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mmmmmmmchips Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 1:59 am
Huzzah! It's back! This isn't like the Avatar Vrs Avatar game, this one is actualy hillarious as hell when you stay on topic and are creative. 3nodding DirtyNeedles THIS THREAD CAN NEVER GO OFF TOPIC, EVER. Point made. Here's how it works, first person makes a wish. Second person grants the wish, but corrupts it. Hillarously. Then makes a wish. Oh, and put the name of the person who's wish you're corrupting, or use arrows to point them out. 3nodding And the beat goes on. ----------------------------- I wish I had my damn canoe! gonk
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 2:02 am
Granted, but it was crafted by a suarthy italian, who was creative enough to get lazy and do a half assed job on it. Filled with cracks and a very sharp tip, you attempt to take it out on the water. Hitting a waterfall after the canoe begins to fill with water, offsetting your weight and messing with your course, you hit the bottom and impale yourself on the sharp tip.
SHISH KABOB, b***h, surprised
I wish I had some Dr. Pepper.
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 2:05 am
granted but your drpepper is shaken up by the time you open it and it sprays into your face and you happened to be walking down the street as you open it and as you are blinded by caffinated soda you bump into a big black biker dude who beats the living s**t out of you
I wish i had chinese food
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 2:07 am
Granted, but the chinese food is just a covering for my naked body. As you prepare to open your food to delve into your delicious cuisine, I jump out, my naked sexual organs slapping in your face.
I wish my mouse worked better. cry
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mmmmmmmchips Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 2:08 am
^^^ Granted, but the same Italian who oh-so-recently was in the canoe buisiness got fired a few weeks ago. Suarthy Italian became angry at the world angsty Italian. He got hired by the Dr.Pepper guys, wanting to do some damage from the inside. Because he thought of himself as a spy.
Stupid Italian.
This story could take a while, so i'm just gonna tell you the end.
He crawls through your window and hands you a can of Dr.Pepper than has Anthrax in it instead of Caffene.
I wish I had some cookies.
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 2:09 am
granted but it works too good and starts clicking on random things and opens up tons of porn sites right as your parents walk in and see a fat chick with a horse c**k up her
i wish i had my tongue pierced
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 2:10 am
Granted, but it's pierced by a smelly, dirty fat guy in a leather jacket.
You get tongue herpes.
Haha, douche. surprised
PS: THIS THREAD CAN NEVER GO OFF TOPIC, EVER.
I wish I had a magic genie.
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 2:10 am
^^ Granted, but for some strange reason the guy sticks a nail in the pericing hole.
You try to drink some pop but you put holes in the can and get everything wet.
You try to talk but stab yourself in the mouth.
Long story short: Don't trust bums in allys for good peircing deals!
I wish I had some new CD's.
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mmmmmmmchips Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 2:12 am
granted but they are all cds you grandmother bought you full of polka dance music and italian opera
I wish i had money
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 2:12 am
Countess: Granted, but it's some pansy a** italian money bullshit.
You're broke. surprised
I wish I had some strawberreh ice cream.
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mmmmmmmchips Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 2:16 am
Needles: Granted, but you shouldn't buy from creepy skinny guys you don't know who are wearing hockey masks and nothing else.
The "Strawberrys" are people! gonk
I wish I had some licorice.
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 2:18 am
bunneh: granted, but its black licorice and it sticks all over your teeth and some hot b***h walks by, you smile and wink, and they run away from you disgusted as hell
I wish I had a ps2
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 2:18 am
Chippy: Granted, but it's that nasty black licorice kind. The one that everyone hates. Notice a connection? ninja
I wish I had a micrrophone that worked.
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 2:22 am
Dirty: Granted, but at the same time you get throat cancer and get one of those voice boxes.
Nobody ever wants to hear you again.
I wish I had a digital camara of my own.
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mmmmmmmchips Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 2:24 am
Chips: granted but your face gets infected with acne and pink eye and people ignore you after you show yourself
I wish to live on my own
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