and I heard a snip of scissors. When then the lights came on, the sand gourd that was on my back was gone… It’s my main tool I use to manipulate my Chakra…”

End Flashback

Suna: “And that was it… Not one grain of sand was on the floor.” *He then dug into his pockets,* “But this, threads of the rope that tied the gourd onto my back was all there remained. It was then becoming clear that someone has been stealing things.”

Rion: “That is a serious crime…”

Suna: *growling* “You think!?”

Rion: “Who came after you did?”

Harmony: *raising her hand* “It was me.”

Rion: *he looked at Harmony and then Golon and Nami* “Let me guess, Noir and Banji greeted you all, did a spell and a black out occurred and the item you use for your magic has been stolen?”

The three nod slowly.

Rion: “Anything else happen?”

Noir: “The spells were ‘The Power of the Forest, representing the element of wood, heed my cry… giovedì, jeudi, jueves, Huwebes, Thu Nam, Moku Youbi, xīng qī sì, Donnerstag, Thursday!!!’

‘The Power of the Factory, representing the element of metal, heed my cry… venerdì, vendredi, viernes, Biyernes, Thu Sau, Kin Youbi, xīng qī wŭ, Freitag, Friday!!!’

‘The Power of the Mountains, representing the element of earth, heed my cry… sabato, samedi, sábato, Sabado, Thu Bai, Do Youbi, xīng qī liù, Samstag, Saturday!!!’ Lu Kupi♥ times three~!!!”

Rion: “…… Are you done?”

Noir: “Yessir!” *pulls a Brain-Freeze out of Clef-Space**drinks the Brain-Freeze cutely and innocently*

Rion: “What did you three lose?”

Harmony: “My Cutie Angel Staff.”

Golon: “My Zelgadis Graysword.”

Nami: “My Lucky Quill Pen… when I draw something with it, it comes to life.”

Rion: *gets up and starts to walk around the table in circles**After a few rounds, Noir got annoyed*

Noir: “You better not wear a hole in the floor.”

Rion stopped across the table from Noir and gave a hard looked stare.

Rion: “You speak of this Spooky thing, but you obviously lost this Spooky character from the event of Nami’s arrival and the moment I came into this scene. Please enlighten me on how you lost Spooky.”

As if Noir heard this, he felt the spotlight shine directly on him. He looked up, Banji had set a lamp up. Noir frowned.

Noir: “Get that dreadful light out of my eyes!”

Rion: *slams the table* “Answer the question!”

Noir: “Stop damaging my property!”

Rion: “L’eggo my eggo!”

Noir: “No! I DON’T EAT WAFFLES! Je préférer la crépe!”

Rion: "What you talking about!?"

Noir: "I don't know!"

Rion: “What kind of bath softener do you use?”

Noir: “Huh? Hmmm…. I use Noboribetsu Karurusu… why?”

Rion: “You lost your le kumi!”

Noir: “… EH!? NOOO!!!” *falls onto his knees* “I lost my Spooky and now I’ve lost my Le Kumi? My life is over!”

Rion walked over and knelt down to Noir’s level.

Rion: “Power Down!” *in a bright flash of orange, Rion goes from his Dekaranger suit into his S.P.D. uniform and took off a glove* “Calm down for a moment.

Noir looked at Rion in the eyes as the officer took his exposed hand and touched the heart struck mage’s cheek.

Rion closed his eyes and concentrated hard, instantly his mind was in Noir’s, reading his history putting Noir into a hypnotic trance. All the other mages gasped.

Hana: “… No one has ever done that to Noir before!”

Suna: *a little bit hesitant* “Just who is this guy?”

Harmony: “Is he really a policeman?”

Nami: “This guy no doubt knows how to use magic in some way!”

Golon: “He’s no amateur either, using that name trick and spinning that turn table earlier, I’ve never seen that before!”

Drew: “He’s an ESPer just like my mom!”

Banji: *gasping with his mouth hanging open, speechless. He then looks around, no body was looking and slowly got up and walked way.*

Rion: “I see now.”

The detective said at last, letting go of Noir, who snapped back to reality. Banji too stopped and turned around

Noir: “… You fiend!”

