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Galadedrid Damodred

PostPosted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:25 am


Kender are a nuisance, we can't deny that. But they're wonderful fun, they are cheerful and happy and guileless and cute.

My question is: Would it be a good thing or a bad thing if the kender found a way into our world? (I know they got to the Forgotten Realms - they've heard of kender there).
PostPosted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 6:31 am


Oh gods. There would be so many unsolved cases of pocketpicking, breaking and entering, and thieft that it wouldn't even be funny. Or would it... ninja

Well, in anycase, though kenders are a great fun, they do cost all kinds of trouble for society. I can just imagine them teaching all the pickpockets and thieves a few kender tricks of "finding" things in their pockets. xd Maybe if they were isolated on an island or something, you know, build a new Kendermore, that'd be a cool tourist attraction. I'd pay to go there. mrgreen They'd just have to keep a close eye on their possessions. :Xp: Wait...nevermind. You can't keep a kender in one place. It's impossible.

Anyway, I'd love for kenders to be in this world, nevermind the possibilty of having to sleep with an eye open. xd

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Ume Makoto

PostPosted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 6:45 am


I would LOVE to have Kender here. Granted, I'd have to take some new safety measures to make sure they don't take my stuff, but it would be so much fun.
PostPosted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 6:53 am


^_^ It would be. Wait... they have KEnder in Forgotten Realms? Really? I guess I've only read like two authors but still...

Bob_Henry


Meithanos

PostPosted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 3:31 pm


Hmm... All things considered I think it would be rather interesting to see what havoc would happen upon introducing teh Kender-kin to our world.


Of course I have one friend who would go on a genocidal hunt for 'em.



Then again aren't there some people we know in this world that COULD be considered somewhat "Kenderish". I for one have a sister who I could only describe as being a bet kenderish... only much taller.
PostPosted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:22 pm


Elantis
Hmm... All things considered I think it would be rather interesting to see what havoc would happen upon introducing teh Kender-kin to our world.


Of course I have one friend who would go on a genocidal hunt for 'em.



Then again aren't there some people we know in this world that COULD be considered somewhat "Kenderish". I for one have a sister who I could only describe as being a bet kenderish... only much taller.
Oh my god! My best friend practically defines kender! xd

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Galadedrid Damodred

PostPosted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:38 pm


Bob_Henry
^_^ It would be. Wait... they have KEnder in Forgotten Realms? Really? I guess I've only read like two authors but still...

They don't have kender in the Forgotten Realms. They've heard of them there. One Kender discovered a Magic Bag of Holding (bigger on the inside than on the outside - it allegedly contains a small town) and had a mage create copies that weren't as good but were okay. Somehow, some of the inferior copies found their way to Abeir-Toril. I'd be willing to bet that the halflings there are somehow related to kender as well. They're alot alike, only halflings can feel fear and don't fight with hoopaks.
PostPosted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 10:40 am


I'd feel terribly sad...modern human society has no place for a childish and innocent heart such as a kender's. sad I fear they would end up with a degree of affliction that would ruin their goodness.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 9:54 pm


Blue Eli
I'd feel terribly sad...modern human society has no place for a childish and innocent heart such as a kender's. sad I fear they would end up with a degree of affliction that would ruin their goodness.
*blink blink* We're not as bad an influence as Malys...are we? cry
PostPosted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:27 am


A Soul So Black
Bob_Henry
^_^ It would be. Wait... they have KEnder in Forgotten Realms? Really? I guess I've only read like two authors but still...

They don't have kender in the Forgotten Realms. They've heard of them there. One Kender discovered a Magic Bag of Holding (bigger on the inside than on the outside - it allegedly contains a small town) and had a mage create copies that weren't as good but were okay. Somehow, some of the inferior copies found their way to Abeir-Toril. I'd be willing to bet that the halflings there are somehow related to kender as well. They're alot alike, only halflings can feel fear and don't fight with hoopaks.


Not true, there is a FR novel with a Kender in it, I just recall the name right now. In it, Paladine sends a Kender to FR to help stop a plot between an evil FG God and Morgion.

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Blue Eli

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 11:54 am


Yami no Sakura
Blue Eli
I'd feel terribly sad...modern human society has no place for a childish and innocent heart such as a kender's. sad I fear they would end up with a degree of affliction that would ruin their goodness.
*blink blink* We're not as bad an influence as Malys...are we? cry

Nah, I think modern humans would ruin that wonderful kender spirit. Another sentient species in the mix would really piss off a lot of people, and humans as groups are violent, hateful creatures.
PostPosted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 5:43 am


Blue Eli
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Blue Eli
I'd feel terribly sad...modern human society has no place for a childish and innocent heart such as a kender's. sad I fear they would end up with a degree of affliction that would ruin their goodness.
*blink blink* We're not as bad an influence as Malys...are we? cry

Nah, I think modern humans would ruin that wonderful kender spirit. Another sentient species in the mix would really piss off a lot of people, and humans as groups are violent, hateful creatures.
*sniffles* Yeah, I guess......Why are we so evil?...

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Befu
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 10:42 am


But they do exist! I have a little brother who's a kender. xd
PostPosted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 4:25 pm


thatd be awesome! i know a way we could keep them out of our possesions! use modern locks...ya know with codes and fingerprint scanners and weight thingies! and lasers! and electricity. Then they'd never get a hold of them! unless we take them out...there's always a catch... ninja mrgreen pirate

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Ume Makoto

PostPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 7:12 am


peachyrandomness
thatd be awesome! i know a way we could keep them out of our possesions! use modern locks...ya know with codes and fingerprint scanners and weight thingies! and lasers! and electricity. Then they'd never get a hold of them! unless we take them out...there's always a catch... ninja mrgreen pirate


You know what... that might just keep Kender out. But.... they can always get though the windows blaugh
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