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GermanTemper1010 Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 1:32 am
This is a place for you to state the obvious or whatever nonsense you wish, but in this context:
Ever notice __________?
I'll start.
Ever notice how cookie dough tastes better than the actual cookie?
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 7:25 pm
Ever notice how the moon is prettier than the sun?
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GermanTemper1010 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 12:54 am
Ever notice that it's considered inappropriate for a guy to be alone with 5 girls, but a girl alone with 5 guys is fine?
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Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 8:49 am
Ever notice that if a guy slaps a woman's a** it's sexual assualt but if a woman reaches in his pants and squeezes his junk it's not?...not that I didn't like it but still ninja
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Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 10:10 pm
Ever notice that alot of things seemingly taste like chicken?
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Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 10:56 pm
Ever notice that everyone tells you to be nice, then give you sayings like "Nice guys finish last," "No good deed goes unpunished," and "Give only what you're willing to lose"?
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GermanTemper1010 Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:25 am
Ever notice how good and evil are only arbitrary seperations of the good for you and your allies and the bad for you and your allies?
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:39 am
Ever notice how the higher ratings a show gets the crappier the show becomes?
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GermanTemper1010 Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:42 am
Ever notice how hill billies are always the ones getting abducted by aliens?
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:46 am
Ever notice how the more effort you put into something the more fragile it becomes?
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GermanTemper1010 Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:24 am
Ever notice how putting a dent in your fridge for no reason other than shear anger seems like a good idea untill you actually step back and look at your work?
Ever notice how roosters go "c**k a doodle do?"
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:29 am
Ever notice how everyone wants to be a redhead... except redheads?
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GermanTemper1010 Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 9:37 am
Ever notice how you come up with the most witty things to say... after the moment has passed?
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 12:12 pm
Ever notice how some people just don't need to be alive?
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 12:17 pm
Ever notice when watching some television shows, the studio audience applies laughter at moments that aren't even funny?
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