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 Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 6:38 am
xd I want to know if anyone might know any interesting ones. I only know one or two.
"Party hardy, rock n roll
Drink a mickey
Smoke a bowl
We are stoners
We've got class
Give us s**t
We'll kick your a**"
and
"Stoners live and stoners die
Stoners rule and that's no lie
So all you preps who think you're cool
Think again cuz stoners rule"
I remember coming up with silly little things like this when I smoked pot with my old friends. xd
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 8:19 pm
i call this the suburban message.(spin on grandmaster flash song)
White people everwhere
people driving their mini vans like they just dont care
cant stand the sound cant stand the noise
my parents took my hummer way so i got no choice
Lawyers in the front accountants in the back
Longo(sport store in my community) in the field with a base ball bat
get good grades and study hard
havent seen a black person in o so far.
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 8:20 pm
ive never made rhymes when high, but those are pretty funny
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Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 7:15 am
Me and my freinds freestyle all the time when we're stoned.
Lemme see:
Sitting here on my steps an Im about to get high
I gonna smoke hella sacks, I wanna reach the sky
Im coughing so damn much I think Im gonna die
I cant concentrate or talk and Im wondering why
Then I look in the mirror and I see my eyes
They are redder than red I mean red as fire
Thats all I got so that the end of this ryhme
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Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 10:54 am
Party Harty, with Mary get high,
Life is excellent until you die,
but that's alright smoke a blunt,
just remember, don't be a c**t.
Party Harty, with Mary get high,
bursting with fumes into the sky,
Way up high,
Dancing stoned- as you fly...
:}
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Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 9:30 am
[ Message temporarily off-line ]
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 9:52 pm
I got one!!
*Clears throat*
(In tune of Row Your Boat)
Roll, roll, roll a blunt
Twist it at the ends
Light it up and take a puff
Pass it to your friends
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 8:24 am
SuicidalNingen I got one!! *Clears throat* (In tune of Row Your Boat) Roll, roll, roll a blunt Twist it at the ends Light it up and take a puff Pass it to your friends Best so far
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 8:56 am
GenesisDX SuicidalNingen I got one!! *Clears throat* (In tune of Row Your Boat) Roll, roll, roll a blunt Twist it at the ends Light it up and take a puff Pass it to your friends Best so far
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 1:00 am
Lil Wyte has the best stoner-type rhymes. Lil Wyte - Look Like You im slumbed out right now
that aint no surprise
dialated pupils
see'n doubles out both my eyes
i hit up little spark
got him out for no charge
he ******** wit his boy
xanax bars call them toldem poles or even tonka toys
i popped half and popped the other half and hit the crown
then put my shot glass down and pour another round
im startin to feel everything i just put in to my body
liquor and bars got me right though i might look retarded
get up out my way little cracka wit the k
even though im ******** up i can still maintain
got sumthin in my brain it can do things man
like turn a sane mans a** off insane
im a monster when im high especially on some bars
dont need to cop liriclly you can catch a charge
runnin down the street yellin ******** the police
reeboks on my feet high from those bars
ima hold my ground and rep my memphis
pop my pill and smoke all my d-ro
be ******** up all in public
fallin down on crackers and negros
oh you think you know little wyte
im tellin you right tonight
you hold out ima find out
betta pull em out and pass them sticks around
toldem poles, candy bars even yellow ladders
tonka toys, white sticks it dont really matter
if you got em pass that s**t around
i wanna look like you
if you got em pass that s**t around
i wanna look like you
one little pill you can break down into fours
gauranteed when mixed wit liquor it goin have you on the floor
take advantage of the power this thing put off every hour
dont try to ova do it you goin to find yo self off in da showa
this is not some powder the effects are completely different
you are not a coward if you pop one and get scared of this s**t
you might look at wut you did the night before if you want em
betta get somebody to be with ya only if they a** is soba
gotta keep my ******** brain on
checkin lanes only if the beat bang
ill only be able to do my thang
know wut i got to do and
when or what i gotta rock
bust out my nine goin to take da s**t to da top
when you see me in da street betta believe me
this cracker here is off the hee
memphis tennessee is my stompin ground
and xanax bars is wut balance me
this weed in me and hennesse
all over my akademiks tee
was ******** up and dont remember s**t
but fallin up out the s.u.v
they serious dont play wit em
if you cant handle em come my way em
ill take em to da bay deal or even slang wit em
goin give my female an all night bang wit em b***h If you want to read the lyrics, click quote. I didn't want to stretch the page too far. It's a knockin' a** song, and I suggest downloading it no matter what you like.
