So I was walking downstairs and I was all "Hey lets go get Pig out of my brother's room". I go into his room, and see my cat curled up in a ball under a blanket and i think its just about the cutest thing ever. So I decide to go lay with him. I'm there for like 10 minutes, kissing his face and rubbing his head and I moved one of the blankets off to the side. And BAM!!!!
A used condom starring me right in the face. I screamed, grabbed my cat and ran.
I guess this is what they call killing yourself in small doses.</3
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