RoadrunnerOcelot from right here in GaiaOnline was arrested yesterday on four counts of public nudity. "RoadrunnerOcelot had been running around town naked for several weeks before we finally caught that b*****d," police Sgt. Brigs said. "We had gotten several complaints from concerned mothers about a man running around naked and decided it was time to take this criminal down once and for all."
The police used a computer to plot out where RoadrunnerOcelot had been streaking, and found a trend. They then set up a trap for RoadrunnerOcelot based on the collected information. RoadrunnerOcelot fell right into it.
Brigs staged a public event knowing that the streaker was sure to run by during the event. Sure enough, they saw a man run by with no clothes on. The police hiding in the area went in for the kill and brought RoadrunnerOcelot down.
Many local Gaia residents were shocked at who it was. One widowed Mrs. Cunningham had this to say, "I always thought RoadrunnerOcelot was such a good intentioned person. I guess RoadrunnerOcelot has finally shown their true side. That man b***h! Foolin' us all like that!"
RoadrunnerOcelot will be tried next month in the local courthouse in GaiaOnline. Police are now warning parents to stay close to their children in case other freaks decide to follow the actions of RoadrunnerOcelot. A new law is currently being written to bring down harsher punishments in cases like this. The name of the law is "RoadrunnerOcelot's law."
Until RoadrunnerOcelot is tried and jailed, police are posting pictures of this criminal all around Gaia. "People should stay far away from this man." Said Brigs, "RoadrunnerOcelot has been exposed as a pervert and we don't want this man hurting anyone."
RoadrunnerOcelot declined our request for an interview saying only, "I am not gay!"
We will cover news of the trial as it happens.
The police used a computer to plot out where RoadrunnerOcelot had been streaking, and found a trend. They then set up a trap for RoadrunnerOcelot based on the collected information. RoadrunnerOcelot fell right into it.
Brigs staged a public event knowing that the streaker was sure to run by during the event. Sure enough, they saw a man run by with no clothes on. The police hiding in the area went in for the kill and brought RoadrunnerOcelot down.
Many local Gaia residents were shocked at who it was. One widowed Mrs. Cunningham had this to say, "I always thought RoadrunnerOcelot was such a good intentioned person. I guess RoadrunnerOcelot has finally shown their true side. That man b***h! Foolin' us all like that!"
RoadrunnerOcelot will be tried next month in the local courthouse in GaiaOnline. Police are now warning parents to stay close to their children in case other freaks decide to follow the actions of RoadrunnerOcelot. A new law is currently being written to bring down harsher punishments in cases like this. The name of the law is "RoadrunnerOcelot's law."
Until RoadrunnerOcelot is tried and jailed, police are posting pictures of this criminal all around Gaia. "People should stay far away from this man." Said Brigs, "RoadrunnerOcelot has been exposed as a pervert and we don't want this man hurting anyone."
RoadrunnerOcelot declined our request for an interview saying only, "I am not gay!"
We will cover news of the trial as it happens.
