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In times long passed, the powerful king, Idios (His mother spelt his name wrong on the little sheet of paper thingie) declared war on the Stupidians. Many brave soldiers lost their hair in the battles that ensued.

The weapons primarily used were:

Projectile Cheez Whizz of Justice XD
Dessert Spoon of Inhumane Causes
Angry Chihuahua of Death
Pencils of Truth (Poke Poke)
Vegetarian Lasagne of Larry (Ok, so I'm running out of ideas...)

For protection (Must defend them silky locks, besides other things. NO smutty jokes please... sweatdrop ) they wore:

Spiky Helmet of Rubber
Toffee Shield of Uselessness
Cotton-Candy Breastplate of Yumminess
Dark Sunnies of Eye Protection (Unfortunately means you can't see but that's not the point)
Blind Eye-Dog of Hypnosis (Actually a dog wearing swirly glasses who walks into walls alot)

This was the equipment the foot soldiers wore into battle. There were also the following special units:

Macaroni Slinger - His only protection a helm made of spoons, the feared macaroni slinger defends the castle walls armed with a ladle and a large tub of hot macaroni - Ouch!
Bowler - A guy in a big zorb ball (Nark... Sorry. It's a kiwi thing.) who rolls down the hills and runs people over. Thing is is that the ball's made of light plastic and is only vaguely annoying to the victim, and the Bowlers get pretty dizzy very quickly.
Jitterbug - OK, these guys do nothing but run around in circles, scream and be stupid. But it's VERY annoying and people have been known to throw themselves from battlements to end the noise... the noise...

There was a minor setback to the whole battle - No one knew which people were on their side. Therefore everyone ran around and attacked everyone else until they fell over (or their hair fell out, whichever came first). This made the war VERY long and VERY confusing.

In this day and age, we have moved on from such things. But we can still re-enact stupid things if we feel like it!
If you wish to take part in The Mighty Stupid Battle of Doom, post:
1. Your position (e.g footman, Bowler)
2. Your weapon and armour if you chose footman (One of each)
3. dramallama DO YOU WORSHIP THE LLAMA???



Let the battle commence...

(I sort of meant this for me, Robo_Kitty and Pink050992, seeing as we're the ones who run around on this guild and scare people... Here, at least, we can do it for a JUST CAUSE! Or a stupid cause... But other people join if you feel in a stupid enough mood! Please?)

ok well i dont wanna b in the mighty battle but i will hail the almighty llama


i was once a tree house
i lived in a cake but i never saw the way the orange slayed the rake
i was only 3 years dead
but it told a tale
and now listen little child to the safety rail
llama llama duck!

yay for the llama song

*stares at macaroni pot and decides to eat macaroni...Mmmmm macaroni... Then comes down from teh battlements because is bored and trips over random person holding pencils...*

"Owwwww"

*Then proceeds to eat breastplate...simply because i can*

*smacks over head with remains of breastplate which sticks to your faaaace*

mehehehe

Sick em bob!

*chihuahua atacks you*