Rion: “Sorry, but I had to get the rest of the story from you.”

Rion got up and walked over in front of Banji

Rion: “You’re not getting away.”

Hana: *slamming the table* “What!? No! Banji is no thief!”

Rion: *snapping without looking at Hana* “DON’T BE SO BLIND!”

Hana gasped and felt a bit shaky, but Noir grabbed her shoulder.

Noir: “Don’t hurt my table anymore… When he probed into my mind, I saw his. When the power went off again and again, there were only three people involved in each one, you, me, and Banji. The rest were innocent victims of a crime. That’s what he observed.”

Hana: “Noir… *looking at Banji* “Is this true Banji?”

Banji: *smirks* “Yes!” *Everyone gasps* “It is true, Kimori-sama.”

Golon: “Grr…” *stands up, everyone else joined him.* “WHERE’S OUR STUFF!?”

Banji: “Hmph, I forget!”

Rion whipped his D-Revolver out of Zero-Space, despite not being morphed and slapped Banji in the face with it.

Rion: “Liar! Now talk!”

Banji: *holding his nose* “I don’t feel like talking, get me what I acquire, and I’ll spill some beans.”

Rion smacks Banji with the D-Revolver once more.

Rion: “We don’t give in to blackmail!”

Banji: “Easy all ready!” *rubs his nose* “That hurts you know!”

Rion: *grips hard on his D-Revolver* “Talk then, or I’ll rough you up some more!”

Banji: “You can’t do that!”

Rion: *chuckles* “Oh yes I can, S.P.D. policy. Beat up the suspect, ask questions later!”

Noir: “For once we agree on something, all magicians on deck!” *Noir and the six mages all stood ready* “All right everyone, ready?”

Golon, Hana, Harmony, Nami, Suna, and Drew: “Ready!”

Rion: “Eh?”

Noir, Golon, Hana, Harmony, Nami, Suna, and Drew: “It’s Morphing Time!”

Noir: *reveals a Go-Go Brace* “Black Chimera!”

Hana: *reveals a Digitizer* “Purple Unicorn!”

Harmony: *reveals a Chrono Changer* “Pink Pegasus!”

Drew: *reveals a Magi-Phone* “Green Griffin!”

Hina: *reveals a Cross Changer* “Blue Mermaid!”

Golon: *reveals a Dino Bracelet* “Yellow Minotaur!”

Suna: *reveals a Hurricane Gyro* “Red Dragon!”

Rion: “Oh!” *reaches for his S.P. License and pulls it out* “Emergency, Dekaranger!” *Nothing happens to Rion as a special type of armor emerges onto the Mages* “What the…” *looks at the License he’s holding* “Agh! This isn’t mine!”

Banji: *lounging on a chair holding a manga, looks up* “Are you guys done yet?”

Hana: “Go Jakq Battle Denji Sun-Vulcan! Goggle Dyna Bio Change Flash!”

Nami: “Mask Live Turbo Five Jet! Zyu Dai Kakure Ohre Car!”

Golon: “Mega Ginga Go-Go Time Gao! Hurricane Abare Deka Magi Bouken!”

Harmony: “Gavan Shariban Shaider Juspion Spielban Metalder Jiraiya Jiban Winspector Solbrain Exceedraft Person Swat B-Fighter!”

Drew: “Q Man Seven Jack Ace Taro Leo Jonais Eighty Melos USA Great Powered Zearth Tiga Dyna Gaia Nice Neos Cosmos Pict Fight Nexus Max Mobius!”

Suna: “Sport Crystal Knight! Jushi Shin Kenjushi! Gransazer Justriser Sazer-X! Inazuma!”

Noir: *holds staff out* “Rider V3 X Amazon Stronger Sky Super Black RX Kuuga Agito Ryuuki Faiz Blade Hibiki Kabuto!”

All Seven: “FEAR THE MAGIC OF TOKUSATSU!!!” *dramatic explosions*

Noir: *gasps* “My house!”

Banji: “…… That’s on you, not me.”

Rion smacks Banji silly with the D-Revolver.

Banji: “Ugh! Again with the hitting! You’ll never get your stuff if you keep it up!”

