Let puppy try:
A man in hospital is sleeping, when a nurse walks into the room with a wash cloth. The man awakens to see her and softly asks her :"Are my testicles black?"
She blushes and says: "I don't know sir, I am really here just to wash the top half of your body"
He clears his throat, and in his weakened state asks again; "Are my testicles black?"
Sensing there was some sort of ungency in the request the nurse went bright red and lifted his gown. She took his p***s in her hand and checked it. Looking up at him she smiled and said: "No they are okay ^_^"
The man sighed and looked at her blushing, he pulled her arm towards him so that her ear was close to his mouth...He whispered:
"I said
Are my TEST RESULTS back?"