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 Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:12 pm
Post your favorite quotes
some of these are a little PG-13 so if easily offended then don't read.
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:13 pm
When I was born, the doctor said to my father, " I'm sorry, we did everything we could but he still pulled thru".
Rodney Dangerfield
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:16 pm
My uncles dying wish was to have me sit in his lap - he was in the electric chair
Rodney Dangerfield
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:18 pm
I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.
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Trey Parker and Matt Stone, South Park, Death, 1997
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:19 pm
Cartman: Butters will give handjobs in the corner for a dollar.
Butters: Sure, I'm good at all sorts of jobs.
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:21 pm
Butters: I don't think I'm very happy. I always fall asleep to the sound of my own screams.
Stephen: Right, Uh, see the reason that you are...
Butters: And then I always get woken up in the morning to my own screams. Do you think I'm unhappy?
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:23 pm
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you just say?!
Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry (Clears throat and pulls out megaphone), actually what I said was, "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:25 pm
Jewish Kid: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.
Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp.
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:26 pm
Kyle: Wow! That's a lot of seamen, Cartman.
Cartman: Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
Stan: That's cool.
Cartman: Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid a*****e didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck on a hose.
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:28 pm
Cartman: Okay, Token, give me a sweet bass line.
Token: I don't know how to play the bass.
Cartman: Token, how many times do we have to go over this? You're black. You can play the bass.
Token: I'm really tired of your racist views on this.
Cartman: Well then, get tired of them after you give me a bass line!
Token: (Plays the bass expertly) Oh, Goddammit.
you really gotta see this to get how great it is
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:32 pm
well tha's all i got for now
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:09 pm
Step on a crack break your mothers back.
Step on you sac...
Summersault!!!
Larry King (Bob and Tom)
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 10:32 pm
"heh... change the channel, bevis."
-butthead.
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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 7:15 pm
Nick Nac the patty's back
-Spongebob
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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 7:28 pm
"BOOM headshot!."
FPS Doug (Pure Pwnage)
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