BILL: HAY BRIDE
BRIDE: WHAT
BILL: OWNAGE
BRIDE: ******** COMA'ED
*a ******** long time later*
DOORBELL:RING'ED
VERNITA: HAY WAT IS ********: ULTIMATE TODDLER DEFENSE
ULTIMATE TODDLER: SUP
VERNITA: HAY BRIDE IT IS TIME FOR COFFEE
BRIDE: I AGREE
VERNITA: IT IS ALSO TIME FOR DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!
BRIDE: AWHELLNAWIGOTTAGOSTABBITYSTABBITYSTABBITYSTABSTABSTAB ON YO a** NOW
VERNITA: MY s**t IS RIGHTEOUSLY ******** TODDLER: s**t, SUCH SEVERE OWNAGE THE LIKES OF WHICH I HAVE NEVER WITNESSED
*cut to hospital*
COMA BRIDE: ...
EYEPATCH CHICK: WHAT UP b***h
COMA BRIDE: ...
EYEPATCH CHICK'S CELLPHONE: RING'ED
EYEPATCH CHICK: HALLO
BILL: DO NOT ******** WITH THIS b***h, SERIOUSLY I AM NOT EVEN KIDDING
EYEPATCH CHICK: ******** OK THXBAI
COMA BRIDE: ...
EYEPATCH CHICK: I HATE YOU BRIDE
COMA BRIDE: ...
*five year time traveled OK??!?!?!!*
COMA BRIDE: ...
BRIDE: HOLEE ******** I'M AWAKE I'D BETTER GO BACK TO SLEEP
TRUCKER: Y HELO THAR BUTTSECKS
BRIDE: HAHA FACEBITE
TRUCKER: ACK I'M DEAD WITH A BONER
TRUCKER'S BONER: I AM A ZOMBIE c**k
BUCK: I LIKE TO ******** OHSHIT MY TENDONS
BRIDE: HAY BUCK WAT DID THE DOOR SAY TO THE FACE
BUCK: WHAT
BRIDE: SLAM
BUCK: BRAIN DEAD'ED
BRIDE: HAY BIG TOE WIGGLE PLZ PLZ PLZ
BIG TOE: ROFL OKAY *wiggle*
*later, in japan*
BRIDE: HAY YUO ARE HANZO
HANZO: YES
BRIDE: GIVE ME SWORD?
HANZO: K
*O-ren backstorie time*
BUSINESS NINJAS: HAY CONGRATULATIONS CRIME KING
O-REN: LOL THNX
BOSS TANAKA: OMG f** U
O-REN: STEPSTEPSTEPSLICE
BOSS TANAKA'S HEAD: ******** OWNED
BUSINESS NINJAS: s**t MY b***h YUO ARE THE ******** TANAKA'S HEAD: I LIKE TOTALLY ALREADY KNOW THAT
*randomass japanese club*
JAPANESE CLUBBERS: IT IS TIME FOR DANSE
BRIDE: DANSING IS OVER!
CRAZY 88'S: HAY THERE ARE 88 OF US AND ONE OF YOU WE WILL WIN
BRIDE: NO
CRAZY 88'S: LOL YA I KNOW ROFL DIE'D
GOGO: HAY I AM JAPANESE SCHOOLGIRL OF CHOICE CHECK OUT MY BALL
BRIDE: IT IS A NICE BALL OUCH IT IS A POKEY BALL
GOGO: HAHA I WILL DO MANY SPINS AND FLIPS IN A SHORT SKIRT YET MY PANTIES REMAIN HIDDEN FROM VIEW
GOGO'S PANTIES: 1337 NINJA SKILLZ
BRIDE: HAY LOOK A STICK
GOGO: CRAP 2x4'ed
O-REN: HAY CHECK OUT MY SNOW LEVEL
BRIDE: FINAL BOSS BATTLE!
O-REN: SCALP'ED
*later*
BILL: s**t THIS SUCKS
BUDD: ENGAGE TEH PLOT BABY OHCRAP MOVIE'S OVER
MOVIE: END! PS WATCH VOLUME 2 FOR THE SECRET OF TEH PLOT BABY
