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 Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:21 am
This is an email I recieved and I just thought I'd pass it along and give people a few smiles.
THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2005 :
Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
[Imagine that!]
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[Now that's taking things a bit far!]
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[Not if I wipe thoroughly!]
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!]
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]
War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect! !]
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[You think?]
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[Who would have thought!]
Enfield (London) Couple Slain! ; Police Suspect Homicide
[They may be on to something!]
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
[he probably IS the battery charge!]
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[Weren't they fat enough?!]
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas
in Spacecraft
[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[Taste like chicken?]
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through
Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to. (Maybe even a chuckle).
We all need a good laugh, keep on smiling
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:44 am
Haha I've seen that before somewhere...but some of them are pretty good. n.n
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:46 am
I know! XD
Children make nutritious snacks
[Tastes like chicken?]
XDDDDDDD
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:43 pm
XD Lol, those are lovely... I love that last one. XDD
Thanks for posting them! n.n
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 1:09 pm
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Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 9:16 am
I love the typhoon one! :3
Ah, the awesomeness of Verbal Ambiguity!
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