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Ok. You know you're a lesbian when...

Your hair is as short as your brothers.
All your friends are male, and you talk about how hot that chick over there is with them.
You'd rather play football than date a football player.
You wonder what colour underwear your female teacher wears.
You're 16 and never kissed a guy.

*deletes bad posties*

YKYNSW... (guys again)

You've sung to 'I feel like a woman' more times than you've watched Spike T.V.
You're not at all interested in the swimsuits during the Miss Universe padget, and insted want to hear about their X-boyfriends.
You watch every magic girl anime just for ideas on what to dress your gender-confused boyfriend up in.

You know youre a lesbian when:
youre favourite place in the world is the local gay bar and you live for the tuesday nights
toally bummed at leaving my all girls school
and when nearly crash the car when you first saw the Mr and Mrs Smith billboard!

You know you're bi when...
You see a hot couple walk by and wonder who you want to trade places with
Your friend talks about him and his girlfriend and you're as interested in him as you are her
(I know they're not good or creative but I'm trying sweatdrop

You know you're a lesbian when...

...you've learned to blow off the infamous "So how do you, you know?" quetsions.
...a girl in choir drops her music, and the bass section isn't the only one staring at her butt.
...suddenly every English teacher you've ever seems gay and a potential mentor.
...when the boys on the choir trip begged to eat at a topless bar, it was you who came up with the clever comment about their dollar menu being better than McDonald's.

Well, I thought it was worth a shot. xp

Had to add this:
...your friends have made an admirable effort to let you know when boys are flirting with you, but it still goes right over your head.