lol, fear me and my geekiness. XD
I wrote this for the "Who Wants to Marry Stephen Colbert?" challenge on Colbert Nation. ROUND FOUR. I'm not really a fangirl, I mean...I am a little, but not in a crazy way. BUT, this contest kinda requires that of you, so I went that way. And, if you are a fangirl, enjoy 8D And remember I'm not trying to take him from you, lol.
But it makes me happy now, and I'm hummin' it and lovin' it. So I'm making a thread for it...
If you can guess what it's a parody of, you're the coolest person ever. 8D
I Wanna Marry Stephen Colbert
I wanna marry Stephen Colbert,
He is the guy you cannot compare,
Truthiness, he's against all bears,
I wanna marry Stephen.
Your eyes are brown, your hair is dark,
You make me so excited when your eyebrows arch,
I love you so, please don't replace me,
Oh my God, you look so tastey.
Have to watch your show every night,
Oh Stephen, won't you hold me tight?
I wanna do ya, cause if I did,
I'd be the lucky girl to have your truth kids.
I wanna marry Stephen Colbert,
He is the guy you cannot compare,
Truthiness, he's against all bears,
I wanna marry Stephen.
You're so smart, Northwestern grad,
If I was with you I wouldn't be sad,
You'd fluff your hair, and sing me songs,
I could listen to you all night long.
I would sit in your guest's chair,
And be nailed by you with your truthi-glare,
So marry me, oh won't you Stephen?
It's the one thing I can believe in.
I wanna marry Stephen Colbert,
He is the guy you cannot compare,
Truthiness, he's against all bears,
I wanna marry Stephen.
I wanna marry Stephen~
And then there's my recording. XD Which, I cannot sing, nor do I pretend to be able to sing, and most of the time I don't even sing around other people...so this is awful. BUT! Who else was going to sing it?
http://www.badongo.com/file/1521002
^ Click there! Scroll down, you have to wait 30 seconds, type in letters and open it. XD It's more complicated than it needs to be, but I don't have boomspeed or anything convenient like that. *shakes fist* Oh well.
Yes. Fear me. :3
But I love you!
*sings the little song* :3
The Daily Show & The Colbert Report Guild
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