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 8:20 am
Finding Emo Lil Wyte has the best stoner-type rhymes. Lil Wyte - Look Like You im slumbed out right now
that aint no surprise
dialated pupils
see'n doubles out both my eyes
i hit up little spark
got him out for no charge
he ******** wit his boy
xanax bars call them toldem poles or even tonka toys
i popped half and popped the other half and hit the crown
then put my shot glass down and pour another round
im startin to feel everything i just put in to my body
liquor and bars got me right though i might look retarded
get up out my way little cracka wit the k
even though im ******** up i can still maintain
got sumthin in my brain it can do things man
like turn a sane mans a** off insane
im a monster when im high especially on some bars
dont need to cop liriclly you can catch a charge
runnin down the street yellin ******** the police
reeboks on my feet high from those bars
ima hold my ground and rep my memphis
pop my pill and smoke all my d-ro
be ******** up all in public
fallin down on crackers and negros
oh you think you know little wyte
im tellin you right tonight
you hold out ima find out
betta pull em out and pass them sticks around
toldem poles, candy bars even yellow ladders
tonka toys, white sticks it dont really matter
if you got em pass that s**t around
i wanna look like you
if you got em pass that s**t around
i wanna look like you
one little pill you can break down into fours
gauranteed when mixed wit liquor it goin have you on the floor
take advantage of the power this thing put off every hour
dont try to ova do it you goin to find yo self off in da showa
this is not some powder the effects are completely different
you are not a coward if you pop one and get scared of this s**t
you might look at wut you did the night before if you want em
betta get somebody to be with ya only if they a** is soba
gotta keep my ******** brain on
checkin lanes only if the beat bang
ill only be able to do my thang
know wut i got to do and
when or what i gotta rock
bust out my nine goin to take da s**t to da top
when you see me in da street betta believe me
this cracker here is off the hee
memphis tennessee is my stompin ground
and xanax bars is wut balance me
this weed in me and hennesse
all over my akademiks tee
was ******** up and dont remember s**t
but fallin up out the s.u.v
they serious dont play wit em
if you cant handle em come my way em
ill take em to da bay deal or even slang wit em
goin give my female an all night bang wit em b***h If you want to read the lyrics, click quote. I didn't want to stretch the page too far. It's a knockin' a** song, and I suggest downloading it no matter what you like. Lil Whyte of HCP?
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 11:50 pm
GenesisDX Finding Emo Lil Wyte has the best stoner-type rhymes. Lil Wyte - Look Like You im slumbed out right now
that aint no surprise
dialated pupils
see'n doubles out both my eyes
i hit up little spark
got him out for no charge
he ******** wit his boy
xanax bars call them toldem poles or even tonka toys
i popped half and popped the other half and hit the crown
then put my shot glass down and pour another round
im startin to feel everything i just put in to my body
liquor and bars got me right though i might look retarded
get up out my way little cracka wit the k
even though im ******** up i can still maintain
got sumthin in my brain it can do things man
like turn a sane mans a** off insane
im a monster when im high especially on some bars
dont need to cop liriclly you can catch a charge
runnin down the street yellin ******** the police
reeboks on my feet high from those bars
ima hold my ground and rep my memphis
pop my pill and smoke all my d-ro
be ******** up all in public
fallin down on crackers and negros
oh you think you know little wyte
im tellin you right tonight
you hold out ima find out
betta pull em out and pass them sticks around
toldem poles, candy bars even yellow ladders
tonka toys, white sticks it dont really matter
if you got em pass that s**t around
i wanna look like you
if you got em pass that s**t around
i wanna look like you
one little pill you can break down into fours
gauranteed when mixed wit liquor it goin have you on the floor
take advantage of the power this thing put off every hour
dont try to ova do it you goin to find yo self off in da showa
this is not some powder the effects are completely different
you are not a coward if you pop one and get scared of this s**t
you might look at wut you did the night before if you want em
betta get somebody to be with ya only if they a** is soba
gotta keep my ******** brain on
checkin lanes only if the beat bang
ill only be able to do my thang
know wut i got to do and
when or what i gotta rock
bust out my nine goin to take da s**t to da top
when you see me in da street betta believe me
this cracker here is off the hee
memphis tennessee is my stompin ground
and xanax bars is wut balance me
this weed in me and hennesse
all over my akademiks tee
was ******** up and dont remember s**t
but fallin up out the s.u.v
they serious dont play wit em
if you cant handle em come my way em
ill take em to da bay deal or even slang wit em
goin give my female an all night bang wit em b***h If you want to read the lyrics, click quote. I didn't want to stretch the page too far. It's a knockin' a** song, and I suggest downloading it no matter what you like. Lil Whyte of HCP? Yeah dude.