Noir: *grabs Rion’s shoulder,* “Please, for Spooky’s sake… and mine!”

Rion: “All right, hold this!” *He shoves his D-Revolver into Noir’s hands and runs around Banji, blocking the door.*

Banji: “You think you can stop me from escaping? I caused those blackouts! BEAUTIFUL…”

Hana: “Stop!” *Hana launched a barrier ball and consumed Banji into a bubble, making it all black for a brief moment and disappeared, Banji is stuck!* “No more Banji! No more!” *Hana manipulated the bubble so that Banji’s tail is exposed, but made it tight so he can’t wiggle out. Hana looked at the Officer and gestured.*

Rion: “Thank you.” *Rion point to Golon to guard the door for him as the detective walked over to the bubble and smiled at Banji.* “Stay calm for me, right?”

Banji: *hiss* “That won’t work with…” *Rion grabbed Banji’s tail hard and concentrated, knocking the little fella out of it. Making it easier for Rion to enter Banji’s mind.*

Everyone watched in anticipation as Rion probed around Banji’s memory.

Rion: “I see it now; he witnessed the Jamboree from last here and watched from the outside. He saw all the jewels you had Noir and Banji wanted it.”

Noir: “Those tacky things from Egypt? Hmph, those aren’t of real value, they’re not real at all! They’re…”

Rion: “I know white chocolate in gold wrapping. Banji mistook it for the real Millennium Items buried under the sands of Egypt. And he decided to try and infiltrate the mansion this year. After the convention was over last year, he witnessed Noir passing the Torch of Turn from Golon over to Hana and hatched a plan. He disguised himself in this form and made himself look like someone who has been witch crafted on. Which is want you thought, right Hana?”

Hana: *nods* “And I fell for it all…”

Rion: *lets go of Banji’s tail and shifts the bubble around facing Noir and Nami* “After some probing in Noir’s head, as well as Banji’s, aim a gush of water at him.”

Noir: *confused* “Why?”

Rion: *makes a checkmark sign* “Just do it!”

Noir looked at Nami, and Nami looked back, they both nodded and aimed their arms at Banji.

Noir & Nami: “Summoning the powers of water… Fire!”

In two beautiful blazes of blue magic, it went in the bubble and turned into real water, splashing Banji, waking him up. The Bubble popped and Banji grabbed himself as if he was in pain.

Banji: “NOOOOOO~!”

In a blaze of light, his white fur melted away and his robes ripped apart, what was Banji now is a grotesque and hideous looking Merman. This was his true form!

Banji grabbed his throat: *gasps* “Can’t breathe!”

Rion: *takes his D-Revolver back and takes aim at Banji’s tail*

Noir: *wide-eyes* “You’re not going to kill him are you? And don’t harm my floors!”

Rion: “No worries, because!” *fires at Banji’s fish tail, making it dissolve into legs and… and a whole bunch of items! And of course, a small ghoulish Shuppet-like ghost.*

Noir: *his face lights up with joy* “SPOOKY!!!”

Spooky: “Je suis!”

All the mages immediately ran to where Banji was lying, who was gasping desperately for air, picking up their property.

Golon: “My sword!”

Hana and Harmony: “My staff!”

Drew: “My Lamp!” *in a poof of smoke, a cat-like genie with a malicious grin appears*

Smoky Jr.: “My dinner!”

Drew: “Nuuu~!”

Nami: “My pen!” *draws a chibi character in mid-air with it**it comes to life* “It works!”

Suna: “My sand gourd!” *turns to Rion as he picks up his S.P. License,* “You’re creepy, but you’ve earned my respect, Police-san.”

Rion: “No problem,” *gets serious* “Emergency, Dekaranger!” *in a flash of Orange, Rion becomes S.P.D. Orange* “Master Sea Thief, Banji; you are charged with seven counts of theft and two counts of kidnapping. Judgment Time!”

Narrator: “For Alienizers, the Special Police can call upon the ultimate court in the universe for judgment. For this case, any wrong doer.”

