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 Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 10:06 pm
The Game:
Someone asks a question.
Someone else gives an answer that is completely ridiculous or unexpected.
Then the second person asks a new question.
EX:
1st person: "Where do babies come from?"
2nd person: "Mexico. Are there flowers on the moon?"
3rd person: "No, flowers don't exist fool.
And so on and so forth...
First question: Why is the sky blue?
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Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 10:17 pm
Because of the hippies.
Next Question:
What do you call a large naked hampster?
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Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 10:20 pm
Dr. Suess
Why must this always end in tears?
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Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 10:23 pm
Your food needed salt.
Where is my cat?
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Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 10:57 pm
Dancing with Minnie Mouse on Pluto...
Why can't the English learn to speak?
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Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 11:30 pm
It has to do with french fries.
Why are there never any paper towels in football stadium bathrooms?
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Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 11:43 pm
because the dish ran away with the spoon...
Why do people fall in love?
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 12:28 am
To find their keys.
How are potatoes grown?
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 9:32 am
The purple monkeys grow them.
Why are firetrucks red?
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 12:36 pm
because the sky is purple...
Why do people listen to music?
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 12:49 pm
To keep the dinosaurs under control.
Why do mosquitos exist?
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 12:51 pm
because the politicians use them as spies
Why does Moses suppose his toes are roses?
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 12:56 pm
Because all that time in the boat made him insane.
Why does my brother always kick me off the computer?
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:04 pm
because penguins can't fly...
Why can't we all just get along?
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:24 pm
Because of Fuzzbanian mind control mushrooms.
Why is it cloudy outside?
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