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Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 9:28 pm
Finding Emo GenesisDX Finding Emo Lil Wyte has the best stoner-type rhymes. Lil Wyte - Look Like You im slumbed out right now
that aint no surprise
dialated pupils
see'n doubles out both my eyes
i hit up little spark
got him out for no charge
he ******** wit his boy
xanax bars call them toldem poles or even tonka toys
i popped half and popped the other half and hit the crown
then put my shot glass down and pour another round
im startin to feel everything i just put in to my body
liquor and bars got me right though i might look retarded
get up out my way little cracka wit the k
even though im ******** up i can still maintain
got sumthin in my brain it can do things man
like turn a sane mans a** off insane
im a monster when im high especially on some bars
dont need to cop liriclly you can catch a charge
runnin down the street yellin ******** the police
reeboks on my feet high from those bars
ima hold my ground and rep my memphis
pop my pill and smoke all my d-ro
be ******** up all in public
fallin down on crackers and negros
oh you think you know little wyte
im tellin you right tonight
you hold out ima find out
betta pull em out and pass them sticks around
toldem poles, candy bars even yellow ladders
tonka toys, white sticks it dont really matter
if you got em pass that s**t around
i wanna look like you
if you got em pass that s**t around
i wanna look like you
one little pill you can break down into fours
gauranteed when mixed wit liquor it goin have you on the floor
take advantage of the power this thing put off every hour
dont try to ova do it you goin to find yo self off in da showa
this is not some powder the effects are completely different
you are not a coward if you pop one and get scared of this s**t
you might look at wut you did the night before if you want em
betta get somebody to be with ya only if they a** is soba
gotta keep my ******** brain on
checkin lanes only if the beat bang
ill only be able to do my thang
know wut i got to do and
when or what i gotta rock
bust out my nine goin to take da s**t to da top
when you see me in da street betta believe me
this cracker here is off the hee
memphis tennessee is my stompin ground
and xanax bars is wut balance me
this weed in me and hennesse
all over my akademiks tee
was ******** up and dont remember s**t
but fallin up out the s.u.v
they serious dont play wit em
if you cant handle em come my way em
ill take em to da bay deal or even slang wit em
goin give my female an all night bang wit em b***h If you want to read the lyrics, click quote. I didn't want to stretch the page too far. It's a knockin' a** song, and I suggest downloading it no matter what you like. Lil Whyte of HCP? Yeah dude. HCP is the s**t!
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Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 7:21 am
Sex Drugs Rock and Roll
Speed Weed and Birth Control
To all you bitches who think your kewl
Go Suck a d**k cause Stoners Rule
3nodding
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 9:58 am
GenesisDX Finding Emo GenesisDX Finding Emo Lil Wyte has the best stoner-type rhymes. Lil Wyte - Look Like You im slumbed out right now
that aint no surprise
dialated pupils
see'n doubles out both my eyes
i hit up little spark
got him out for no charge
he ******** wit his boy
xanax bars call them toldem poles or even tonka toys
i popped half and popped the other half and hit the crown
then put my shot glass down and pour another round
im startin to feel everything i just put in to my body
liquor and bars got me right though i might look retarded
get up out my way little cracka wit the k
even though im ******** up i can still maintain
got sumthin in my brain it can do things man
like turn a sane mans a** off insane
im a monster when im high especially on some bars
dont need to cop liriclly you can catch a charge
runnin down the street yellin ******** the police
reeboks on my feet high from those bars
ima hold my ground and rep my memphis
pop my pill and smoke all my d-ro
be ******** up all in public
fallin down on crackers and negros
oh you think you know little wyte
im tellin you right tonight
you hold out ima find out
betta pull em out and pass them sticks around
toldem poles, candy bars even yellow ladders
tonka toys, white sticks it dont really matter
if you got em pass that s**t around
i wanna look like you
if you got em pass that s**t around
i wanna look like you
one little pill you can break down into fours
gauranteed when mixed wit liquor it goin have you on the floor
take advantage of the power this thing put off every hour
dont try to ova do it you goin to find yo self off in da showa
this is not some powder the effects are completely different
you are not a coward if you pop one and get scared of this s**t
you might look at wut you did the night before if you want em
betta get somebody to be with ya only if they a** is soba
gotta keep my ******** brain on
checkin lanes only if the beat bang
ill only be able to do my thang
know wut i got to do and
when or what i gotta rock
bust out my nine goin to take da s**t to da top
when you see me in da street betta believe me
this cracker here is off the hee
memphis tennessee is my stompin ground
and xanax bars is wut balance me
this weed in me and hennesse
all over my akademiks tee
was ******** up and dont remember s**t
but fallin up out the s.u.v
they serious dont play wit em
if you cant handle em come my way em
ill take em to da bay deal or even slang wit em
goin give my female an all night bang wit em b***h If you want to read the lyrics, click quote. I didn't want to stretch the page too far. It's a knockin' a** song, and I suggest downloading it no matter what you like. Lil Whyte of HCP? Yeah dude. HCP is the s**t! Dude, for real, Lil' Whyte finally shows that he has talent in this song man. I love his lyrics, but his songs are fast, but his flow is usually slower. In that song, I needed the lyrics to understand WTF he was saying.
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