Rion: “You’ve been declared guilty! Containment Approved” *Grabs D-Revolver and inserts his S.P. License**aims the gun at Banji.* “SP Licence set, control mode! Final Buster!” *clicks on the trigger which causes the D-Revolver to shoot out a set of mini-missiles and hits Banji dramatically causing a whole bunch of explosions.*

Noir: “Noooooooooooooo~!”

Rion: “Game, set, and match…” *holds up hand as a card flies into his hands with Banji in it* “Checkmate!”

A little later outside the mansion at night as Gaia’s Extreme Makeover: Home Edition team are immediately working on the repairs of the mansion as the detective and the several mages stood in front of Rion’s car with that campy music you hear at the end of most filler Pokemon episodes in the background.

Noir: *teary eyed and choked* “I don’t know how much I can thank you… le kumi…”

Rion: *puts on a Spike putting on an Angel expression* “‘No need little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me.’”

Noir: “…” *smacks Rion playfully* “DON’T MAKE FUN OF MY SPIKEY, LA GUMI!”

Spooky: *mimicking Noir* “Je suis!”

Rion: *clears throat* “Well I have to go now and turn this little bugger in to Doggie Kruger back at Earth’s base in Japan. It’s gonna be a long ride.”

Noir: *smile* “Yeah you do that, le kumi.”

Golon: *to Noir* “We all have to get going soon before that Cindy person and the Gaian alien plots kick in.”

In several blinks of an eye, transportation vehicles of all kinds appeared as the mages and the detective hop on. All but Noir and Rion leaves as quick as you can say “Do you believe in magic?” The two stared at each other.

Noir: *breaks the fourth wall* “Before you go, explain to everyone who you are and how Banji kidnapped Spooky, le kumi.”

Rion: *nice smile* “Sure.” *clears throat and looks at the people reading this.* “I am Orion Zero, an officer in S.P.D., Special Police Dekaranger, aka Tokusou Sentai Dekaranger. Before I joined S.P.D., I was one of many psychic mages training under the Great Time Wizard, Kimihiro Watanuki. He basically trains those who have special type of 6th sense. From him, I learned how to tap into the zodiac and cosmos alike to use this power to get information; same ways as a simple little touch taught by S.P.D.’s own Deka Yellow.

“As for this case, after all the guests was there, Noir immediately rejected all the other invitations he made, only a number of people can come in depending on the welcome spell he uses. Since he used the days of the week in his carnations, only seven guests were allowed.”

Noir: “Pin-pon! That’s true, le kumi!”

Spooky: “Je suis!”

Rion: “After the last person arrived, Nami, Noir went upstairs into his private chambers to change into a more formal outfit with Spooky guarding the stairs. That’s when Banji made his move; he walked up the stairs and ran into Spooky. The two quarreled a bit and got into a fight, apparently Spooky onto Banji, turning him back into his real self. In some parts of the galaxies Mer-people when they get wet, they turn back into real selves. Spooky got real spooked and Banji literally ate the poor ghost.”

Spooky: *shivers with trauma*

Noir: *cuddles Spooky* “It’s okay, mummy’s here darling.”

Rion: “That’s how Banji stole items. With Spooky out of the way, he made his move upstairs to the vault with Noir busily singing…”

Noir: “‘Salagadoola mechicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo~♥!’ … What? The Fairy Godmother is an inspiration to us all! Until that green ogre destroyed her!”

Rion: “Banji didn’t want to get caught, so when Noir sung ‘boo,’ he did his complete darkness trick and caused a nice prolonged blackout. It was there Noir made the call for some help and there you go.”

Noir: “Now you know, bye-bye peoples!” *Seals the fourth wall again* *looks at Rion.* “Thanks again for everything.”

Rion nodded and turned on the engines and looked back at Noir.

Rion: "Hey, maybe I can get a formal invite next year? Until then, catch ya on the flip side!"

Noir: *waves his hand and his hair becomes black and silver highlights* “I will do so, but don’t expect to get in right away, le kumi.”

Rion: *flashes a thumbs up and flies up to the sky and towards the full moon.*

Noir: “Now where did that Ty Pennington go! Let’s go get him Spooky!”

Spooky: JE M’APPELLE~!”