CREDTITS: IN A GALAXY FAR AGO s**t WAS ******** UP
OBI WAN & DARTH VADER(SPOILERLOLOLOL): CHECK US OUT, WE RIDE IN A-WINGS OHSNAP TEHY ARE REALLY TIE FIGHTERS FOOLED YOU
ROBOTS:HAY YUO CANNOT BE ON THIS SHIP IT IS OUR SHIP
R2-D2:TASTE MY OILY RAGE FLAWLESS VICTORY
ROBOTS:s**t
R2-D2: FATALITY
OBI WAN AND VADER: HAY IT IS THE SENATE KING WHAT IS GOING ON SENATE KING
PALPATINE: YO
SARUMAN: CHECK IT BITCHES
OBI WAN: OH CRAP BEING THROWN HEADFIRST INTO A WALL MY ONLY WEAKNESS
VADER:RAAAAGE
SARUMAN:I'LL NEVER MASTURBATE AGAIN
PALPATINE:KILL HIM
VADER:NO
PALPATINE:YES
VADER:OK
SARUMAN:OWNED
*then some s**t happens*
JAR-JAR: HEY CHECK ME OUT I HAVE NO LINES
PADME: OH ANAKIN BEING KNOCKED UP IS SOOOOO SWEET
VADER: KEWL
YODA: TALK LIKE THIS THROUGH THE ENTIRE MOVIE I MUST
PALAPATINE: HAY ANAKIN
VADER: HAY TRUSTED PERSON WHO COULD NOT BE EVIL AT ALL
CALAMINE: YEAH WHATEVER LISTEN GO REPRAZENT ME AT COUNSIL
SHAFT WINDU: MAN MOFUGGAH DONE DROPPED A BOMB ON US
VADER: YEAH SO CAN I BE A MASTER
SHAFT WINDU: ***** PLEASE
VADER: WTF ANGST
OBI WAN: HEY CHECK IT OUT I HAVE A WART ON MY FOREHEAD
YODA: OBI WAN GO KILL THE ROBOT KING WHILE I CHILL WITH WOOKIES
VADER: WTF USURP'ED
SHAFT WINDU: HAHA NOOB
WOOKIES: CG'ED
CHEWBACCA: EXCEPT ME LOL
*some more s**t happens*
VADER: I FORESEE YOUR DEATH BY BABY HAHA THE BABY ATTACK IS PERFECT
PADME: ROFLCOPTER
AUDIENCE:STFU
VADER AND PADME: OK
PADME: P.S.: I'M KNOCKED UP
GEORGE LUCAS: THIS SUCKS LET'S GO SEE THE ROBOT KING
*meanwhile, on the planet of Tall ******** Pinhead wannabes*
OBI WAN: HAY WHERE IS TEH ROBOT KING
ROBOT KING: SUP
OBI WAN: THE TIME TO DIE IS NOW
ROBOT KING: YEAH COUGHCOUGH BTW I HAVE 4 ARMS
OBI WAN: WTF SHIVA HACK
ROBOT KING: I AM LIKE 4 JEDIS THANKS PALPATINE
PALPANTINE: PROPS
ROBOT KING'S HANDS #1-3: ******** SLICE'D
ROBOT KING: MOTOCROSS LIZARD EDITION BITCHES
OBI WAN: ******** THIS I'LL JUST SHOOT YOU
ROBOT KING'S ORGANS (note: WTF): ******** DIE'D
*back at vader's*
PALPATINE: HAY ANAKIN
VADER: WHAT
PALPATINE: BE EVIL
VADER: I DON'T WANNA
PALPATINE: C'MON
SHAFT WINDU: MOTHAFLACKO I'M ABOUT TO CUT A b***h
PALPATINE: ******** HELP ANAKIN
VADER: MY CONFLICT RUNS DEEP!
SHAFT WINDY: ******** I'LL NEVER MASTURBATE AGAIN
PALPATINE: DOWN FORWARD DOWN-FORWARD+FIERCE PUNCH
SHAFT WINDU: OOOOOOOOWWWWWWNNNNNNEEEEDDDDD
PALPATINE: YUO ARE NOW MY b***h YOUR NEW b***h NAME IS DARTH VADER
VADER: OK COOL I GUESS
PALPATINE: EXECUTE OPERATION SMOKE THE BITCHES
CLONE #1: SWEET
CLONE #2: SWEET
CLONE #3: SWEET
CLONE #4: SWEET
PALPATINE: THE JEDIS ARE BAD VADER GO KILL SOME JEDI BABYS
VADER: RAAAAAR I HATE BABYS
ALL JEDI BABYS: s**t s**t OUR s**t IS ********: YODA I CALL YUO OUT BEEOTCH
GUARDS: SNAP FORCE'DED
YODA: BRING IT SLUT
CG FIGHT SEQUENCE: Y HELO THAR
YODA: LOL WALLHACK
LEIA'S DAD: SUP
PALPATINE: HAY VADER GO TO THE LAVA PLANET FOR SOME REASON
VADER: K
*later, on the lava planet*
PADME: VADER I MEAN ANAKIN WTF MATE
VADER: I FIND YOUR LACK OF FAITH AROUSING
PADME: OMG CHOKE'S
OBI WAN: MAN THAT IS SO HOT
VADER: WTF I HATE MENAGE A TROIS RAAAAGE
VADER: PS I HAVE RED EYES NOW SO I AM EVIL
OBI WAN AND VADER: ULTIMATE LAVA BATTLE
OBI WAN: HAY VADER WHAT DO YOU CALL A BAD GUY WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS FLOATING IN A RIVER OF FIRE
VADER: WHAT
OBI WAN: BOB
VADER: OHSNAP OWNED
*LATER*
PADME: TEH PROPHECY WAS RIGHT THE BABY ATTACK IS PERFECT *dies*
PALPATINE: HAY VADER WHAT DO YOU CALL A BAD GUY WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS FLOATING IN A RIVER OF FIRE
VADER: STFU AND FIX ME
PALPATINE: LOL
JAMES EARL JONES: WITNESS MY ULTIMATE FORM
PALPATINE: HAY VADER YOU KILLED YOUR WOMANS
JAMES EARL JONES: FUUUUUUUUCK
ENDING CREDITS: SUP
